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Shane-O-Mac Strikes Back, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

With this Raw now in the books, I think we can officially say that from a creative standpoint, this has been the most lackluster Wrestlemania build-up in recent history. I take no joy in saying that. At the end of the day, I really just want to see a good show when I tune in to Raw every week. And while there are always bright spots, lately I’ve been feeling more frustrated than anything.

Let me tell you what I mean…

Ponderings From WWE Raw

Shane McMahon, The Undertaker, WWE Raw, March 28, 2016A physical altercation between Shane McMahon and The Undertaker culminates in a Shane-O-Mac elbow drop through a table. While the story leading up to this match hasn’t been up to snuff, I don’t think there’s ever been a doubt that these two will give everything they have physically at Wrestlemania. This segment gave us a nice sampler in that respect.

I’ll say this much for Shane, he looks like a million bucks. People can talk about him being 46 all they want. But I bet Shane is as capable as ever this Sunday, if not more.

Zack Ryder def. Chris Jericho with help from AJ Styles. Jericho accepts Styles’ challenge for WrestlemaniaAs a Zack Ryder fan, this was cool to see. Granted, it’s about four years too late, and Ryder’s win wasn’t exactly the focal point of the segment. Not to mention Ryder has no chance of winning that ladder match. But it’s still neat.

Styles and Jericho definitely have a challenge ahead of them at Wrestlemania. They’ve already wrestled three times, and now the pressure is on to deliver something different. If anybody can do it, it’s them. But what exactly can they pull out of the hat that’ll set this match apart from its predecessors?

Charlotte, Becky Lynch, WWE Raw, March 28, 2016Charlotte def. Becky Lynch. While I’m not willing to officially predict it yet, I think there’s a decent chance Becky walks out of Wrestlemania with the belt. She’s got some great fire, and the fans were chanting for her out there. So why not let her get a big win? I guarantee it won’t hurt Charlotte or Sasha in the long run. On the other hand, given the announcement we got about Snoop Dogg tonight (more on that later), I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see him at ringside to help his cousin Sasha win.

An in-ring brawl served as a preview of the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. We got a nice glimpse here of who will be in this match aside from Big Show, Kane, and the Social Outcasts. Tyler Breeze, Goldust, Fandango, The Ascension, Jack Swagger, Damien Sandow, R-Truth, Darren Young, Mark Henry. By my count that’s 16 out of a playing field of 20. As Mark Henry is allegedly retiring in the near future, it’d be nice to see him get a win in his home state at Wrestlemania. It’s not like this match means a hell of a lot anyway. It’s already been relegated to the pre-show.

A fight erupts between Triple H and Roman Reigns. Two additional confrontations occur during the show. This program with Triple H being both the COO and the WWE Champion has underperformed, largely because of the lackluster storyline Hunter’s been put in. Often times a heel is only as good as the babyface he’s working with. And Hunter’s barely even working with a babyface. That’s why a lot of the fans were cheering him during what was supposed to be a heel promo. And there was a damn chorus of boos directed at Reigns when he came out there to attack Hunter, followed by “Roman sucks” chants.

Triple H, WWE Raw, March 28, 2016What do they even do at this point? They’ve got to have some kind of plan for Wrestlemania. They seemingly don’t have a choice anymore.

Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio. Jonathan Coachman pops up after the match. JBL compared The League of Nations to The Four Hoursemen during this match, which is somehow simultaneously hilarious and nauseating.

On the plus side, the crowds seem to be taking to The New Day as babyfaces. Granted, they haven’t exactly changed much, have they? And it was nice to see a cameo from Jonathan Coachman. I can’t say I was a huge fan of his announcing. But as a character, he could be fun to watch.

Kalisto def. Konnor of The Ascension. A fine little enhancement match for Kalisto. I’m not trying to pick on JBL, but he had another weird call here. Kalisto hit the Salida del Sol on Konnor, and he said, seemingly confused: “Did he get him?” Well…yeah John, he did. You’re watching the same match we are. Didn’t you see it?

After a Paul Heyman promo, Dean Ambrose gathers his weapons for WrestlemaniaOne of the fun things about these promos where Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar are out there together, is those little smiles that come to Lesnar’s face when Heyman makes a brash statement, or does his over the top “BARRRROCK LESNAR!” thing. He’s enjoying himself, so it makes it easy for us to enjoy ourselves too.

Dean Ambrose, WWE Raw, March 28, 2016This was a nice little teaser for Wrestlemania. There’s been a little buzz about this match possibly going on last. I don’t see it happening, but stranger things have certainly happened. Hell, they were brave enough to put Roman Reigns in the Wrestlemania main event. Anything really can happen these days!

Emma def. Paige. Eva Marie revealed as mystery fifth member of babyface Wrestlemania team. I don’t get to watch NXT as much as I’d like to. But I know enough to appreciate the history between Emma and Paige. This was also a great opportunity for Emma to show off her heel character on Raw. There’s a lot to like about this more sinister, aggressive Emma.

So Eva Marie is a member of the babyface team in this ladies tag match? Well that’s…something. This girl has more heat than anyone in the company. The idea obviously is that the team, which consists of Total Divas cast members, may not get along. I’m alright with this addition, so long as the match ends with Natalya, Paige, and the other girls teaming up to beat Eva Marie down. That sounds like a moment worth of Wrestlemania doesn’t it?

Snoop Dogg to be inducted into the celebrity wing of the WWE Hall of Fame. Joan Lunden to receive the Warrior Award. Both of these are obvious publicity grabs. But sure, why not? In Lunden’s case, it’s tough not to be supportive of someone fighting against breast cancer. So let her be honored for it.

Sami Zayn, WWE Raw, March 28, 2016Sami Zayn, Dolph Ziggler, & Sin Cara def. Kevin Owens, The Miz, & Stardust. Anybody notice the fans chanting “Cody!” during this match? This guy still has the chance to stand out from the crowd if they just give him a chance…

Despite the short time he’s spent on the main roster, and how poorly he was introduced to the mainstream audience, there’s a good chance Sami Zayn walks out of Wrestlemania with the Intercontinental Title. That’s not to say Zayn isn’t deserving. I just think fans could stand to get to know him a bit so his win means more.

Another Authority promo, and another Triple H/Roman Reigns brawl closes the show. It’s not like these segments with Roman and Hunter have been badly produced. It’s just that Roman Reigns has been miscast, which rips the heart out of everything. Triple H can be a great heel. But he can’t carry things on his heat alone, and it seems like that’s what they’re trying to do here.

Good luck at Wrestlemania, boys. You’ll need it.

Incidentally, still no word on what The Rock, Steve Austin, or Shawn Michaels might be doing at the biggest show of the year. Anyone? Anyone???

Images courtesy of WWE.com.

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Jon Stewart Takes a Plunge, A Night of Returns, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

John Cena, Jon Stewart, WWE Summerslam 2015By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

I wasn’t disappointed with Summerslam, despite what many deem to be poor finishes to both Rollins vs. Cena, and Brock vs. Undertaker. The broadcast had a big fight feel to it, which is something most WWE pay per views have been lacking over the last several years. Over the last decade, perhaps. So I can’t complain.

We’ll get to some of those controversial finishes in a bit. But we’ve got no shortage of things to talk about here…

After costing John Cena his match at Summerslam, Jon Stewart gets an Attitude Adjustment. As far as publicity grabs go, it’s hard to top this one. You’ve probably got to go all the way back to the Mike Tyson stuff at Wrestlemania XIV to see WWE get celebrity involvement this good. Arguably the most culturally relevant talk show host in the last 20 years, Jon Stewart, gets physical with their biggest marquee talent, John Cena.

WWE Raw, August 24, 2015, Jon Stewart, Jon CenaSome fans balked at Stewart costing Cena the match at Summerslam. I say boo hoo, get over it. It’s pro wrestling. What did you expect?

Nice move by WWE pulling the Ric Flair card with Stewart’s motivation. This is something they can run with for quite awhile, and make that 16th title win actually mean something. And of course, they got Flair to trot out there and endorse Cena, which we knew was coming. In a perfect world, a heel Flair would take on a protege (Dolph Ziggler, perhaps?), and have him feud with Cena. That way, Cena has a road block in his way for the foreseeable future.

Speaking of heel moves, I really wish Flair hasn’t said that “God’s in the house tonight,” line. He used to talk like that in TNA, didn’t he? He was on the show as a babyface. But referring to yourself as God is pretty much the biggest heel move in the book.

The Dudley Boyz return and attack The New Day. Before we get into the Dudleys, it has to be said: That trombone entrance was classic. A comedy bit on Raw that was actually funny. Who’da thunk it? It’s no wonder these guys are hearing some cheers nowadays. They even got a “That was awesome!” chant.

The Dudley Boyz, Raw, August 24, 2015But of course, The Dudley Boyz returning from out of nowhere stole the segment, and perhaps the entire show. It’s tough to believe we haven’t seen these guys on WWE TV in about 10 years. As a longtime fan, it’s really gratifying to see they’re getting one last run on the big stage. I only wished Titus O’Neil would have kept his mouth shut during their big entrance. JBL was actually doing a decent job hyping them up, but Titus kept trying to talk over him.

I can only assume the reason it’s taken so long to get the Dudleys back after Bubba’s appearance in the Royal Rumble match had to do with them getting a deal that was right for them. The Dudleys are a legendary team with some nice Attitude Era name value. So I imagine WWE will get their money’s worth.

It’ll be interesting to see how Bubba Ray and D-Von evolve the act after all these years. Obviously Bubba, the former Bully Ray in TNA, has upped his game quite a bit since WWE fans last saw him. When they put a mic in his hands, things could get really interesting.

WWE Raw, August 24, 2015, StingSting surprises The Authority during Seth Rollins statue unveiling. Better late than never, I suppose. Did Summerslam need Sting? Not really. Would it have been cool to see him involved in the match with the Wyatts, Roman Reigns, and Dean Ambrose? Absolutely. But at least this way, he’ll presumably get to main event a WWE pay per view against Rollins.

So it looks like it’s Sting vs. Seth Rollins for the WWE Championship at Night of Champions. Naturally, Rollins isn’t going to lose the title to Sting. So that means Sting has to lose…again. Not to be presumptuous, but from a win/loss perspective, this guy just can’t catch a break. He makes his big debut against Triple H at Summerslam, and he loses. So now he gets a follow up match against Seth Rollins, and he’s presumably going to lose. At some point, Sting has to beat somebody, doesn’t he?

Hey, what about Bo Dallas? He seems like easy pickings these days…

After controversial Summerslam finish, Brock Lesnar takes Bo Dallas to “Suplex City.” Paul Heyman is probably one of the few performers on the planet who could come out at the top of the show every week and do that 20 minute promo spot without anyone getting tired of it.

WWE Raw, August 24, 2015, Brock Lesnar, Bo DallasDespite what WWE would have you believe, The Undertaker has tapped before. As I recall, there was a Kurt Angle vs. Undertaker match that ended in a simultaneous pinfall/submission finish. Angle had ‘Taker in a triangle choke, but his shoulders were down. As the ref counted three, ‘Taker tapped out.

This obviously isn’t the route many of us thought they’d go. Another Undertaker loss would have naturally led us to ‘Taker getting one last chance at Wrestlemania XXXII. But of course, now it’s the rubber match. Hell, Heyman kinda/sorta laid down the challenge tonight. I’m curious to see who Brock wrestles before we head to Dallas next Spring. One thing’s for sure, it won’t be Bo Dallas. His body bounced on that first suplex…

Paige, Charlotte, and Becky Lynch appear on Miz TV. This segment came off heavily scripted. It seemed like the girls were reciting memorized dialogue. Although Paige’s stuff about this being “the era of the female athlete” was decent. I wish we could have heard from Becky a bit more. She didn’t get to say much, but she came off quirky.

Sadly, I had to mute the TV when the Bellas showed up. As I’ve said before, when the Bellas are on the mic, they get X-Pac heat from me.

PCB, WWE Raw, August 24, 2015Incidentally, Charlotte’s line about The Four Horsemen being “the greatest faction in WWE history” was a stinker. You’d think she, of all people, would know the Horsemen were an NWA/WCW group, as opposed to a WWE one. Is that nitpicking? Yes. Is she at fault? Not necessarily. But that still stuck out like a sore thumb.

Braun Stowman debuts on Raw as a member of The Wyatt Family. Who is Braun Stowman? Full disclosure: I have no idea. But he’s got the right look for The Wyatt Family, that’s for sure. It’s like he has the body of a fully grown man, but the face of a wide-eyed little boy. But what, if anything, does his appearance means for Erick Rowan’s future?

After the loss to Neville & Stephen Amell at Summerslam, Stardust attacks King Barrett before dodging a Red Arrow from Neville. Damn. Barret takes the pin at Summerslam, then gets beat up by his partner the next night. If Bo Dallas isn’t available, Barrett would be another sure fire victory for Sting. Nothing personal, but this guy has turned into one of WWE’s biggest losers.

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