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WWE Elimination Chamber Preview – A Wrestlemania Pit Stop

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

It feels weird to be having a pay per view without Seth Rollins or Becky Lynch on the card. Especially after they won their respective Royal Rumble matches. Ruby Riott, Lio Rush, and the IIconics are all booked on this pay per view. But our top contenders for Wrestlemania aren’t.

And I’m okay with that. It’s weird. But not bad weird.

Obviously, WWE has the most expansive roster in all of wrestling. If they’re going to continue to give us all these pay per views, it only makes sense that they stagger the featured performers and championships. For instance, Fastlane, which is just over a month away, should make a point to include not only Rollins and Lynch, but a Raw Tag Team Title Match, a Smackdown Women’s Title Match, and a US Title Match. Anything that gives these shows a sense of difference and distinction from one another is a positive. That’s definitely something to keep in mind as we continue into 2019.

Now let’s dive in…

WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Akira Tozawa

Welp, so much for Hideo Itami becoming champion

The four-way that these two had with Itami and Kalisto on the Royal Rumble pre-show was actually pretty damn good. Lots of loud kicks. I don’t doubt that Murphy and Tozawa can give us something else in that ball park here.

While Tozawa is still very likable on 205 Live, I don’t see a reason why he should have the title instead of Murphy. So I’m picking the champ to retain here. The Cruiserweight Title picture still looks wide open as we move toward Wrestlemania. So who gets the shot when we get to New Jersey? Cedric Alexander? A babyface Sami Zayn, maybe?

PREDICTION: Buddy Murphy

Braun Strowman vs. Baron Corbin

I didn’t want to see this match in December when they were going to contest it under TLC rules. I can’t say I’m dying to see it now. Best case scenario, these guys surprise us and turn in a hot match. But I’m not betting on it.

The rehabbing of the Braun Strowman character must continue here. Thankfully, he didn’t have to lose to Brock again at the Rumble. Now he needs to put this Baron Corbin stuff behind him once and for all.

PREDICTION: Braun Strowman

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Shane McMahon and The Miz vs. The Usos

This makes sense from a story perspective. The new, thrown-together tag team against the veteran team with the titles up for grabs. In theory, the champions are outmatched. But in the end, they somehow manage to pull it out. It’s not exactly an awesome spot for the Usos, considering how long they’ve been around and how much they’ve given to the company. But it’s all in service of the story between Miz and Shane. Obviously, I don’t think the Miz’s big turn on Shane happens here. I think the earliest they do it is Fastlane.

PREDICTION: Shane McMahon and The Miz

HANDICAP MATCH FOR WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE:
Bobby Lashley (c) and Lio Rush vs. Finn Balor

The only reason to add Lio Rush to a match like this is to give fans hope that Balor will pin him to win the title. The only question is, do they do it?

Taking the title off Lashley so soon after he won it doesn’t exactly do him any favors. On the other hand, all those months of Balor getting thrown around by bigger guys didn’t do him any favors either. But he’s been on the rebound lately. Especially after nearly beating Brock at the Rumble. Balor can be a big star for WWE, and this is the next step in that process. He pins Lio Rush in this match, then pins Lashley in the rematch to make him the undisputed champion. As for Lashley, he and Rush are still a winning act together. Title or not, he’s still a player.

PREDICTION: Finn Balor

WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Ruby Riott

You know what kinda sucks? Ruby had this same spot last year. A filler match against the champion on the way to Wrestlemania. Only it was against Charlotte Flair at Fastlane. Granted, the company has more invested in her now. The move to Raw has been good for Ruby and her squad. Her time will come. Hopefully soon. She deserves it.

As it was with Survivor Series, TLC, and the Royal Rumble, Ronda will win here. As she should. All the pieces are falling into place for her match with Becky Lynch at Wrestlemania. The only real question is whether Flair finds her way into it as well.

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey

ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH TO CROWN WWE WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:
Sasha Banks and Bayley vs. Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose vs. Naomi and Carmella vs. Nia Jax and Tamina vs. the Riott Squad vs. Billie Kay and Peyton Royce

This feels like it’s going to be messy. And not in the bloody brawl sort of way. Rather, the Botchamania sort of way. Not to take anything away from the talent each of these ladies has. But whether they’re men or women, 12 bodies inside an Elimination Chamber is too much. Some of these women aren’t exactly ring generals, either. On Raw, we learned Sasha and Bayley will be one of the first teams in this match. I’d wager that’s not an accident. Not only does it work from an underneath babyface perspective, but Sasha and Bayley can guide some of the less polished teams through the match early on.

I’d actually really like to see the IIconics take the titles home. I dig their act, and this would be a nice distinction for them. But in the end, I think they’ll go with Sasha and Bayley. They’re the biggest babyface team in this match, and It’s a new piece to add to the “Four Horsewomen” story. Plus, they deserve it. If nothing else, for all the crappy segments and writing they’ve been subjected to in the last couple of years.

PREDICTION: Sasha Banks and Bayley

ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kofi Kingston

If I’m in charge, this is the match that main events the show. The sad thing is, I can’t even remember the last time the WWE Champion was in that position. But you’ve got to end with a chamber match, right? And while they might be tempted to end with the first ever Women’s Tag Team Champions, is there any doubt these guys are going to give us a better match?

So Mustafa Ali was pulled due to injury, and replaced by Kofi Kingston. I don’t think that changes the outcome, as I wouldn’t have picked him to win. But that’s a rotten break for him either way.

Either way, I think you let Bryan retain here. Let him get a huge win like this under his belt to maximize his credibility going into Wrestlemania. I still dig the idea of him walking in as champion five years after his big moment at Wrestlemania 30. Who he defends against is still anybody’s guess…

PREDICTION: Daniel Bryan

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