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Chris Jericho’s Date with a Cage, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

WWE United Kingdom ChampionshipBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

With the announcement of the crowning of a United Kingdom Champion on the WWE Network next year, there’s naturally been a lot of buzz. The idea, reportedly, is for the network to have weekly UK show similar to what 205 Live is for the Cruiserweights. So there’ve been questions about the continued oversaturation of content, WWE potentially trying to create its own territorial system, what this means for other promotions across the world, etc. All valid questions.

Quite frankly, I don’t know if or when I’ll be able to see any of this UK content. There are only so many hours in a week. But for now, I’m taking an optimistic approach. This tournament has a big upside. The UK is in the midst of its own wrestling boom right now, and I’ve been able to see very little of what’s going on over there. All these guys now have a chance to wrestle in front of a whole new audience, and educate a lot of American fans about British wrestling.

One of WWE’s big drawbacks in the last several years has been its inability to create new stars. Using the Cruiserweight Classic tournament, they’ve been able to bring guys like Rich Swann, TJ Perkins, and Cedric Alexander to the main roster. Whether they’ll become big stars remains to be seen. But they’re commodities. They’re fresh faces. As somebody who watches Raw and Smackdown every week, it’s tough to complain about a potential new source of fresh faces.

Mick Foley, WWE Raw, December 19, 2016Ponderings From Raw:

Mick Foley announces Kevin Owens vs. Roman Reigns for the Universal Title at the Royal Rumble, with Chris Jericho suspended from the ceiling in a shark cage. Poor Mick. He tries so hard. And he’s still got some of his trademark charm despite being forced to recite scripted dialogue. But then he makes an embarrassing mistake like he did here, saying they were in Pittsburgh instead of Columbus. I love Mick Foley, I really do. But I’m glad he’s reportedly got a couple weeks off. He needs a break.

Some guys who need a break from each other? Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and Chris Jericho. It feels like they’ve been working together nonstop since September. The Jericho stipulation notwithstanding, the Universal Title Match announcement was a disappointment. If I’m Roman Reigns, I’m expecting a dome full of boos at the Rumble, justified or not.

Rusev def. Big Cass via disqualification. Enzo later attends sensitivity training. Shorter is probably better with Rusev and Cass right now, so I won’t complain about what we saw here. I’ll credit Cass with one thing: He looked legit pissed at Rusev.

One of the stories on this show involved Enzo being sent to sensitivity training after being “naked” on the show a few weeks back. This didn’t do much for me. It seemed like they were trying to mimic the success they had with the Daniel Bryan/Kane anger management skits a few years ago. But once again, I credit them for doing something different, breaking up the monotony, and extending a plot thread through much of the show.

WWE Raw, December 19, 2016, Sasha BanksNia Jax interrupts Sasha Banks. Firstly, mad respect for Sasha for her performance at Roadblock. She doesn’t have to take the risks she does. Often they’re unnecessary. But you can’t doubt her passion. That always shines through.

That being said, I turned the volume down when she started talking. This might be unpopular, but her promos now officially annoy me. It’s not entirely her fault. She’s just written as a white meat babyface right now. I will credit her with looking into the hard camera, though. Eye contact = connection. She can also put on a great boo-hoo face (shown above).

Champion or not, it wasn’t hard to figure out Nia Jax and Sasha were going to be partnered after Roadblock. Again, lack of roster depth. Given their obvious size difference, I’m intrigued. I liked Nia calling Charlotte a “little girl.” This program will be good for her.

Austin Aries makes his Raw debut at the announce desk. Cedric Alexander def. Noam Dar. I’ve got high hopes for Cedric Alexander in 2017. He’s so damn explosive, and that Lumbar Check is awesome. I also think this is the first time we’ve seen Cedric and Alicia come out together on Raw.

After the match, Noam Dar got on the mic and essentially said he wanted Alica. I’m certainly not Shakespeare, but here’s a writing tip: When another man says, on national television mind you, that he wants to get with your girlfriend, you kick his ass. You don’t just stand there and get angry. It makes you look like a chump.

Noam Dar, WWE Raw, December 19, 2016If I’m not mistaken, this was Austin Aries’ Raw debut. A little understated, considering what his status was in other promotions. But at least he’s there. He’s not a good announcer yet. But I like that they’re having him tag in for Cruiserweight matches. It’s a little bit like what Mike Tenay used to do on Nitro.

Sheamus, Cesaro, and the New Day def. Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson, and the Shining Stars. I never hated the “penny” tag belts the way some fans did. The tag titles they used on Raw during the first brand split looked so generic that I was just grateful for something different. That being said, the red belts Sheamus and Cesaro got on this show look better.

The pre-match dialogue with New Day, Sheamus, and Cesaro was actually pretty good. Then Gallows and Anderson came out and spoiled it. Then the Shining Stars came out and killed it dead. No interest in the eight-man tag. I assume the New Day will get a tag title rematch soon.

Also, Big E’s little ad lib about Charlotte becoming a 16-time champ by next month was on point. I tip my hat to you, sir.

A commercial airs for John Cena’s return to Smackdown next week. I don’t normally comment on these things, but this spot for Cena’s return was really well done. It was like a super-condensed career retrospective, and played up Cena as the elder statesmen and legend they want him to be.

WWE Raw, December 19, 2016, TJ Perkins, Rich SwannAfter turning on Rich Swann at Roadblock, Neville cuts his first heel promo on Raw. He and Brian Kendrick lay out Swann and TJ Perkins. Neville’s delivery was pretty good here. I don’t really see him as a big promo guy, but he surprised me. I was really skeptical about him turning heel. But if he switches up his in-ring game a little bit, this heel turn just might work for him.

Lately TJ Perkins has become the Dolph Ziggler of the Cruiserweight Division. Lately all he does is lose to Swann and Kendrick. Plus, he ran out there to save Swann, and immediately ate a kick from Neville. Thanks for coming, idiot. He needs to write a sternly worded letter to creative.

After Foley refuses to give him another shot at Sami Zayn, Braun Strowman decimates Sin Cara and Titus O’Neil. There was something very cathartic about seeing Braun Strowman rip apart that hokey Raw Christmas set. That’s something I’ve wanted to do for years.

I really dug that lingering shot of Mick Foley standing there looking over the body of Sin Cara, observing Braun’s damage and pondering the consequences of his actions.

WWE Raw, December 19, 2016, Bayley, Charlotte FlairCharlotte Flair gloats after her Roadblock victory. Bayley interrupts. Bayley pins Charlotte in controversial fashion. Corey Graves called Charlotte the “Iron Queen” as she came out. I like that. That’s different. As with Sasha, I give Charlotte a world of credit for the effort she put into that Iron Man Match. She’s the best female talent they have right now, and arguably the best overall heel in the company.

Good line: “Well, you are dressed like a fifth grader. So let’s go to school!”

Bad line: “Every month … you subscribe to the WWE Network thinking this is going to be the month that Charlotte loses, and every month I disappoint all of you.” Um, Charlotte has lost the title to Sasha three times now. I don’t need to buy the network hoping to see her lose. I can see it for free. Hell, I saw it this week! I get what she was going for, what with the pay per view winning streak. But there’s something to be said for clarity.

Based on what we saw here, I’m optimistic about what we’ll get from Charlotte and Bayley. This could lead to Bayley’s best in-ring performances since her main roster debut.

Braun Strowman interrupts the main event, attacking Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins. This might not be a popular opinion, given WWE’s obsession with three-man announce teams these days. But the Michael Cole/Byron Saxton/Corey Graves dynamic is growing on me. Specifically with the role Saxton is playing as the cheesy, aw-shucks babyface announcer that Graves hates. They had a little sarcastic exchange about Graves getting Saxton the night off next week, with Cole adding that Saxton should spend time with his family. Saxton’s reply: “You guys are my family!” I won’t lie, I laughed.

Brain Strowman, WWE Raw, December 19, 2016After sitting through yet another Raw main event with Owens, Jericho, Reigns, and Rollins (or some combination of said four), I was really pleased to see Strowman out there. Not only does it do him good to rub shoulders with the main eventers, but it did Sami Zayn a bit of good to have the announcers mention his role in all this during a main event segment.

I honestly never through I’d see the day Braun Strowman would be the best part of a Raw main event. But here we are.

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WWE Roadblock 2016 Predictions, Plus Ponderings on Dolph’s Big Win

Dolph Ziggler, AJ Styles, WWE Smackdown, December 13, 2016By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Here we go again. It’s almost fitting that Dolph Ziggler has modeled much of his look after Shawn Michaels. He may very well be the new Heartbreak Kid. Only Dolph will break your heart for entirely different reasons.

Tuesday night, Dolph Ziggler became the top contender for AJ Styles’ WWE Championship, winning a fatal fourway match. He will now face Styles on the December 27 edition of Smackdown. Sound familiar? It should. Ziggler won a similar match to earn his WWE Title shot at Summerslam. The one he lost clean. He would then go on to lose match after match to the Miz. He finally pulled out a win when his career was on the line, only to eventually drop the title right back to Miz. Now, in one match, he’s back in the WWE Title hunt.

Don’t fall for it, folks. This is a rerun. Not only is Dolph Ziggler not winning the title, he’s not being elevated back to main event status. He’s in this spot because WWE ran out of babyfaces to challenge Styles for the belt. They’ve put him with Dean Ambrose a million times. He’s worked with John Cena quite a bit, and may again come Wrestlemania. Who else is there?

Dolph Ziggler, Dean Ambrose, WWE Smackdown, August 2016

From a performance standpoint, I love Dolph Ziggler. He’s stellar in the ring and solid on the mic. The problem is, I just don’t see him as a credible threat to Styles. Remember, AJ has spent the last several months picking up some of the biggest wins of his career. Ziggler has gone in the exact opposite direction.

Moreover, as a viewer I’ve lost faith in Ziggler. Why is he the new Heartbreak Kid? Because watching him continue to bust his ass yet still be denied the spot he deserves is downright heartbreaking. They just keep dangling that carrot in front of him, and he just keeps reaching.

Having an underdog character is one thing. But the audience can only take so much heartbreak. Eventually, they lose faith in you. This is why I think Ziggler should have lost to Miz at No Mercy. He could have gone away and come back revitalized. But of course, they can’t do that with him because they need bodies on that Smackdown roster. He deserves to be in this spot because of his talent and athleticism. But in the end, what it boils down to is attrition.

Moving over to Raw territory, let’s talk Roadblock

WWE Roadblock 2016, Big Cass, RusevPRE-SHOW MATCH:
Rusev vs. Big Cass

Rumor has it Vince McMahon likes Big Cass. And why not? Hell, I like Big Cass. He’s seven feet tall, and apparently you can’t teach that. Is Cass ready to be a singles star? Nope. Not at all. His mic skills need to be sharpened. He doesn’t have to be what Enzo is, but I need to believe him when he talks. Right now, that’s not the case.

Still, the guy has potential down the road. So it would behoove WWE to protect him. I don’t know if he’s going to pin Rusev clean, but Cass definitely isn’t taking the fall. My guess is Enzo comes in for some kind of screwball finish.

PREDICTION: Big Cass

WWE Roadblock 2016, Rich Swann, Brian Kendrick, TJ PerkinsWWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Rich Swann (c) vs. Brian Kendrick vs. TJ Perkins

I’m not expecting anything special here. That’s kind of sad, isn’t it? The cruiserweights had so much buzz after the Cruiserweight Classic. Nowadays, there’s very little to distinguish them from the rest of the roster outside of the purple ropes and title belt. They’re just…there.

I don’t see Rich Swann dropping the belt here. He’s proven to be the charismatic babyface you’d want at the top of your division. So I’d keep the belt on him for awhile, at least until a worthy new heel emerges.

You know who’s in an odd spot these days? TJ Perkins. He was the inaugural Cruiserweight Champ, then lost the belt to Kendrick fairly quickly. Now Swann has taken his spot as the division’s lead babyface, and he’s recently lost singles matches to both Swann and Kendrick. On a recent episode of 205 Live, Austin Aries flat out asked him: “Can you beat these guys at anything besides video games?” I’d say it might be time for a heel turn, but I don’t see WWE dropping his kid-friendly image in the near future.

PREDICTION: Rich Swann

WWE Roadblock 2016, Sami Zayn, Braun StrowmanSTIPULATION MATCH:
Braun Strowman vs. Sami Zayn
Match has a 10-minute time limit.

I like this match. The time limit plays up how dangerous Braun is supposed to be, while also masking his relative inexperience. It also plays perfectly into Sami Zayn’s underdog character.

Braun has to be the victor here, one way or the other. Maybe he’ll pin Sami, maybe we’ll see the match stopped. Either way, he’s not getting pinned. Zayn’s best hope here is a disqualification or count-out victory. That’s how it should be. Strowman has been one of WWE’s success stories this year. Why slow him down now?

PREDICTION: Braun Strowman

WWE Roadblock 2016, Seth Rollins, Chris JerichoSeth Rollins vs. Chris Jericho

This should be a good match. But from a story perspective, it doesn’t do much for me. I will, however, give them credit. At least they’ve laid out a reason for this match to occur. Rollins wants to be Universal Champion again, so that he can force a confrontation with Triple H. For that to happen, he needs to isolate Kevin Owens. For that to happen, he needs to get rid of Chris Jericho.

But I don’t see that happening. The “best friends” duo of Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho seems to be all but officially dissolved. This would seemingly indicate a match between the two is imminent, possibly at the Royal Rumble. Jericho doesn’t need to win this match to propel him toward a Universal Title Match. But it couldn’t hurt. Plus, with Rollins calling out Triple H the way he is, they have the perfect excuse to pull shenanigans and cost him the match. So why not?

PREDICTION: Chris Jericho

WWE Roadblock 2016, Kevin Owens, Roman ReignsWWE UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH:
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns

For better or worse, Roman Reigns is still “the guy” in WWE. Ergo, he can become the Universal Champion (or the World Heavyweight Champion for that matter) at any time. I’d like to think that’s not what we’re going to see here. Owens hasn’t set the world on fire with that belt. But of the two he’s more intriguing, not to mention more entertaining.

I’m inclined to say Owens on this one. But it could go either way. Aside from Seth Rollins vs. Triple H and Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg, Wrestlemania still looks wide open. It would piss off many a smart mark, but they could give the belt to Reigns to set him up for a big title defense. The question is, against who? If you leave the belt on Owens, you keep the door open for not only a big match with Chris Jericho, but a confrontation with Finn Balor, who is eyeing Wrestlemania for his return. It seems like Owens is the one to go with. But if he doesn’t win this one, don’t expect Reigns to be too far from the title picture as we move forward.

PREDICTION: Kevin Owens

WWE Roadblock 2016, Sasha Banks, Charlotte Flair30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH FOR WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE:
Sasha Banks (c) vs. Charlotte

Two questions on this one…

1. What Women’s Title Match do we want to do at Wrestlemania?

2. Just how important is Charlotte’s pay per view winning streak?

The likely candidate to challenge for the title is Bayley. She’s been kept fairly strong, and she’s got a history with Sasha that would lend itself to a big match like that. On the other hand, Charlotte is objectively the best all-around female performer WWE has right now. She needs to do something at Wrestlemania, and a Women’s Title Match seems like the most natural spot for her. Plus, they’ve built this pay per view streak up quite a bit. If they want to break it, Wrestlemania seems like the right place.

You also have the Ric Flair factor. I sincerely doubt he’s there strictly as the garnish. Odds are he plays some sort of role in the outcome. The obvious route would be to have him swerve Sasha, and have the belt once again go back to Charlotte. Again, with Wrestlemania still wide open, this one could go either way. That’s especially true when you consider the back and forth nature of this program. It’s all been very pattern-based. Sasha wins it on Raw, Charlotte wins it on pay per view.

But let’s go out on a limb. Let’s say this is where they finally break the cycle. Sasha wins, feuds with Nia Jax between now and Wrestlemania, and then gets to Bayley at Wrestlemania. As for who that leaves for Charlotte…um…Nikki Bella? That’s a tough one. There’s no way she doesn’t get on Wrestlemania, though. One way or another, Charlotte will return to wrestling’s grandest stage.

PREDICTION: Sasha Banks

New Day’s Rough Night, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

Stone Cold Podcast, Vince McMahonBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

This week I stumbled across a story from StillRealToUs.com, titled: “Are Wrestling Podcasts More Interesting Than Wrestling Right Now?”

Sadly, the answer most weeks is yes. But there’s also no shortage of quality wrestling podcasts out there right now, by wrestling personalities and fans alike.

These are the shows I check out on a weekly basis. If you’re not listening to at least some of them, you’re missing out. Most of these come to you from PodcastOne or MLW Radio.

The Art of Wrestling, with Colt Cabana.
The Steve Austin Show
 The Ross Report
 Talk is Jericho
 The Jim Cornette Experience
Something to Wrestle, with Bruce Prichard
The Solomonster Sounds Off

WWE Raw, December 12, 2016, New DayPonderings From Raw:

The New Day def. Sheamus & Cesaro, and Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson to retain the Raw Tag Team Titles. I loved the announcers saying that Anderson and Gallows might be the favorites to walk out with the belts. I’m pretty sure the only team those guys can beat is Golden Truth. The biggest surprise in this match is that Anderson didn’t take the losing fall.

Cesaro had that great little sequence where he downed everybody. He even does his own little version of a 619 nowadays. Apparently it’s called the “Swiss One Nine.” So much damn star power.

This seemed rather anti-climactic. Thankfully, as we found out, it wasn’t the end.

Braun Strowman def. Curtis Axel. After refusing once again to grant him a match with Strowman, Mick Foley offers to trade Sami Zayn to Smackdown. I like this story with Zayn and Foley. It makes sense, him being the compassionate GM and all. It’s interesting what some quality build-up will do. They could have thrown Zayn and Strowman together as a filler match on Raw, much like they did with Axel here. But now I actually want to see the two of them in the ring together.

Jack Gallagher interferes in an Ariya Daivari/Lince Dorado match. Gallagher announcing he was going to interfere in the match reminded me an Attitude Era moment with Edge and Christian. They were on commentary with JR and King, and said they were going to do a “run-in.” Funny stuff. Gallagher is starting to build some steam. He even got the crowd to chant “Scoundrel!”

Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, WWE Raw, December 12, 2016Seth Rollins host “The Rollins Report,” with his guest Kevin Owens. Roman Reigns backs Rollins up against Owens and Jericho The main event is made. Just what we need. Another talk show segment.

I had a feeling the second tag title defense was coming. But I liked that. They’ve built this record up for weeks, and they milked it for all it was worth. It’s good storytelling.

We later got a backstage segment where Foley made the second tag title match with New Day, Owens, and Jericho a triple threat tag with Rollins and Reigns. They’ve needed to do some kind of backstage segment with the former Shield members for awhile now. Something where they flat out say they’ve got a common enemy, and aren’t getting back together. This was almost that segment. Every time those two are in the ring together it feels like a Shield reunion that isn’t happening.

Brian Kendrick def. TJ Perkins. Crowd was a little too quiet on this one for my taste. I was originally a Rich Swann skeptic. But he’s clearly taken Perkins’ spot as the top babyface in the Cruiserweight Division.

A video package airs hyping the final confrontation between Sasha Banks and Charlotte Flair. The big takeaway from this segment is that the Roadblock match is the last match between these two. For now, at least. That’s what we desperately need from these two right now. Some damn closure.

WWE Roadblock 2016, Sasha Banks, Charlotte FlairIt’s looking like they’re going to give these two another pay per view main event. While I maintain that this feud has gone on too long, I say why the hell not? They’ve earned it. Especially if this really is their last one for awhile.

Bayley def. Alicia Fox. It was either going to be Alicia or Dana Brooke. And when it’s Bayley against either of those two, odds are Bayley is going to win. That’s the trouble with having so few women on your roster. This stuff gets easy to call.

Rusev and Big Cass brawl. These Rusev/Lana talking segments always go a little long for my taste. But maybe that’s the point. So it’s Big Cass and Rusev at Roadblock.

After advertising the debut of Emmalina, her debut is announced as “premiering soon.” The more they this off, the more it seems like they’re going to do a Brodus Clay type thing with Emmalina. He was hyped as this awful monster, but then came out as the Funkasaurus. Are they going to swerve us again with Emma? Or is she just stealing Eva Marie’s gimmick?

Speaking of Eva Marie…

Mick Foley grants Sami Zayn a 10-minute match against Braun Strowman at RoadblockSo what we had here between Foley and Zayn was a sort of mentor/student dynamic. I can dig that. The 10-minute stipulation is interesting. Does Zayn get anything if he wins?

WWE Raw, December 12, 2016, Sami Zayn, Mick FoleySo the thing that set Zayn off was when Foley suggested that trading him to Smackdown for Eva Marie would be an even swap. I wonder how the real-life Natalie Coyle feels about that.

The New Day def. Kevin Owens & Chris Jericho and Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins to become the longest reigning tag team champions in WWE history. That awful moment when you realize Roman Reigns has the chance to be the Universal Champion, United States Champion, and one half of the tag champs. Also, once of the announcers really should have noted that Reigns and Rollins were tag champs during their Shield days.

Mrs. Primary Ignition came in for this match. She’s got a very broad knowledge of pro wrestling. At one point she said, “I don’t even know who’s on the whose team.” A fair point. These multi-team matches can be confusing.

Nice touch having Xavier Woods wrestle in this match, as opposed to having Big E. and Kofi work both matches. It made sense, which is sometimes a lot to ask of this show.

The Philadelphia crowd was still tuckered out for much of this one. Such a shame. This was a big match. Congrats to the New Day. I think one of the reasons they’re so fun to watch is that the real-life friendship between them is so evident. Cameras don’t lie.

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Charlotte and Sasha Banks Keep Going, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

WWE TLC 2016, Dean Ambrose, AJ StylesBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Let’s briefly touch on a few things from TLC before we get into Raw.

The finish to the AJ Styles/Dean Ambrose match was obviously going to involve James Ellsworth. Literally everything those two have done these last several weeks has involved him. Why wouldn’t this? So they were setting this up by having Ellsworth get all those fluke wins over Styles. Now he thinks he can beat Styles for the title. So does this constitute a heel turn for Ellsworth? That’s an odd choice, isn’t it?

Surprised to see Alexa Bliss take the Smackdown Women’s Title. Personally, I wasn’t ready to see Becky Lynch give it up yet. But given the quality of her work lately, Alexa is perfectly deserving. Congrats to her.

Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton took the Smackdown Tag Titles, which I didn’t expect, but probably should have. This stuff with Wyatt, Orton, and Luke Harper has been a breath of fresh air these last few weeks. Maybe we’ve got something here…

Ponderings From Raw:

Seth Rollins, WWE Raw, December 5, 2016, Seth RollinsSeth Rollins: “I want Triple H.” Nice to see Rollins make this little declaration. Now he officially has a goal that’s different than anyone else’s.

Dear God. You talk about contrived dialogue. Now, everyone has to call it Roadblock: End of the Line every single time. That’s like calling it Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens every time, as opposed to just The Force Awakens. It doesn’t get much more lame than that.

Seth Rollins def. Big Show by count-out. This was the first time we’d seen Big Show in a few months. He’s obviously a bit thinner now. Hopefully he’s not back on TV weekly. Rumor has it he’s facing, of all people, Shaquille O’Neal at Wrestlemania. Until it’s time to hype that match, I’m not interested in seeing Show on TV regularly. It wasn’t long ago he was one of the most overexposed guys in the company. Let’s go the opposite way.

Jack Gallagher def. Ariya Daivari. A decent outing for these guys here. But if you want a better one, check out last week’s 205 Live. Very happy we’re seeing Jack Gallagher on the main roster. I’m still getting acquainted with him. But he’s so damn smooth out there.

I’m not sure I’ve seen Daivari win a single match since he’s been in WWE. At least he got to show some personality after the match.

Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, WWE Raw, December 5, 2016Kevin Owens def. Sami Zayn. Even when he’s on a losing streak, Kevin Owens can still beat Sami Zayn. Just like everybody else. Good match from these two as always, though.

Rich Swann def. TJ Perkins. The Austin rowd was sitting on their hands for most of this one. Really cool to see Swann is using that spin kick as his finish. Seeing Perkins jump into one from the top rope was sick.

Bayley def. Alicia Fox. Crazy Alicia Fox is the best Alicia Fox. That wild charisma can be a breath of fresh air. On the other hand, it can be grating. It just depends on the night.

Mark Henry beats Titus O’Neil in less than a minute. We’re in Lesnar/Goldberg territory on this one. And they didn’t even have to shell out the millions they’re paying those two.

Roman Reigns def. Chris Jericho to retain the United States Title. A fine match here, with Owens accidentally costing Jericho the title. I can’t help but think this souring of the friendship between Owens and Jericho is off a step. Either they waited too long, or the impetus for the turn (which we saw last week) wasn’t strong enough. Maybe both?

Admiral Ackbar, it's a trapLana lures Enzo into a trap. For the second week in a row, they take the cameras outside the arena and break things up a bit. This was cool, though it was obviously a trap. Even WWE themselves tweeted the ol’ Admiral Ackbar “It’s a trap!” gif.

Kinda cool that Enzo was a babyface and backed off sleeping with Lana. He might be the most natural talker on the active roster. So he can pull off some of the contrived written dialogue in situations where most guys can’t. If there was anybody to put in this scenario, it’s him.

Some people are calling “not PG!” on this. But compared to some of the stuff they did with Mark Henry all those years ago, or Torrie Wilson and Dawn Marie on Smackdown, this looked like Disney Junior.

After a double count-out finish, Gallows and Karl Anderson, as well as Cesaro and Sheamus will face the New Day in a triple-threat tag match next week. If the New Day wins, they break the all-time record set by Demolition. It seems like they’re setting it up for Cesaro and Sheamus to win the belts. But it could go either way. Not Gallows and Anderson, of course. But any other way.

Sasha Banks challenges Charlotte Flair to a 30 Minute Iron Man Match at Roadblock. Charlotte feigns an apology to Ric Flair, then smacks him, and beats up Sasha. Last week I compared this Charlotte/Sasha Banks program to the one John Cena and Randy Orton did in 2009. Fittingly enough, those two also followed up a Hell in a Cell Match with an Iron Man Match. Go figure.

Charlotte, Ric Flair, WWE, December 5, 2016On the subject of predictions, let’s go ahead and call this: Ric turns on Sasha at Roadblock, giving Charlotte the belt back. The Sasha/Charlotte pattern continues. On the plus side, Charlotte has become one of the most entertaining talkers they have. Pretty natural, too. Not quite on Enzo’s level. But at times she’s close.

One more time, ladies. Then its time to find new dance partners.

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Sasha Banks Strikes Again, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

Sasha Banks, WWE Raw, November 28, 2016By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

This is getting a little silly, isn’t it?

Sasha Banks beat Charlotte Flair for the Women’s Title Monday in a Falls Count Anywhere Match. It was the latest in a pattern that has emerged this year. Charlotte wins the Women’s Title on pay per view, Sasha Banks wins it from her on Raw. Rinse and repeat. Rinse and repeat.

Understand this: These two have really good matches. Risky. But still good. Some of the hype WWE spews about the “women’s revolution” is actually true, and much of it can be attributed to these two. They were the first women to main event a WWE pay per view. Ever. That alone gives them a place in history. Then you factor in all their talents, and the body of work they’ve put together. It’s awesome.

That being said, duration does not an epic feud make.

In 2009, WWE did John Cena vs. Randy Orton at four consecutive pay per views. They did a straight one-on-one match, an “I Quit” Match, a Hell in a Cell Match, and an Iron Man Match, all for the WWE Championship. And this was after they’d wrestled sporadically over the years. They build it up as the epic, mother of all feuds. But it wasn’t. The matches were good, but by no means was it a bitter rivalry for the ages. They just wrestled over and over again. They would continue to wrestle on and off over the years. It’s gotten to the point where the idea of another Cena/Orton match makes me wretch.

WWE Raw, November 28, 2016I’m nervous we’re venturing into that kind of territory with Charlotte and Sasha. Yes, they’ve been great together. But they should have taken a break after Hell in a Cell. Like Cena and Orton in 2009, they’re being forced to continue because of a lack of depth on the roster. They desperately need a few more ladies on Raw. I’m looking at you, Mickie James. I saw that Takeover match…

Charlotte and Sasha are probably going to wrestle again at Roadblock. If they must, then they must. But let that be the end of it. Don’t make us tired of seeing these two work. They’re too damn good together for that.

Ponderings From Raw:

Kevin Owens appears on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Roman Reigns interrupts, and a match is made between Owens and Reigns. The energy in this segment was off. I hate to keep harping on this week after week, but it’s the scripted promos. These guys are trying to remember dialogue, and it drags these talking segments down so much. When Owens yelled at Jericho, it wasn’t nearly the moment it should have been because it didn’t feel natural.

Braun Strowman def. R-Truth. Strowman brutalizes Sami Zayn afterward. I’m becoming a Braun Strowman guy. He’s not the best wrestler you’ll see out there. But he’s a giant ass kicker, and he’s being booked like one. This thing with Sami Zayn has been good for both men thus far. It’s the classic David vs. Goliath story. But in the context of what we’ve seen on Raw these last few months, it feels fresh.

WWE Raw, November 28, 2016Mick Foley tells Sami Zayn he can’t beat Braun Strowman. Zayn calls Foley a hypocrite. Yikes. Foley’s bottom teeth came out in the middle of that promo. He glossed over it better than I thought he would, though. The live crowd didn’t seem to notice.

Again with the scripted promos. Nobody says “How dare you.” Sami Zayn certainly wouldn’t say it in the heat of the moment. Still, the segment helped establish Zayn’s underdog status, which enhances the program with Strowman. So it worked for me.

Tony Nese def. Cedric Alexander. Nice win for Tony Nese, though it sucked to see Cedric lose in his hometown. I’m mildly encouraged that they’re apparently starting a story with Cedric and Alicia Fox. He’s been on and off of Raw, and hopefully this gives him something consistent to do.

Seth Rollins ambushes Chris Jericho in the parking lot. I liked this. It feels like we haven’t had a nice backstage fight in awhile. The pedigree on the car was a cool stunt, and Rollins seemed legitimately pissed off.

Enzo Amore def. Rusev via disqualification after a low blow. Not much to say about this one. I assume they’re building to a match between Rusev and Big Cass at Roadblock.

WWE Raw, November 28, 2016, Rich Swann, Noam DarRich Swann def. Noam Dar. Hell of a sound on that kick that ended the match. Not a bad post-match promo, either. Still, I don’t see Swann walking out of 205 Live with the belt.

A bar fight angle airs with Sheamus and Cesaro.  From an acting standpoint, Sheamus and Cesaro were mostly okay here. But good lord, everybody else was awful. So I guess these guys are friends now? Cool. Like ’em or not, they’re your next tag champs.

Roman Reigns def. Kevin Owens to earn a Universal Title Match at RoadblockThis match had already been advertised locally, so some of us knew it was coming. Having Reigns in the main event of Roadblock is fine, I guess. But it makes it that much more evident how much this show misses Finn Balor.

Paul Heyman: Brock Lesnar will be in the 2017 Royal Rumble Match. Heyman dropped an F-bomb! “This guy’s a f*#$ing relic.” God damn. I love this guy so much. And were those tears in his eyes?

The simplicity of Cole’s first question to Heyman was a nice touch. Just, “What happened?” Nice.

New Day, WWE Raw, November 28, 2016The New Day def. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson  to retain the Raw Tag Team Titles. Oh c’mon. You knew it wasn’t going to be Gallows and Anderson. How many big matches have these guys lost to the New Day?

So the champs have had to cheat to win these last two weeks. Does that lead to somebody giving them their comeuppance before they break the record?

Sasha Banks def. Charlotte Flair in a Falls Count Anywhere Match to win the Raw Women’s Title. A few notes on this match. Or matches, if you count the first one that ended in a double count-out.

At about the 1:04:43 mark on the DVR, Sasha literally smacks Charlotte in the right boob. Ouch. I get what she was going for. The whole Ric Flair chop thing. But still, ouch. Sasha also heard some boos from the Charlotte crowd. Not used to that.

Not sure when the last time we saw a weapon used in a women’s match, especially since the PG era began.

That was a cool image of Sasha bending Charlotte back over the railing for the win. A nice finale. And the stuff with Ric Flair was a nice pay-off to her dumping him a few months back. A nice note to end the feud on. Now if only they’d actually end it, and let both ladies move on.

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The Undertaker’s Motivation, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

I take no pleasure in saying this, but the build-up for this year’s Wrestlemania has been the most creatively bereft I’ve ever seen.

I understand this wasn’t the card they wanted. Cena is out, Rollins is out, Orton is out, etc. But it goes beyond that. The storytelling is immensely flawed. In Roman Reigns, we have a lead babyface who isn’t getting cheered. The Undertaker is an executioner with no motivation to execute. Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock are supposedly going to be on the show. But the show is getting closer and they have no roles yet.

I won’t deny the card looks interesting on paper. But the stories are all so messy. And this is supposed to be the biggest Wrestlemania of all time?

in any event, let’s look at the good and the bad…

The New Day, March 14, 2016Pondering From Raw:

The New Day def. Alberto Del Rio & Rusev to retain the Tag Team Titles. I loved the kick-off this week. Why? The show always picks up when The New Day are out there. But more than that, it was different. It wasn’t another 15 minute segment with The Authority. It was a breath of fresh air.

The match itself was fine, but we had some problems at the end. Firstly, Xavier Woods had a handful of tights when he rolled up Rusev for the win. As it looks like The New Day are babyfaces now, that’s a no-no in my book. Also, the post-match beat-down went on forever. Somebody in The League of Nations would hit their finish, and they’d pose. They they’d hit another finish, and they’d pose. This process kept repeating, and by the time it was over, roughly five minutes had gone by. I think we got the point after the first 30 seconds: The New Day got beat up. From an in-story perspective, the match was over. Where were the officials to break it up?

I know, I know. Logic is too much to expect from WWE these days…or perhaps any day.

Dean Ambrose, WWE Raw, March 14, 2016Dean Ambrose taunts Brock Lesnar. Loved the “Let’s go Ambrose” chants. This guy is obviously the people’s choice right now. Ambrose against a heel Roman Reigns? Now that would be a main event…

I liked the visual of Ambrose holding the crowbar. Sadly, the crowd didn’t get much of a chance to pop for it, as I think they were watching Brock approach the ring when he pulled it out. I imagine that served as a bit of foreshadowing as to what this match will be like. Ambrose and Lesnar have a legit chance to steal the show at Wrestlemania. And for those of us hoping Ambrose to get the lead babyface spot currently occupied (in theory) by Roman Reigns, that’s a great thing.

Ryback def. Sin Cara. “That’s what happens when a good big guy meets a good little guy. Size matters.” I imagine that was a Vince McMahon line. It’s certainly from his playbook, isn’t it?

So much for Ryback facing Goldberg at Wrestlemania, huh? Still, this isn’t a bad spot for him to be in. He’s got a title match at the biggest show of the year. His Smackdown match with Kalisto wasn’t bad at all. So hopefully these two will put on a decent match.

WWE Raw, Dolph Ziggler, March 14, 2016Dolph Ziggler interrupts an Authority promo. After last week’s Raw, Dolph cut an awesome promo that aired on WWE.com. I’d like to think somebody writing TV saw that video, and put this segment together.

I liked this segment for the most part. I wish Ziggler had come out there to actually challenge Triple H. But to me this was more about the novelty of seeing him out there with a mic in his hand, talking to Hunter and Stephanie. I was amazed he got to call Steph “idiotic” on television. Granted, she slapped him like she does all the babyfaces on this show. But he showed some great fire out there. And what’s more, he got to wrestle Triple H in his first Raw match in a long time. Win or lose, it was a big night for Ziggler.

Is this an indication of bigger things for him down the road? Probably not. But it’s fun to hope, right?

Sami Zayn def. The Miz. Raw gets around three million viewers each week, right? And the WWE Network has about one million subscribers. So why are they assuming we all know Zayn and Kevin Owens are old rivals? At least that’s how it seems. I like Sami Zayn, but he was on Raw once last year, and then he showed up again in the Royal Rumble Match. So if you’ve strictly been watching the main roster stuff, you’ve only seen Zayn twice. It’d sure be nice for them to formally tell us a little bit about this guy.

Sami Zayn, WWE Raw, March 14, 2016It’s looking like they’re building to a multi-man match for the Intercontinental Title involving Owens, Zayn, Neville, and likely a few others. (Miz? Ziggler?) That’s all well and good, I suppose. It’s disappointing from a traditionalist’s standpoint, but I don’t think we’ve had enough time to let this Owens/Zayn rivalry blossom.

Naomi & Tamina def. Brie Bella & Alicia Fox. Rumor has it they’re building to a multi-woman tag team match at Wrestlemania, and this show seemed to confirm that. At the very least, it looks like we’ll get Brie, Alicia, and Paige against Lana, Naomi, and Tamina. This match won’t win any awards, but it’s cool to have two women’s matches on the show. Has that ever happened before?

The Dudley Boyz vs. The Usos to take place at WrestlemaniaThat match with the Social Outcasts doesn’t bear much mention. This on the other hand? This is nice. I’m hoping we see some nice, hard-hitting stuff from these guys. In time, this program could be really good if it’s done the right way.

Triple H, Dolph Ziggler, WWE Raw, March 14, 2016Mick Foley pops up on Raw to give Dean Ambrose a gift. I’m disappointed we didn’t get to see Mick in front of the live crowd. Nevertheless, the gift of “Barbie” was a nice moment, and again a nice foreshadowing for the match with Brock.

Triple H def. Dolph Ziggler, Roman Reigns attacks. I really wish they’d advertised this, even if it was only that afternoon. I know I’d have been anxious to see Hunter in the ring on free TV.

It was pretty obvious they weren’t going to beat Triple H right before Wrestlemania. So that took some of the steam out of this one. But I imagine these two had fun being in the ring together. And it’s a big deal for Dolph to be in the ring with Hunter.

As for Roman Reigns, he wasn’t universally booed. But there were definitely more boos than cheers. Though that’s not to say Reigns lacked intensity. It seemed like they were trying to get him some cheers by putting him in a big brawl, and even busting Hunter open. It was nice to see The Usos come in to break it up, as that plays up the family connection they have with Reigns. But what the hell were Mark Henry and Jack Swagger in there for? That was random as hell…

It was a good fight, but it’s obviously too little, too late.

WWE Raw, March 14, 2016, AJ Styles, Chris JerichoNeville def. Chris Jericho via disqualification, gets a beating from AJ Styles. I’m hoping these two do a rematch next week. I was disappointed to see this one was more about sizzle than substance. I’m growing concerned that they haven’t announced Styles vs. Jericho for Wrestlemania. It’ll be a colossal waste if they put this guys in a multi-man match for the Intercontinental Title.

The Undertaker, Vince McMahon, and Shane McMahon share a ring to close the show. For better or worse, this is the big draw at Wrestlemania. It’s got problems, but one can’t deny the attraction of seeing Shane return to the ring, inside Hell in a Cell no less.

The big problem in this match continues to be The Undertaker’s motivation, which Shane called him out on here. What does The Undertaker have against Shane McMahon? Why should he go so quietly with Vince’s plan? I can buy that Vince has the power to force ‘Taker into a match. But why wouldn’t he have objections? Shane called him a puppet, and that’s what he is here. That’s the main ingredient we’re missing. Are they not telling us because they have something planned? Or does this story simply lack that kind of depth? Sadly, I’m inclined to think it’s the latter.

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Shane McMahon, Dean Ambrose, Sami Zayn, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

Shane McMahon, WWE Raw, March 7, 2016By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

This WWE Roadblock special they have coming up this Saturday is an interesting beast, particularly considering Roman Reigns is MIA right now.

I suppose I’m grasping at straws. But the crowd seems really into Dean Ambrose. Could they really change up Wrestlemania so close to the event?

More on that in a bit…

Pondering From Raw:

Shane McMahon opens the show, is confronted by his father. It’s interesting how what Shane has said in his promos seems very shoot based, and in touch with what a lot of the die-hards are saying about Vince. Tonight we heard him say Vince has lost touch with his business and his fanbase. Very strong words. I’m wondering how much of Shane’s stuff (if any) is being given to him by the writers.

Shane McMahon, fight, WWE Raw, March 7, 2016That shattered family picture was a nice visual heading into Wrestlemania. We got a nice peek into Shane’s offense with the security guys. I’m still left wanting more from this story in terms of The Undertaker. I don’t like the idea of him being content to be used as a pawn for Vince. They really need to have him to at least acknowledge that before we get to Dallas.

Sami Zayn returns to Raw, attacking Kevin Owens. While I’m happy to see Sami Zayn back, his return is seemingly an indicator of just how on-the-fly WWE creative is these days. On the surface, it seems like they’ve been building to this since the Royal Rumble Match when Zayn eliminated Owens. But if that’s the case, then why didn’t they, you know, build to it?

We’re always hearing about how WWE wants to appeal to the more casual viewers. But those casual viewers have no idea who Sami Zayn really is. To them, he’s just a guy who had a hell of a match with John Cena awhile back, and then randomly showed up to eliminate Kevin Owens. If they want this to be a match worthy of Wrestlemania, they should have invested the time in telling us about Zayn and his connection to Owens. But I suspect they didn’t know they were even doing this match in Dallas until sometime last week. It’ll be a good match, but imagine how much more it could have meant.

Lana, Brie Bella, WWE Raw, March 7, 2016Lana attacks Brie Bella. I didn’t even bother covering the little backstage segment with these two last week, because it didn’t seem worth mentioning. Frankly, this doesn’t seem worth mentioning either, aside from me hoping these two don’t end up in a match at Wrestlemania. Supposedly Lana had a lot of heat on her posting a photo of her engagement ring on Instagram, effectively ruining the angle between her, Rusev, Dolph Ziggler and Summer Rae (who coincidentally was out there wrestling Brie). It seems like they’ve come around, at least for the time being.

Dean Ambrose: “I’m hijacking Wrestlemania.” If any Wrestlemania ever needed to be hijacked, it’s this one. And by God, look at how the crowd reacted to Ambrose. He’s not getting Austin reactions, but they’re cheering him. That’s more than they can say for Roman Reigns. Incidentally, where is Roman these days? It seems weird that the challenger for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania is absent during the build up. But Ambrose is there. And he’s cutting great promos to boot. He and Triple H even have some chemistry. Why isn’t this the Wrestlemania main event?

Rusev, Dolph Ziggler, WWE Raw, March 7, 2016The League of Nations def. Dolph Ziggler in a 3-on-1 Elimination Handicap Match. I’m assuming this was done to make the League of Nations look ruthless as they head into Wrestlemania, presumably for a tag title match against The New Day. As for Ziggler, wasn’t he doing something with The Miz?

Sasha Banks & Becky Lynch def. Naomi & Tamina. Both get beat down by Charlotte afterward. The triple threat match between Charlotte, Sasha, and Becky at Wrestlemania was made official on Smackdown. I’m thrilled these ladies are getting a chance to shine, and hopefully they set the bar high for Wrestlemania. As for this segment, it didn’t do much for me until Charlotte got involved. I’m wondering at what point we’ll be done with Sasha and Becky tagging together. Let’s give them some time to develop their individual credentials.

Chris Jericho turns on AJ Styles. Very pleased to see this. It was an obvious development. But with creative as bad as its been lately, you never quite know. I’d just as soon have skipped all this “Y2AJ” stuff. But they had to extend it Wrestlemania somehow. Though I think it was a little sleazy for them to make Y2AJ t-shirts, presumably knowing this was going to happen.

Kalisto, Tyler Breeze, WWE Raw, March 7, 2016Kalisto def. Tyler Breeze, is confronted by Ryback backstage. Nice little showing for Kalisto. Michael Cole spews a lot of BS, as that’s part of his job. But he was right about one thing. It’s a lot of fun to watch Kalisto in there.

So maybe we’re looking at a Kalisto vs. Ryback match at Wrestlemania? That’s fair enough, I suppose. But I’m assuming they don’t want us to remember Kalisto pinned Ryback on Smackdown a few months ago…

After a DQ victory over Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose catches Triple H by surprise, and hits Dirty Deeds. The sight of Ambrose standing with the WWE Championship is so great. But it’s also so weird, considering it’s Reigns with the shot at Wrestlemania

On the subject of Bray Wyatt, I’m at a loss in terms of what they could do with him at Wrestlemania. They were moving toward he and Brock, obviously. But plans have changed. So what do you do with him so late?

In Other News:

Rhyno, NXTTerrence Gerin, a.k.a. Rhyno, announces run for Michigan’s House of Representatives. Good for Rhyno, I suppose. He may find some trouble if those old ECW clips of him working with Lori Fullington make it into his opponent’s hands. Still, nothing but luck to the last (real) ECW Champion.

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