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Finn Balor Arrives, Charlotte and Sasha Kill It, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

Dean Ambrose, WWE ChampionBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

I was really surprised to see Dean Ambrose get the win at Battleground. Rollins seemed like the favorite. But I’m not complaining. Ambrose’s win in the triple threat, in addition to his pinfall victory over Rollins on Smackdown, sends an important message: Dean Ambrose is a main event player, and a World Champion.

Ambrose was advertised for the Stone Cold Podcast in two weeks. That’s another strong endorsement. This guy also has quite a story. He apparently grew up in public housing, and dropped out of high school to train as a wrestler. I’d love to see Austin get into that with him.

The downside to all this? Ambrose isn’t going to be WWE’s only Heavyweight Champion for long…

Ponderings From Raw:

Stephanie McMahon and Mick Foley announce the creation of the WWE Universal Championship. Seth Rollins to face winner of main event.  *sigh* Well, here we go. Two world titles again. More belts inevitably water things down. But oh well…

And my God, what an awful name. The Universal Championship? They’re basically saying: “Oh yeah? You’ve got a world champion? Well we’ve got a Universe champion! And the universe is bigger than the world!!!!” Give me break.

Finn Balor, WWE Raw, July 25, 2016Finn Balor def. Rusev, Kevin Owens, and Cesaro to advance to the main event. I was really surprised to hear Cole run down Finn Balor’s resume, talking about the titles in IWGP, the NWA, and all that. JBL has done that kind sort of thing. But to hear it from Cole, who like it or not is the voice of the company, adds a certain weight. This sort of thing would never have happened as recently as three years ago. All this “new era” stuff is hokey. But it’s not entirely untrue.

Rusev and Kevin Owens worked well together in this match, developing a temporary partnership. They both have a good grasp on their personas, and were firmly in character. I have no desire to see them as a formal tag team. But if they were to team again in the near future, I wouldn’t be heartbroken.

It made sense for Balor to take this one. But I was rooting for Cesaro. As many of us saw, he cut a little “worked shoot” promo on the WWE Network after the draft, venting about his frustrations. There’s still time for them to capitalize on that. But tonight would have been the opportune time. At least he wasn’t pinned, unlike the damn United States Champion.

Nia Jax def. Britt Baker. A good ol’ fashioned enhancement match. Not thrilling to watch, per se. But it’s an effective start for Nia Jax.

Roman Reigns, WWE Raw, July 25, 2016Roman Reigns def. Chris Jericho, Sheamus, and Sami Zayn to advance to the main event. So I know I’ve said this before, and that I’m not the only one, but…can we please just turn Roman heel already? Let the long national nightmare end. You’ll never find a better, more organic time to turn him heel than now. The guy just came back from a drug policy violation, was pinned in his second straight pay per view main event, and the fans are still booing him!

And if you’re going to turn him heel, you won’t find a better opponent for him than Sami Zayn. The “Underdog from the Underground” garnered a lot of great sympathy as he was getting beat down by Reigns. But alas, Reigns is still a superhero.

Also, how hilarious was it wen Reigns went for the spear, and Jericho simply threw a kick and stopped him dead? Maybe I’m biased…

Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson trash a New Day celebration. Corey Graves: “Gallows and Anderson aren’t concerned with balloons and cereal. They’re worried about checks and championships.” Great line.

That video package they aired for the New Day was delightfully cheesy. It seems like a long time ago that these guys were heels. And if there’s one team that’s fit to pop their positivity bubble, it’s Gallows & Anderson. Is this why they didn’t get a title match earlier in the year? Because they were waiting for Summerslam? That works for me.

Neville, WWE Raw, July 25, 2016Neville def. Curtis Axel. So they’re calling Axel “Mr. Irrelevant” now? At least it’s factually accurate. How far he’s fallen since becoming a Paul Heyman guy.

The re-introduction of the Cruiserweight Division bodes well for Neville. The poor guy has zero personality. But he’s got incredible explosive athleticism. He can easily be the centerpiece to the whole thing.

Sasha Banks def. Charlotte to become the new WWE Women’s Champion. I found myself tempted to tune out a bit during this match. One would’ve thought they were saving Sasha’s win for Summerslam. But nope. Couldn’t.  They got me. I tip my hat to both these ladies. They’re truly great.

Charlotte’s flexibility is amazing. When Sasha got her in that straitjacket hold, the angle of her back was cringeworthy. And the double knees off the apron? Beautiful. We had a great story about the champion being in jeopardy. That is wrestling, folks.

These ladies scared the crap out of me twice in the span of about two minutes. On the subject of bent spines, Sasha’s landing after that dive to the outside was brutal. One can only wonder much adrenaline it takes to keep going after that. Then Charlotte goes for a moonsault on the outside, with only one person to catch her.

Sasha Banks, WWE Women's ChampionIt’s interesting that they switched the title tonight. I can only assume it was to create some extra buzz around Raw now that the brands are split. Either way, this was a long time coming. The fans have been ready for Sasha to take the top spot since she came up to the main roster at about this time last year. To say the very least, she deserves it.

The timing is interesting too, what with Bayley making her first main roster appearance last night as Sasha’s partner.

Corey Graves joins the Raw announce team. JBL moves to SmackdownGraves had a great first night. He felt more like a sports analyst, as opposed to JBL’s cowboy caricature. His time has finally come.

Braun Strowman wins an enhancement match. Braun Strowman is on his own now, which I’m afraid means we have to endure yet another generic giant. I actually would have preferred another attempt to make Erick Rowan a single.

Enzo & Cass def. The Shining Stars. Did Enzo & Cass skip some dialogue before the match? It seems like Cass jumped right to the “S.A.W.F.T.” catch phrase.

Finn Balor def. Roman Reigns to advance to SummerslamWell, so much for Balor being a cruiserweight. This is as big an endorsement of a new star as we’ve seen in a long time. In his first night on the main roster, Finn Balor beats the man who was (and perhaps still is) pegged to be the new face of the company. Balor is immediately established as a main event player, and a new star. Seth Rollins against Finn Balor at Summerslam? I’m in.

Finn Balor, WWE Raw, July 25, 2016Now the question becomes what to do with Roman Reigns. He’s obviously being de-emphasized for the time being. Say, I wonder what Sami Zayn is doing at Summerslam

Tuesday Morning Talk Points: Finn Balor debuts. Sasha Banks wins the Women’s Title in an awesome match.

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Hulk Hogan’s Racist Rant, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

Hulk Hogan, modernBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

It’s tough not to feel sorry for Hulk Hogan at this point.

We’re several days removed from a piece of the verbal transcript from Hulk Hogan’s sex tape, of all things, being released. I won’t put it up here, but it’s filled with the N-word, in the context of men his daughter Brooke might have been dating at the time. Subsequently, the media has been all over Hogan, and he has been released from his WWE contract.

Needless to say, that kind of racist language in 2015 is unacceptable in any context. I can’t say I feel sorry for Hogan in that respect.

Where my sympathy comes in is the way fame, and ultimately greed, have destroyed the real-life Terry Bollea and his family. In the past 10 years we’ve seen this man divorced and dragged through the mud by his wife of over two decades, stuck in the center of the infamous scandal involving his son Nick and the Graziano family, exposed via the release of a sex tape, and now this.

Hulk Hogan, Susan G. Komen For the CureOne of the truly sad things about all this is that on the surface, Hogan seemed to have finally arrived at a secure, content place in his life. He’d settled into an ambassador role with WWE, and had developed a public persona that was perhaps more dignified, as he worked with organizations like Susan G. Komen for the Cure, and made rare television appearances for WWE.

And now, he’s culturally blacklisted.

In the end, I can only hope that Terry Bollea doesn’t truly hold this kind of racial hatred in his heart. If he does, than he’s truly someone to be pitied. Some things are worth more than one’s professional life or public image…

Thoughts From Raw:

Undertaker and Brock Lesnar absent from Raw. Not a big surprise that neither man was on TV this week. Last week was so good that it’d be a shame to water it down with too many appearances by these guys. For my money, we were actually getting to a point where Brock was on TV too much. Nothing tarnishes a “special attraction” like too much TV time.

The Undertaker, WWE RawSome fans have been lamenting WWE bringing in Undertaker to sell Summerslam, while they cut the legs out from under talents like Cesaro and Kevin Owens. That’s a fair point, to be certain. But does anybody actually doubt that Lesnar vs. Undertaker will attract more fans than say, Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins? If I’m a WWE guy (or girl), I’m taking advantage of those additional eyes on Summerslam, and doing everything I can to stand out from the pack. I won’t deny that the talent pool might be getting a bad hand here, especially considering Lesnar is also a part-time guy. But what other choice do they have at this point than to simply do their best?

WWE announces Summerslam will be four hours long. I’m in favor of this, so long as they use the extra time well. Either give the midcard some extra time to show off, or give some pay per view matches to talents that might not normally get it (See Stardust and Neville below.). As we see with Raw every week, more time isn’t always a good thing. I it gives the show a little more room to breathe, it could work out for the better.

John Cena def. Seth Rollins, Cena suffers broken nose during match. Um, ouch. Hey, on the bright side, nothing adds drama to a match like a little blood. And to his credit, Cena took a moment or two to get his bearings, but then got right back into the swing of things. The guy’s a champion, like him or not.

John Cena, Seth Rollins, WWE Raw, July 27, 2015As for the booking of the match, I never understand why they do this kind of thing. The idea is obviously to have Rollins go against Cena at Summerslam. So why put them against each other on free TV? Granted, they’ve wrestled a bunch of times on Raw in the past. But it’s been quite awhile. Why remind the audience they’ll be paying for something they could easily get on Raw?

Sasha Banks def. Paige. Charlotte & Becky Lynch def. The Bella Twins. I’ll say this for the so-called “Divas Revolution,” it has me interested in the women’s segments for the first time in quite awhile. We saw some really nice wrestling from Paige and Sasha Banks in particular tonight. If they ever decided to put two girls in the main event of Raw again, this match could be a great candidate.

To their credit, all these ladies look like they’re trying to make the most of this added emphasis. Naturally, some of them are a bit better equipped for that than others (Read: Paige and the NXT girls.)…

Bray Wyatt officially welcomes Luke Harper back into The Wyatt Family. Like a lot of Bray Wyatt’s promos, this one went on a little too long. Particularly when he started talking about his “pet.” But once he gave the mic to Harper, the segment regained some of its life. Ironically, giving Harper a little bit of Bray’s spotlight is what they should have done before he was set free.

Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, July 27, 2015At this point, it looks like we’re headed toward a straight up tag team match at Summerslam. pitting Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose against The Wyatt Family. If they are going to make it a six-man involving Sting, we’ll need to see a new Wyatt Family member added sooner rather than later. Bo Dallas, the real-life brother of Wyatt, seems like the obvious choice. It’s not like he’s doing a lot these days…

Dean Ambrose takes a beating from The Big Show. I liked the underdog chemistry Ambrose had with Show here. If the plan is to add him to the Intercontinental Title picture, I certainly won’t complain. Adding Ambrose to just about anything guarantees a little bit of added fuel to the fire. Good thing, too. The flame on this Ryback/Big Show/Miz was fizzling out quickly.

Neville def. Fandango, Stardust cuts a promo on him. The hero/villain angle between Neville and Stardust could be mildly compelling, I suppose. But was anybody else frustrated with Stardust’s promo? I couldn’t hear half of it because he kept speaking in that hushed tone. C’mon, Cody! You might be working toward a Summerslam match, here! Speak up!

WWE 2K16, TerminatorArnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator character revealed as pre-order bonus for WWE 2K16 video game. Let’s just hope they don’t add the Wrestlemania XXXI version of Triple H as Terminator. You remember, right? That was the robot that, for whatever reason, was booked to go over Sting. Hell, even Robocop didn’t do that. And that was in WCW!

Stone Cold Steve Austin to interview Paige on the next “Stone Cold Podcast.” Paige is an odd choice for this spot. There are a lot of much better candidates. Just a few off the top of my head: Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Daniel Bryan, Kevin Owens, Cesaro, or even Nikki Bella. How is Austin interviewing Paige going to attract new network subscribers? Where’s the intrigue? It  seems like a waste of a perfectly good network special to me.

Image 1 from bleacherreport.com. Other images from WWE.com.

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