WWE Summerslam 2015 Predictions – Part II of a Trilogy

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

I’ve got to give WWE credit. These past several weeks, they’ve made Summerslam mean more than it has in years. They’ve got a huge main event, and a pretty big semi main event (if not a fairly underwhelming lower card), coverage from ESPN, and some celebrity involvement that could actually be fun to see.

Jon Stewart hosting Summerslam is a legitimately huge get for WWE. Not just that they got Jon Stewart, but that they got him fresh off his iconic Daily Show run. And the cool thing about Stewart is that he’ll legitimately have fun with this gig.

But let’s dive into the meat of the show…

WWE Summerslam 2015, Dolph Ziggler, RusevDolph Ziggler vs. Rusev

While I’m happy Summer Rae has something to do on TV these days, most of the stuff involving her, Lana, and Rusev, has been pretty cringeworthy in my opinion. What’s more, Mark Henry, once as monstrous a heel as I’ve ever seen, has been reduced to being Rusev’s TV program. I’m sure he’s fine with that, but still…

Heading into fall, I’m ready for Rusev and Lana to be back together. They make a great duo, and while Lana isn’t short on talent, she’s not going to be a Sable-like star for WWE. At least not right now. So I’m thinking Lana turns on Ziggler, giving the match to Rusev. Ziggler and Summer are both kicked to the curb, and our power couple is back together.

Prediction: Rusev

WWE Summerslam 2015, Miz, Ryback, Big ShowWWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Ryback (c) vs. The Big Show vs. The Miz

I hate to say it, but this was a lame duck match from the start. At least it was in terms of the build up. I just can’t say I have any kind of desire to see these three work. No disrespect intended, but I’m pretty sure the fans don’t either.

In any event, this match is obviously designed to give Ryback a big win, and establish him as more of a player. I stand by what I said last week though. If you want to give him a big moment, put him against The Big Show in a retirement match, and have him win. Show doesn’t actually have to retire. But it’ll get Ryback a hell of a pop.

Prediction: Ryback

WWE Summerslam 2015, tag matchFATAL FOURWAY TAG MATCH FOR WWE TAG TEAM TITLES:
The Prime Time Players (c) vs. The New Day vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. Los Matadores

Yeah, it’s time to put the titles back on The New Day. I’m very happy Titus O’Neil and Darren Young got to win the titles and have that on their resume. But it’s The New Day’s time.

I’m assuming this match is one fall to a finish. So I imagine the finish will be involve some kind of interaction between El Torito and Xavier Woods, leading up to a distraction finish where either Kofi or Big E. get the pin.

Prediction: The New Day

WWE Summerslam 2015 Divas elimination matchTHREE TEAM DIVA ELIMINATION MATCH:
Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D. vs. PCB

This match, and the tag match for that matter, are a little too crowded for me. I understand they wanted to have all the girls on the show. But why not just do a regular triple threat match, and maybe put the Diva’s Title on the line? This just seems like it’ll be a mess.

My hope is that something happens in this match that leads these ladies away from the team storyline, and more toward individual feuds. For instance, what if Becky were to pin Nikki Bella and win the match for her team? Now we’ve got a Diva’s Title match set for Night of Champions. I want to see that title actually mean something for the first time since its introduction. And with any luck, that’ll include a makeover for the belt. I’m going with PCB on this one, in the hopes that we see a continued improvement in the women’s division.

PREDICTION: PCB

WWE Summerslam 2015, Stardust, Stephen AmellStardust & King Barrett vs. Neville & Stephen Amell

In terms of this match, I’m more excited that Stardust is on a pay per view than anything else. Cody Rhodes is painfully underutilized by WWE, and big publicity grab like this is a big opportunity for him to show the world just how good he can be.

There’s really no mystery about who wins here. In WWE, celebs always wind up on top in the end. Unlike most of the other celebs who’ve wound up “wrestling” for the company (Kevin Federline, Seth Green, etc.), Amell is a natural athlete who will likely play his role just fine. I see this ending with Neville hitting the Red Arrow, and Amell covering Stardust for the win.

PREDICTION: Neville & Stephen Amell

Randy Orton vs. SheamusRandy Orton vs. Sheamus

UGH. Please. Make it stop. Make it end.

I’m assuming Randy Orton is going over here, as they’ve given him two big wins in recent weeks. He pinned Cesaro in a triple threat match, and this week he actually pinned Sheamus in a tag team match. I can only assume they’re keeping him strong in the event John Cena can’t wrestle the match, and Seth Rollins has to be put in to make this a three-way for the WWE Title. Classic WWE logic then dictates Sheamus will be one step closer to cashing in, perhaps as soon as this event’s match between Rollins and Cena. For whatever reason, WWE always jobs the Money in the Bank winner out before he cashes in. Why? Who knows. Either way, Orton wins. Now please, make this the blow off match!

Prediction: Randy Orton

WWE Summerslam 2015, Kevin Owens, CesaroCesaro vs. Kevin Owens

This could very well be the biggest weekend of Kevin Owens’ career. Saturday he’s in a ladder match with Finn Balor for the NXT Championship, and the very next night he’s working Cesaro. Say what you want about him seemingly being de-emphasized on TV recently, but the guy is in no shortage of high profile matches lately.

Sadly, I don’t see him beating either Balor or Cesaro. As Owens is essentially a main roster guy at this point, there’s no reason for him to take the NXT Title from a rising star like Finn Balor. As for Cesaro, WWE inexplicably had him pinned by Randy Orton last week. And of course Vince McMahon famously remarked that Cesaro has trouble connecting with the audience. But if I had to take a guess as to who WWE is looking to emphasize more these days, I’d guess Cesaro. And I’d say that’s the right move to make. Hopefully that “Cesaro Section” keeps growing.

PREDICTION: Cesaro

WWE Summerslam 2015, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Luke HarperRoman Reigns & Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

This match sucks… Alright, maybe that’s not fair. But it could have been so much more.

Sting is just sitting on the sidelines doing nothing. After so many years, they finally got him, just to have him job to Triple H and then go away. This is one of the few times a six-man tag on pay per view would have been an ideal situation. Put Sting with Reigns and Ambrose, and put somebody, ANYBODY, with Wyatt and Harper. Bo Dallas is around. Damien Sandow is around. Even Curtis Axel could have worked. But nope. It’s simply a watered down Shield vs. Wyatt Family match.

Had Sting been with Reigns and Ambrose, I’d be inclined to give them the victory (Though with this creative team, you never know.). But now I’m leaning toward the Wyatts. I’m currently of the mindset that Reigns and Wyatt are going to have the cage at Hell in a Cell in October. So if the Wyatts somehow cheat to win here, this feud can continue. And after seeing Reigns’ match with Luke Harper this week, I’m perfectly fine with that. Those two had a really good match. Hopefully they can keep that momentum going, and get this match to overachieve.

PREDICTION: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

WWE Summerslam 2015, John Cena, Seth RollinsTITLE-FOR-TITLE MATCH FOR WWE HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIPS:
Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

When this match was made, I assumed it meant the United States Title was going away. Which admittedly would be a weird move, considering what John Cena and his open challenge matches have done for that belt since Wrestlemania. I suppose taking that title away from Cena would be an interesting way to put heat on Rollins. But it would rob WWE of the chance to put an up-and-comer over in a huge way.

So assuming they’re not going to get rid of the US Title, how do you get out of this match with both belts still intact? You could have Rollins be a double champion, I suppose. But that seems like a waste. A disqualification finish would get them out of the match. Of course, there’s always the Sheamus option…

Either way, I don’t see John Cena walking out of this show with this 16th Heavyweight Title. They only started really playing that up this week. The idea of Cena tying Ric Flair’s record needs to hang in the air for awhile. So while I can’t say for sure what’s going to happen with the US Title, the best prediction I can give at this point is Seth Rollins picks up the win.

PREDICTION: Seth Rollins

WWE Summerslam 2015, Brock Lesnar, The UndertakerBrock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker

After The Undertaker hit yet another low blow on Brock this week, I’m convinced we’re getting a third another Undertaker/Lesnar match at Wrestlemania XXXII.

The story makes perfect sense. The Undertaker has never beaten Brock Lesnar in a one-on-one match. Brock took ‘Taker’s Wrestlemania undefeated streak from him. Now he wants revenge. The problem is, ‘Taker is convinced that he can’t beat Brock. Thus, the low blows. And things aren’t going to get any better when Brock beats the Dead Man cleanly at Summerslam.

So The Undertaker returns to Wrestlemania, in his home state of Texas no less, to challenge Brock to one last match, perhaps his last match. One last chance to slay the beast. If they tell the story well, it could be a fantastic build up. The only question is, how will ‘Taker’s body hold up against someone as physical as Lesnar?

There’s only one way to find out…

PREDICTION: Brock Lesnar

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Cesaro Gets Snake Bitten, An Arrow in the Heart of WWE, and Other Ponderings From Raw

Monday Night Raw, Randy Orton, Cesaro, August 10, 2015By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Ponderings From WWE Raw:

Randy Orton def. Cesaro and Kevin Owens to earn a shot at the WWE Championship later in the evening. It seemed like this match was designed to let Cesaro shine. And shine he did…until the finish. This match was tricky from that perspective anyway, as somebody had to get pinned, and that can potentially effect their momentum. You’d think the guy to lose the fall would have been the heel, Kevin Owens. But instead they inexplicably had Orton pin Cesaro with an RKO. And it wasn’t one of those “From Out of Nowhere!!!” ones either. Cesaro, who had spent most of the match stealing the damn show, just kind of walked into it. Considering the WWE appears to finally be getting behind Cesaro a little bit, this was a head-scratcher. A really bizarre choice to end an otherwise really good triple threat match.

Sheamus attacks Randy Orton, nearly cashes in Money in the Bank during title match against Seth Rollins. And what did Cesaro take the pin for? An attempt to add some heat to the dead fish program between Orton and Sheamus. What a waste.

Wrestlemania XXX, Undertaker, Brock LesnarVideo package shows Steve Austin, Triple H, Paul Heyman, and others weighing in on Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar. Again, a smart move to keep ‘Taker and Lesnar off TV until next week’s Raw. That’ll of course be the first time they’ve been in the same building since their brawl the night after Battleground.

The video package was okay. I wish they’d spent more time on guys like Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Randy Orton, and guys that were actually part of “The Streak.” Not to mention Stone Cold Steve Austin, the biggest damn star of the last two decades. Why was he just chiming in? No offense, but I really don’t care what a Kofi Kingston, or even a Dean Ambrose or Roman Reigns, thinks about ‘Taker and Brock. Give me the heavy hitters, the main eventers, the legends.

The more I think about it, the more I’m bothered by Undertaker’s line about Heyman and Lesnar repeatedly bringing up his defeat at Wrestlemania XXX. That didn’t need to be said. In all honesty, this story pretty much writes itself. Brock Lesnar took something from The Undertaker that he can never get back. And now it’s revenge time.

Incidentally, Triple H had a nice line with: “You can’t outrun the reaper.”

WWE Raw, August 10, 2015, Ryback, Daniel BryanDaniel Bryan returns to Raw on Miz TV, Big Show and the returning Ryback crash the segment. It was awesome to see the fans show Bryan that much love. Whether his active wrestling career is over or not, he’s clearly earned a place in the collective heart of wrestling fans. And of course, WWE was likely counting on that, and hoping some of it would rub off on the returning Ryback.

For my money, WWE really needs to tap into those “Please retire!” chants fans are yelling at The Big Show. Hell, if they want Ryback to get over, put him in a title vs. retirement match with Show at a major pay per view. That’d draw some attention.

Brie Bella uses a Daniel Bryan spot during a six-woman tag team match. I wouldn’t have a problem with Brie using Bryan’s trademark kicks to the chest if she were playing a babyface role. But the Bellas and Alicia Fox are supposed to be heels, aren’t they? Discounting the notion that putting them in a match against another heel team is a strange booking decision. But having a heel using a spot that’s normally reserved for one of the company’s top babyfaces seemingly contradicts basic psychology. If you’re a heel, you want to be booed. So with that in mind, why use that spot at all?

Stephen Amell, Raw, August 10, 2015Arrow star Stephen Amell to team with Neville to face Stardust and King Barrett at Summerslam. This is obviously a textbook WWE publicity stunt. But Stephen Amell is obviously an action star, and he’s clearly in amazing shape. So I’m guessing he’ll show us a cool stunt or two.

A lot of fans have why Cody Rhodes has kept the Stardust gimmick as long as he has. I’m guessing this Stephen Amell angle is one of the reasons. Whether you like this or not, at least it gives Stardust, not to mention Neville and Barrett, something to do at Summerslam. These guys are all at the same place on the card, and they have about the same amount of momentum right now. So what harm can it do?

Prime Time Players to defend against The New Day, The Lucha Dragons, and Los Matadores at Summerslam. What happened to The Ascension? They were in the mix, weren’t they? Did they just get cast aside? Eh…maybe it’s better that way. This match is all about The New Day anyway.

Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, WWE Raw, August 10, 2015Luke Harper def. Dean Ambrose. It really feels like they’re trying to recapture some of that Shield vs. Wyatt Family magic here. But it’s just not the same dynamic. All the players are at different places in their careers.

The announcers missed the boat on the fact that this was one of the biggest wins of Luke Harper’s career. Had he gotten a few of these kinds of victories, he might not have floundered as a singles star.

In a perfect world, this whole Roman Reigns/Bray Wyatt feud would culminate in a Hell in a Cell match in October. What’s more, it would be the only cell match on that show. This is the only rivalry they have right now that would be worthy of the cage by October. So I say let’s go for it.

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WWE Elimination Chamber 2015 – Ponderings and Predictions

Elimination ChamberBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Hey, didn’t I just do this two weeks ago?

Indeed, 2015 will see a first for WWE: Three pay per views over the course of six weeks. Anybody else remember the days when it was several months between pay per views? Yes, I understand this is strictly being aired on the WWE Network. But it’s still a pay per view quality show that’s being built toward. I still don’t understand why it was scheduled so abruptly. Unless it’s a matter of being at a building that can house the enormous Elimination Chamber. That was why the February pay per view was changed from Elimination Chamber to Fastlane.

Abruptness notwithstanding, they’ve actually put together a pretty good show here. The Intercontinental and Tag Team Championships are being spotlighted inside the chamber, and we’ve got a really intriguing match between the face of the company and one of NXT’s hottest stars. Let’s dive in…

Neville, Bo Dallas, WWE Elimination Chamber 2015Neville vs. Bo Dallas

I’m guessing this is meant to be an enhancement match for Neville. But it’s actually a great opportunity for Bo Dallas. If he can “maximize his minutes,” as they say, he might be able to up his stock on the roster. I’m not as down on the “Bo-lieve” character as a lot of fans are. Bo plays an annoying, high-pitched character who you want to see get his ass kicked by a babyface. There’s value there that goes beyond the comedic throw-away segment. But in any event, Neville picks up the win here.

PREDICTION: Neville

20150517_elimination_EP_LIGHT_HP_matches_divasWWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH:
Nikki Bella (c) vs. Paige vs. Naomi

It’s great to see Paige back, of course. That means there’s a chance we might see a little bit of decent wrestling here. It actually wouldn’t surprise me if Naomi walked away from this match with the title. My distate for all things Bella notwithstanding, the women’s division needs to be freshened up. If they’re not going to pull Charlotte, or Sasha Banks, or any of the NXT girls on to the main roster, then let’s at least change the dynamics up. Naomi cost Paige a shot at the title a few months ago. Having Naomi win the belt, perhaps with Tamina Snuka’s help, creates an organic “you don’t deserve it” angle with Paige. And then Nikki Bella can go…. I’unno, do a reality show somewhere? Do promotional stuff? I really don’t care. Just get her out of the ring and off the mic.

PREDICTION: Naomi

WWE Elimination Chamber 2015, John Cena, Kevin OwensJohn Cena vs. Kevin Owens

You can make an argument that this is the most highly anticipated match on the card. Mainstream WWE fans have officially been introduced to Kevin Owens, and he’s made a hell of an impression. Eyes are also being directed to NXT and the WWE Network, which is a good thing. This feels like a one-off to me, as Owens has a lot of other irons in the fire. I don’t see him going over here, but I don’t see him losing cleanly either. This feels like a chance to show WWE fans what Owens can do in the ring, and then introducing them to another NXT star who ultimately costs him the match. I imagine that’ll either be Finn Balor (the number one contender for Owens’ title) or Samoa Joe. WWE has booked one of those great scenarios where, while this match will have a winner, at the end of the day there really won’t be a loser.

PREDICTION: John Cena

Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose, Elimination Chamber 2015WWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Dean Ambrose

As much as I love that Ambrose is getting to wrestle Rollins for the title at a big show, I actually wish they’d have saved this match for Money in the Bank. With two Elimination Chamber matches, plus Cena and Owens, plus the fact that this is strictly a WWE Network special, did we really need a WWE Title defense on this show? Why not save it, and give these guys more time to build to a championship match? They still could’ve done something with Rollins and Ambrose. But the title didn’t necessarily have to be on the line. Hell, if you’re just looking for something to do with them, how about Rollins and Kane against Ambrose and Roman Reigns?

Incidentally, are we just dropping the Rollins/Kane feud? They just dropped it after Payback? This network-exclusive show would have been a perfect chance to blow it off.

Rollins goes over here. No big debate over that one. He’s going to make it until Summerslam at least. We’ve got to get him in there with Brock Lesnar.

PREDICTION: Seth Rollins

WWE Elimination Chamber 2015, Tag Title MatchELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR WWE TAG TEAM TITLES:
The New Day (c) vs. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd vs. The Prime Time Players vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. The Ascension vs. Los Matadores

Question: Why aren’t Luke Harper and Erick Rowan in this match? We’ve got four babyface teams, and two heel teams. Why not even things up? I’ll tell you this much, I wasn’t exactly clamoring to see Los Matadores inside the chamber.

This match presents a really unique opportunity, but it also seems like there’s a big risk involved. There’ll be a total of 12 bodies in the structure when this match begins, and a total of 14 at play if you count El Torito, and whatever third member of The New Day is hanging around (probably Xavier Woods). So there’s the potential to do a lot of stuff, but it could also become a big mess if things get too crowded. Are people actually going to be tagging in and out during this match? Or is it just going to be a free-for-all?

I imagine we’ll probably see a lot of aerial stuff happening here. There’ll almost certainly be some sort of Kofi Kingston Spider-Man spot, with him clinging to the chamber or something. I imagine they’ll use Kalisto and El Torito for similar things, and that Cesaro will having a strongman spot.

Looking at all the teams in this match, it seems like WWE has a lot more creative options with The New Day, especially given the new life their heel turn has breathed into them. They can work with Kidd & Cesaro and have a great match any night of the week. I’d be interested to see if they have a similar chemistry with The Lucha Dragons. And they might do some nice mic work with the Prime Time Players. So I say let’s give it to The New Day and see where it takes us.

PREDICTION: The New Day

WWE Elimination Chamber 2015, Intercontinental TItleELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR VACANT WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE:
Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. King Barrett vs. Ryback vs. ?

Apparently Rusev is out with some sort of ankle injury. This likely nixes their plans do some sort of angle with he, Ziggler, and Lana. Rusev was actually my pick to win here, so the injury screwed up my plans too…

The next in line for a victory is likely Sheamus. They just announced he’s been cast as Rocksteady in the sequel to that abysmal Ninja Turtles movie (I’m a TMNT fan, but that thing sucked.). So there’s some nice publicity value there. Sheamus is also perfectly capable of putting on great matches, which is hopefully what they’re trying to make synonymous with the Intercontinental Title again.

There’s also the chance they could pull a surprise out of their hats and make Rusev’s replacement the champion. But who? The Solomonster pitched NXT star Tyler Breeze, which is interesting. Online reports have pegged Bray Wyatt as a potential replacement, which would be a cool tie-in to Ryback being in the match. The Miz is doing a MizTV segment with Daniel Bryan on the pre-show, so theoretically they could have him suit up for it.

But without knowing who that sixth man is, I’m going with the safe pick. There are certainly worse guys to put the title on than Sheamus. So I’m content with him having it.

PREDICTION: Sheamus

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Kane Nails It, Orton’s “Stunning Spree” and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Kane, Seth Rollins, Raw 04202015Ponderings From WWE Raw:

After going on a rant against Seth Rollins, Triple H makes Kane “guardian of the gate” at Extreme Rules. Kane really nailed this one. It’s amazing how the right program with the right partner can reinvigorate a character. Hell, about a year ago I was ready for a Triple H/Big Show match on pay per view. Now I’m just about ready for a Seth Rollins/Kane match for the WWE Title. And yes, I did enjoy that El Torito line.

My guess is at Extreme , Kane keeps J&J Security out of the cage, and possibly even Triple H. But then he ends up accidentally slamming the door on Orton’s head or something, costing him the match.

Randy Orton goes on a “Stunning Spree.” Stone Cold Steve Austin used to do this kind of thing occasionally. He’d just come out and hit the Stone Cold Stunner on random guys, heel or babyface. And oddly enough, Orton’s “Venom” shirt is slightly reminiscent of a Stone Cold shirt they used to sell during the Attitude Era. Still, the crowd was into it. And it’s still fun to watch.

Incidentally, Orton’s promos have been better recently. For my money, angry Orton beats slow and methodical Orton any day.

Seth Rollins, WWE Raw, 04202015Seth Rollins def. Dolph Ziggler in the main event. Now this was a main event. Two five-star performers going one-on-one. A predictable finish, of course, with Sheamus costing Ziggler the match. But seeing Dolph being featured so prominently in a Raw main event was pretty damn cool.

Fandango def. Curtis Axel. I came away from this match thinking about Axel dancing during Fandango’s entrance. I’m not sure if that was a good move or a bad one, as the attention was obviously supposed to be on Fandango. Either way, he got himself noticed.

The decision to turn Fandango into a babyface is a curious one, and actually seems two years too late. The real-life Curtis Hussey has always been a great talent, and he really dove into this role head-first. But they didn’t seem to know what to do with him once “Fandangoing” became a big thing. I’m not immensely optimistic that he can gain a lot of momentum as a babyface. But I’m definitely rooting for him.

Speaking of missing the boat on a great talent…

Damien Sandow, The Miz, Summer Rae, Smackdown, April 2015Summer Rae costs Damien Sandow his match with The Miz. I wondered if this was going to happen. Summer Rae turns on Sandow, giving Miz the win. So…where does Sandow go from here? Is he dead in the water? Does he start from scratch now after gaining all that steam?

John Cena def. Kane in another US Open Challenge. I’m starting to look forward to this segment every week, even if we do have to endure a hokey John Cena promo every time. Thus far it’s given the midcard guys (Stardust, for example), a nice chance to shine, even if they do end up losing in the end.

However, as good as Kane was with his promo, he wasn’t the guy I wanted to see come out there this week. In all honesty, I’d have preferred Heath Slater.

Naomi def. Brie Bella. Good lord…STOP PUTTING THE BELLAS ON COMMENTARY. Instant mute button! And yes, I know I’m being a hater, but I refuse to buy them as babyfaces. I’m on Team Naomi. Her promos are decent (though her punches suck), and she’s talking about how she’s been held down too long by management. She’s got my vote. Better her than one of the Kardashian twins…

Kofi Kingston, Sin Cara, Raw, 04202015The New Day def. The Lucha Dragons. They’re heading in a heel direction with The New Day, which of course is the direction they should have taken to begin with. More than anybody, Kofi Kingston should be thrilled about that. This poor guy has been a smilin’ babyface for the better part of eight years now, and he’s never had the chance to go heel. And it’s not like he’s just a nobody. He’s been a midcard champion multiple times. I’m very interested to see what he can do on that side of the fence.

Dean Ambrose and Luke Harper have a brawl. I’m no more into Luke Harper now than I was when I was in The Wyatt Family. All I really know about him is that he’s a big guy with dirty clothes and big eyes. There’s nothing for me to grasp about him. He just feels like Bray Wyatt light.

Sheamus brutalizes Zack Ryder, cutting a promo all the while. Jeez. As if Zack Ryder hasn’t suffered enough…

Ponderings From Elsewhere in the Wrestling World:

Taz, TNATaz and TNA part ways. Apparently due to issues with late paychecks, Taz has parted ways with TNA. It truly seems to be a sad state of affairs down in Dixieland, with so many talents dropping like flies. Still, I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing Taz return to the announce position on Raw or Smackdown. Of perhaps more likely, doing something with the WWE Network. At one point, Taz was indeed the best color man in the business. I’m not sure who that distinction would go to these days. Certainly not Booker T. or JBL. But hopefully that door is still open, if WWE chooses to go in that direction.

Missy Hyatt arrested for grand theft in Florida last month. This sad bit of news surfaced late last week. According to the report, what the real-life Melissa Hiatt stole was worth more than $300, but less than $500. Needless to say, it’s sad whenever this kind of thing happens. But hey, if we want to spray a little positivity on this, we can always say: “Controversy follows Missy Hyatt wherever she goes.”

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The New WWE Champion, and Other Ponderings From Wrestlemania XXXI and WWE Raw

Wrestlemania XXXI, Seth Rollins, ChampionSeth Rollins cashes in Money in the Bank during the main event of Wrestlemania, pins Roman Reigns to become champion. Brock Lesnar assaults Rollins on Raw, gives an F5 to Michael Cole. Stephane McMahon suspends Lesnar indefinitely.

Well, that’s one way to book yourself out of a corner.

Actually, it must be said that the Brock Lesnar/Roman Reigns match was not bad at all. It was the match of the night, in my opinion. They built up a lot of sympathy for Reigns (at least in my mind), and established that he is indeed a Samoan Bad Ass. But at the end of the day, Brock Lesnar was the crowd favorite. WWE clearly knew that going in, and booked accordingly. They told a similar story to the one they did with Lesnar and John Cena at Summerslam, but then threw the twist with Rollins in.

Seth Rollins, Brock Lesnar, Wrestlemania XXXITruth be told, if there’s one guy on the roster that deserved that crowning moment, it was Seth Rollins. He’s turned in consistently good, often great work since his heel turn last year. And whether you’re a Roman Reigns fan or not, this loss at Wrestlemania does two very important things for him. First, it gives him more big match experience. Second, it gives him a little more time to cook before they put the title on him.

There was no way they were going to have Brock wrestle on Raw. I knew that thing was a sham from the get-go. What I didn’t see coming was what happened to Michael Cole. If Brock wasn’t a babyface before, he certainly is now. And let’s give credit where credit is due: Cole took that F5 like a man. I’ve got to wonder who pitched THAT to him…

One thing I will say in critique of that Raw segment…JBL and Booker T. couldn’t have been that hurt by an overturned table, could they?

Triple H vs. Sting, Wrestlemania XXXITriple H def. Sting. This one shocked me. After 14 years, Sting finally makes his WWE debut…just to lose to Triple H? That’s pretty lame if you ask me. Still, one would hope that’s not the last time we’ll see Sting in a WWE ring.

The general direction this match took also surprised me. Instead of it boiling down to Sting and Hunter they turned it into an nWo vs. DX thing. It all became a giant Attitude Era throwback. It was fun, I guess. But I thought this was supposed to be about Sting coming to WWE to face the tyrannical leader of The Authority? It seemed like an odd choice to me. But it was Wrestlemania-worthy, to be sure.

By the way, that Triple H/Terminator entrance? Really stupid.

The Undertaker def. Bray Wyatt. The Undertaker looked as good as he ever has at Wrestlemania. But it seemed like he was definitely feeling it physically. Then again, maybe he was just selling really well. But after the match, he did indeed look up to the rafters and mouth “Thank you.” My instincts tell me he’s got maybe one or two left in him. But then again, people have been saying that for years. Only The Undertaker can tell us for sure. One thing’s for sure, seeing him for the first time in a year was a hell of a Wrestlemania moment.

The Undertaker, Wrestlemania XXXIThe Rock and Ronda Rousey wind up in an in-ring confrontation with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon at Wrestlemania. This seemed like a set up for one hell of a mixed tag match. Summerslam, maybe?

John Cena def. Rusev at Wrestlemania for the United States Championship, defeats Dean Ambrose in title defense on Raw. Not exactly a surprise that Rusev lost to John Cena. Though as I’d said previously, I’d have loved to have seen Rusev’s streak continue.

Dean Ambrose deserves a hell of a lot of credit for the 48 hours he had between Wrestlemania and Raw. Between the bumps he took in the ladder match, and the match he had with Cena on Raw, he deserves as much respect as anybody on that roster. There’s so much money on this guy, and he’s so unique. I just hope WWE knows what they’ve got with him…

Daniel Bryan, Wrestlemania XXXIDaniel Bryan wins Intercontinental Championship in multi-man Wrestlemania Ladder Match. Bryan wins a title match against Dolph Ziggler on Raw. After all the complaining the internet wrestling community did (myself included) about Daniel Bryan’s demotion on the Wrestlemania card, it’s tough to deny they put him over pretty well. It would have been easy for him to simply get lost in the shuffle in terms of that ladder match. But he came out on top, and had another great Wrestlemania moment. Let’s not kid ourselves, it wasn’t as good as the one he got last year. But it was still pretty good.

In terms of the ladder match itself…meh. I hate to seem so jaded, especially considering some of the bumps those guys took. But we’ve just seen this match so many times over the last decade. At the end of the day, there are only so many things you can do with a ladder. So I left this match feeling a bit less satisfied than perhaps I should have been. The ending with Bryan and Dolph Ziggler butting heads over and over again was pretty ridiculous too.

As for the match Bryan and Ziggler had on Raw, it’s tough to not enjoy these guys going one-on-one. They make a point to show you things you don’t see in other matches, and it’s a real treat.

Sheamus, Raw, March 31, 2015Sheamus returns after Bryan/Ziggler match to fend off Bad News Barrett, ends up heeling on Bryan. I like Sheamus’ tweaked image, although apparently the crowd didn’t agree (“You look stupid!”). I most certainly like his new direction. A Sheamus heel turn has is long overdue. If I had my way, we’d see Bryan vs. Barrett for the title at Extreme Rules, and Sheamus vs. Ziggler, with the winner getting a title shot.

Adrian Neville (as billed as just “Neville”) and The Lucha Dragons (Sin Cara & Kalisto) make their Raw debut. So the rumor flying around was that WWE was going to give NXT star Adrian Neville a Mighty Mouse-type persona. It looks like they kinda/sorta went that direction, but thankfully left out the inherent cheeseball elements. We’ve definitely seen wrestlers wear worse things out there than a cape. Great exhibition from Neville. Let’s see where he goes from here.

In that same vein, we saw a hell of a showing from Sin Cara, and especially Kalisto. He had that crowd in the palm of his hand. I want to see more, that’s for damn sure. And hey! Who knew you could have a colorful, marketable Hispanic tag team without turning them into a couple of damn cartoon characters! Does this mean we can finally drop the Los Matadores gimmick?

The Big Show, Wrestlemania XXXIThe Big Show wins the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal on the Wrestlemania pre-show. I’m guessing this match got bumped to the pre-show so we could have the Rock/Ronda Rousey segment. I’m wondering, had it been on the actual show, if Big Show would have won. This match seemed like the perfect opportunity for Damien Sandow to have his big moment. And indeed, he did have a big moment when he eliminated Miz. But for that to be followed by his elimination by Big Show almost waters the whole thing down. Once it was decided the match would be on the pre-show, I wonder if they just said: “Meh. If Sandow can’t win it at Wrestlemania, let’s just give it to Show.”

And what does The Big Show actually gain from winning the Andre battle royal? Nothing really. At least Cesaro got a push (albeit a failed one) out of the deal. Show’s already a top guy, and he’s aligned with the new WWE Heavyweight Champion. So they basically spun their wheels with this one.

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