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A WWE Crown Jewel Preview – A Saudi Curse?

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Why did they use this name again? Crown Jewel, that is. There was so much bad press over last year’s Crown Jewel event, what with the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, that they still can’t even say “Saudi Arabia” on television. They have to dance around it to avoid reminding people that’s where this show is being held, even though everyone knows anyway.

Sadly, these Saudi shows have become synonymous with embarrassing matches. Whether you’re talking about Undertaker vs. Goldberg earlier this year, or the Brothers of Destruction against DX last year, we’re not exactly looking at a great track record. Hopefully this one won’t give us anything along those lines. But from where I’m sitting, the card looks pretty weak.

By and large, wrestling fans either don’t like or don’t care about athletes from other sports getting in the ring. So you’ve got to make them care. They haven’t done that with either Cain Velasquez or Tyson Fury. Which is a damn shame, especially in Velasquez’s case.

More on that later, though. For now, let’s dive in…

Cesaro vs. Mansoor
Don’t remember who Mansoor is? Don’t worry. After this match, you probably won’t see much of him until the next Saudi show.

You’ll recall that at Super Show-Down earlier this year, Mansoor won a 51-man battle royal. He’s been mostly absent from WWE television ever since. But because he’s from Saudi Arabia, they plucked him out of the toy box to get a few home-country hero pops. Cesaro, of course, is here to make sure the match doesn’t suck. Of course, Mansoor gets the feel-good win for the Saudi crowd.

PREDICTION: Mansoor

20-Man Battle Royal:
Winner wrestles AJ Styles for the US Title later in the night.

It’s tough to call this one, as I don’t think a single name has been announced for this thing. I would hope they’d all be names from the Raw roster that are otherwise unoccupied. Given what we’ve seen on Raw recently, Kevin Owens comes to mind right away. But if I’m not mistaken, he’s historically opted out of these Saudi shows. So who else do we have…?

Buddy Murphy would be a cool name to throw in there. Newer faces to Raw, like Ricochet and Cedric Alexander, have benefited a lot from sharing the ring with him. They made a point of putting him over on Monday. I’m not quite sure if he’s supposed to be a heel or a babyface. But what the hell? Let’s throw him a bone. Give him the battle royal, with Styles retaining later in the evening. Murphy won’t win the title, but the exhaustion factor will mean the loss doesn’t really hurt him.

BATTLE ROYAL PREDICTION: Buddy Murphy
TITLE MATCH PREDICTION:
 AJ Styles

TAG TEAM TURMOIL MATCH:
The Viking Raiders vs. The Revival vs. The New Day vs. Robert Roode & Dolph Ziggler vs. The OC vs. Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder vs. Heavy Machinery vs. the Lucha House Party vs. The B-Team

Hmmmm. You know what they could do here? Put the Authors of Pain in here as surprise entrants, and have them demolish whatever teams are left at that point. You’ve got to believe a Viking Raiders vs. AOP program is in our future.

Expect the New Day to play a big role in the story here. With Xavier Woods now out with an injury, along with Kofi Kingston’s humiliating loss to Brock Lesnar, they’re really down on their luck. So there’ll be that much more pressure on them to win this thing. I expect them to lose in a heel team in a heartbreaker.

As for who wins…I’m going to say the Viking Raiders. The whole “World Cup” aspect of this thing seems better suited for a heel team. But I can’t see them giving it to the Revival, the OC, or Roode and Ziggler. So let the Raw tag champs bring it home. For whatever it’s worth.

PREDICTION: The Viking Raiders

TEAM HOGAN vs. TEAM FLAIR:
Roman Reigns, Rusev, Ricochet, Shorty G, & Ali vs. Randy Orton, Shinsuke Nakamura, Drew McIntyre, Baron Corbin, & Bobby Lashley

My goodness. What an…assortment of names we have here.

Ultimately, this match is just a meaningless attraction. An excuse to put Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair on the show in non-wrestling roles.

Has Flair ever beaten Hogan? Not just in the ring. But anywhere. At anything. I don’t think so. Why change that now? Give it to the babyfaces.

PREDICTION: Team Hogan

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH FOR WWE UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Bray Wyatt

Obviously, the putrid finish to their Hell in a Cell match left a stink on both these guys. So they’re probably hoping to wash some of that off here. I’ll admit, out of everything on this card, this match has the best chance to steal the show.

This whole program was ill-conceived from the start. They just wanted an excuse to use Bray’s spooky gimmick on an October pay per view. So they rushed him into a title match, in the Cell no less, and have been paying for it ever since.

If they were going to put the Fiend character in this situation, given his momentum and popularity, you’d think they’ have him win the title. The best comparison I can think of right now is Brock Lesnar facing the Rock for the WWE Championship in 2002. That was a career defining night for Brock. But imagine if they’d not only had Brock lose, but lose in two consecutive pay per view title matches.

I can only assume that’s the fate that awaits Bray Wyatt here. Because it’s Falls Count Anywhere, they can obviously mess with the finish, i.e. have Rollins trap him under a forklift, or some pallets or something. Regardless, Rollins is leaving Saudi Arabia with that title, if for no other reason than Bray is a Smackdown guy now. And just like at Hell in a Cell, that’s not going to do Rollins any favors in terms of popularity. This guy is supposed to be Raw’s top babyface. But he keeps getting shot in the foot, whether it’s bad booking or bad tweets.

PREDICTION: Seth Rollins

Braun Strowman vs. Tyson Fury

Who the hell is Tyson Fury?

Okay, he’s a boxer. I get it. But why should I care? Tyson Fury in 2019 is not Mike Tyson in 1998, that’s for damn sure.

Either way, they didn’t bring him in to lose. So he’s either going to beat Strowman, or they’ll do some kind of no-contest finish. Someone could cost Strowman the match, but I’m not sure who that would be…

Either way, the smart bet is they give the win to their “celebrity” guest, as they always do.

PREDICTION: Tyson Fury

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Cain Velasquez

This could have been, and perhaps still will be, a Wrestlemania match.

There’s a great long-term story they could tell with these two. I don’t know much about Cain Velasquez. But unlike Tyson Fury, I at least know why I should care. Not only is this the guy Brock lost the UFC Championship to, but Velasquez legitimately put a scar on Lesnar’s face. Now he’s come to WWE to derail Brock again.

As I understand it, Velasquez has only had a match or two, wrestling for AAA in Mexico. He apparently impressed people. But he has yet to impress the WWE audience. His working punches alone have caused concern about how this match is going to turn out.

Despite having reportedly signed a multi-year deal with WWE, I would be shocked if they put the title on Velasquez so quickly. I don’t think you want either of these two gaining a decisive victory over the other at this point. I don’t think this needs to be anything more than a preview for a future, higher profile match. Sadly, that likely means this will end in a DQ or a no contest. This won’t be a great show in terms of definitive finishes.

Regardless, Brock will leave Saudi Arabia with the title. So for the sake of making a prediction, I’ll say Lesnar retains.

PREDICTION: Brock Lesnar

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Wrestlemania Ponderings: The Man Comes Around…

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

You know what? This one actually turned out to be pretty good. Probably the best since Wrestlemania 31. As always, the show was too long. Once we got into the last few hours, I really started to feel it. Mind you, I didn’t even watch the pre-show. I went straight into the main card. But the show dragged a lot less than it usually does. They seemed to be trying to move things along fairly quickly. So at the very least, we can call that an improvement.

Let’s dive into the matches…

Seth Rollins def. Brock Lesnar to win the WWE Universal Championship. These “impromptu” matches usually feel pretty forced to me. Especially when they have all the graphics and the music cued up. But if you put that aside, this was a really hot start. Certainly not what anyone expected to open the show. And it was consistent with most of Brock’s best matches in recent years: Hard hitting, quick, and to the point.

AJ Styles def. Randy Orton. This match definitely benefitted from the hot opener with Lesnar and Rollins. The crowd was still up and buzzing, especially in the early going.

That superplex from Orton to Styles was insane. They got half the rotation before they even started falling backward. A thing of beauty.

Not the finish I expected. Assuming Kofi would be winning the WWE Championship later in the evening, Orton would have made a great challenger for him straight out of the gate. Can’t say I’m offended, though. Even years later, I’m still amazed at just how much stock WWE has put into AJ Styles. He’s been a top guy almost from the start.

The Usos def. The Bar, Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev, and Ricochet & Aleister Black to retain the Smackdown Tag Team Titles.

Aleister Black’s entrance looked amazing in a Wrestlemania atmosphere. He came off like the biggest star in the match.

The announcers mentioned that Black and Richochet are the first team to have challenged for the Raw, NXT, and Smackdown Tag Team Titles in the span of a week. Mind you, that stat means a little less when you realize they didn’t win any of them…

Shane McMahon def. The Miz in a Falls Count Anywhere Match. So the idea here was that Shane attacking George Mizanin brought out this violent side of the Miz that we’ve never seen before. The problem I have with that is that from a story perspective is that, despite all the punishment Miz dished out, Shane kicked out of all of it. And yes, Miz hit a big move on Shane for the finale. But in the end he screwed it up, because it ultimately handed Shane the victory. So he doesn’t exactly come out looking awesome here. But maybe that’s part of the story going forward, with Miz feeling like he let his dad down…

The IIconics def. Sasha Banks & Bayley, Nia Jax & Tamina, and Beth Phoenix & Natalya to win the WWE Women’s Tag Team Titles. Never in a million years did I expect the IIconics to win here. Sasha and Bayley? Yes. Beth and Natalya? Sure. Peyton Royce and Billie Kay? Hell no. That’s not to say they don’t deserve it. But I was just happy to see them have a spot in this match. They’ve been so underutilized since coming up from NXT. They deserved this moment.

I’m a huge Hart family mark. But I’ve never bought the “Double Sharpshooter” spot. Even Bret never tried that.

Kofi Kingston def. Daniel Bryan to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Definitely the most emotionally charged match of the night. At least up to this point. That crowd desperately wanted Kofi to win the belt. Because they recognize that it’s real. It’s genuine. And what a moment for Kofi, his family, and the New Day.

My hat’s off to Daniel Bryan for helping make this happen. AMAZING counter to the double-stomp into the Boston Crab by Daniel Bryan, Never seen that before.

Samoa Joe def. Rey Mysterio to retain the WWE United States Championship. The buzz going into this match was that Rey had an ankle injury. So this was probably the best match he was capable of turning in. The upside? Hell of a dominant victory for Samoa Joe.

Roman Reigns def. Drew McIntyre. Crowd wise, this was a little bit of a dead match. The story was fine, and McIntyre is an amazing villain. But for whatever reason, this one just didn’t connect.

John Cena interrupts Elias with a “Thuganomics” throwback. Kinda cool to see retro John Cena out there. Throwin’ out some inside references to boot. As for Elias, working with Cena two years in a row ain’t the worse gig in the world.

Triple H def. Batista. It wasn’t until Hunter had the chain around Batista’s face that I noticed his nose ring was still in. And inevitably, you think, “Wouldn’t you try and rip that thing out?” Low and behold he whips out a pair of pliers. And that’s after he almost took a page out of Pete Dunne’s playbook with the fingers. Cool psychology from these two.

I don’t think anyone actually thought Batista was winning this one. Especially after the career-ending stipulation was added. Still, all things considered this turned out to be pretty damn good. Slow? Yes. Long? Yes. But still good, in the big picture. Batista looked great, considering he hasn’t wrestled in almost five years. I’d be open to seeing more from the big man, if he decides this isn’t his last match after all.

Baron Corbin def. Kurt Angle. This match was about as good as it could be. Lots of people griped about Angle’s final opponent not being someone like John Cena or Samoa Joe. But this was never going to be a mat classic. I can’t say Corbin would have been my first choice either. But to me, this was more story-driven than wrestling-driven. In that sense, Corbin was a fine choice, and the right guy won.

Now, after getting a big victory like this, the big question is whether WWE can turn Corbin into a main event heel. It’s ironic that JBL was the one out there calling the match. Because Corbin has a lot of real heat that’s reminiscent of when JBL was WWE Champion in the early 2000s. At the time, people absolutely hated him. But in hindsight, he was one of the best heels they’ve created in the last 20 years. It’s just a question of whether Corbin has that in him.

Finn Balor def. Bobby Lashley to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship. This was more or less what I thought it would be. A buffer match where the Demon gets a quick win. It’s actually kind of like what Balor did with Corbin at Summerslam.

Becky Lynch def. Ronda Rousey and Charlotte Flair to win the Raw and Smackdown Women’s Championships. So…either they botched that finish, or they very carefully choreographed that so Ronda would come out of this match as strong as possible. Either way, it puts a bit of a damper on what otherwise would have been the match of the night. These three beat the hell out of each other. In line with what I said earlier, this was the best Wrestlemania main event since Lesnar and Reigns at 31.

NASTY fall off the ropes for Ronda after that dropkick from Becky. A little scary, actually.

I ain’t a mixed martial arts expert by any means. But to me a Double-Arm-Bar makes as little sense as a Double Sharpshooter.

Ronda with the line of the night: “Tables are for bitches!”

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Royal Rumble 2019 Results and Ponderings

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

We’ve got a lot to get to. Like, a lot. Like most WWE pay per views these days, this thing went way too long. So let’s just get right into it.

Royal Rumble 2019. Let’s go!

Bobby Roode and Chad Gable def. Scott Dawson and Rezar. I was in and out during this match. I know Akam is out healing from an injury. But why was Rezar teaming with Dawson?

Shinsuke Nakamura def. Rusev to win the WWE United States Championship. I only caught the finish to this one. Can’t say I saw this coming at all. Nakamura may have been relegated to the pre-show a year after his big Rumble Match win. But at least he can say he won a title.

Buddy Murphy def. Hideo Itami, Akira Tozawa, and Kalisto to retain the Cruiserweight Championship. I got this one wrong too. I called Itami. Nothing wrong with keeping it on Murphy, though.

I had the audio of this match on in my car. And I just kept hearing those kicks. I know they’re worked, but those smacking sounds are enough to make your skin crawl.

Asuka def. Becky Lynch to retain the Smackdown Women’s Championship. Really good start to the show, which included a nasty fall to the outside. Mrs. Primary Ignition actually came in to check on me, as I let out an “ooo” when that happened.

Nice suspenseful sequence to the finish. Counter after counter, hold after hold. Did not expect Becky to tap out at all. Great win for Asuka. But they kept the camera on Becky after the match. Her story was obviously not over…

Shane McMahon and The Miz def. The Bar to win the Smackdown Tag Team Titles. Shane really went all out in this one. That leap from the top on to Sheamus, then going straight into the uppercut from Cesaro. The Coast to Coast into the Cesaro Swing. Then finally, the Shooting Star Press for the win.

Really happy that they brought Miz’s dad in, and that he’s part of this story. I’m enjoying this Miz/Shane thing for what it is.

Ronda Rousey def. Sasha Banks to retain the Raw Women’s Championship. I’ve totally lost track of where ___ the human being begins and the character of Sasha Banks takes over. But either way, regardless of my personal critiques of her attitude, Sasha showed us why she’s one of the best in the world. Not just because of her wrestling, but her character work. She and Ronda brought a great personal intensity to the match. Her facial expressions, the bending of the fingers, a la Pete Dunne. Plus, her borderline sore loser mentality after the match. I wanted her to pull a Jericho/Nakamura style heel turn.

Becky Lynch won the 2019 Women’s Royal Rumble Match.

– I wouldn’t call this a thrilling Rumble Match. But the ending was exactly what it needed to be. Becky as the big underdog winning in the end. And what a feel-good moment it was. For as long as she’s been left on the backburner, she deserves it. If you look closely after the match, she looked out into the crowd and said, “We did it. It’s happening.”

– Nice spot for Lacey Evans. It allowed her to do some introductory character work, at least for the mainstream audience.

– Very few eliminations early on. Do they feel like they need to have more women in there to maintain the audience’s attention? I think this match needed more stories. More rivalries. It felt like we were longing for something to sink our teeth into. Case in point, after the Mandy Rose/Naomi stuff, we went straight into Maria Kanellis and Alicia Fox fighting over a hat.

– I’m not nearly as familiar with names like Nikki Cross or Rhea Ripley as I should be. But I’m becoming a huge fan of both really quickly. Each has such presence and energy.

– Good use of the Riott Squad after Ruby’s entrance. Has that ever been done before? The faction picking people off from the outside? Really made the group look formidable.

Daniel Bryan def. AJ Styles to retain the WWE World Heavyweight Championship after interference by Erick Rowan. You know who I really love? Angry Daniel Bryan. He’s incredible. Needs new music, though.

It’s not always the most thrilling thing in the world to see two guys work a body part like Bryan and Styles did here. But between Bryan’s viciousness, and the way Styles sold it, they made it work. I can’t say I was ever bored. That being said, the placement of this match didn’t do it any favors. After an hour-long Rumble Match and Becky’s big win, we were all coming down. It’s what smarks often call the “death spot” on a card.

So Erick Rowan is Daniel Bryan’s muscle, eh? Can’t say I expected that. But he’s got the big beard. So he at least looks the part. Let’s see how they pair together.

Brock Lesnar def. Finn Balor to retain the WWE Universal Heavyweight Championship. Really good match. Maybe the match of the night. The formula was what you expected it to be. Balor defies the odds to make us believe he can beat Brock, only to have Brock pull it out in the end. But they really went all the way with it here. Balor had the majority of the offense in this match, with that corner-of-the-table spot adding that precious element of believably. They made it look like Balor spooked Brock. Thus, even in losing, Balor comes out better than he was going in.

2019 Men’s Royal Rumble:

– The Rumble Match kicked off at about the point the show should have ended. Mind you, I was still excited for it. But it’s been said a million times, and it needs to be said again here: These shows are too damn long.

– Really cool moment for Jeff Jarrett, coming out at number two. Nice little nostalgia moment. I was actually hoping they’d do the duet. They’ve never done that to kick off a Rumble before! Elias didn’t exactly endear himself to old school fans here. But Jarrett put him over. At the end of the day, it was the right thing to do.

– Didn’t expect Kurt Angle to be in and out so quickly. And he went out with such a whimper. Great to see him. I just wish we could have seen more.

– While Johnny Gargano and Pete Dunne were more than suitable NXT entrants in this match, this big one for my money was Aleister Black. Out of those three, I expect Black will be on the main roster the soonest. Eliminating Dean Ambrose certainly didn’t hurt his case in that regard.

– While he was a dark horse pick at best, I wouldn’t have minded seeing Mustafa Ali take this match. He’s got all the talent in the world, and nobody would have seen it coming. His elimination of Samoa Joe was a nice moment.

– Ugh. That was an ugly botched elimination by Lashley. He didn’t exactly look almighty there…

– Surprising to see Dolph Ziggler in this thing. Much less as the guy to eliminate Drew McIntyre. Rumor has it he’s got one foot out the door. Maybe they want him to put McIntyre over one more time before he goes.

– For a few minutes, that Nia Jax stuff was downright spooky. Don’t for a second put it past WWE to put her over in a spot like this. It turned out to be pretty harmless, and even a little fun. But oh, what might have been…

– This match wasn’t as suspenseful as last year’s. But as with the women’s match, the right person won. Congrats to Seth Rollins!

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A WWE Royal Rumble 2019 Preview – Who’s Going to Wrestlemania?

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Everybody comes back for the Rumble.

Well, maybe not everybody. But a lot of fans who are turned off by whatever crap WWE starts shoveling at us after Survivor Series, will inevitably check in for the Royal Rumble. If you’re a longtime wrestling fan, it’s ingrained in you. We’re trained to anticipate the Royal Rumble. Specifically, the Royal Rumble Match.

This show could be damn good, all things considered. It’ll be at Chase Field, which could potentially make for a magical vibe. We’ve also got a hot card, including what many consider to be a pair of dream matches. Brock Lesnar vs. Finn Balor and Ronda Rousey vs. Sasha Banks.

So let’s dive in…

FATAL FOUR-WAY MATCH FOR WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE:
Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Kalisto vs. Hideo Itami

If it hadn’t been relegated to the pre-show, then this could easily have opened the Rumble. It’s got great car-crash potential. It also gives the challengers a well-deserved chance to shine on a big stage. Particularly Hideo Itami. The days of KENTA seem so very long ago…

Since Mustafa Ali is now getting a push on Smackdown, that throws a monkey wrench into my predictions for the Cruiserweight Title at Wrestlemania. Now it’s anybody’s ball game. A match like this presents a good opportunity to take the belt off Murphy without actually pinning him, which makes me think we’re getting a title switch.

With that in mind, I’ll go with Itami on this one. He seems like the best choice out of the three challengers. Also, I’d be curious to see when his current deal is up. With the big All Elite Wrestling announcement, he might be someone they want to keep happy if there’s a risk of losing him to a budding competitor.

PREDICTION: Hideo Itami

WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH:
Rusev (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

Last year, Nakamura wins the Rumble Match. This year, he’s on the pre-show. If that’s not a statement for how his big push went, I don’t know what is.

That’s really all I’ve got for this one. While I can certainly appreciate two immigrants wrestling for the United States Title in these turbulent times, Nakamura essentially spun his wheels with that belt. Here’s hoping he can find his footing again this year. In the meantime, I see no reason why Rusev should drop it back to him.

PREDICTION: Rusev

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Bar (c) vs. Shane McMahon and The Miz

Aw hell, why not? Put the belts on Shane and Miz. It beats putting the Bar against the Usos and the New Day over and over again. Plus, this is obviously a means to an end. They put the titles on Shane and Miz so they can lose them, break up, and have a Wrestlemania match.

Also, giving the titles to Shane and Miz gives a less established team a great opportunity to take them via a screwjob finish. Heavy Machinery, perhaps? Maybe even SAnitY?

PREDICTION: Shane McMahon and The Miz

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Asuka (c) vs. Becky Lynch

This is the match that threw a monkey wrench into a lot of Royal Rumble predictions, mine included. Common sense seemed to indicate that Becky Lynch would enter and win this year’s Women’s Royal Rumble Match, and go on to challenge Ronda Rousey for the Raw Women’s Title at Wrestlemania, possibly with Charlotte Flair in there to make it a three-way. But then they went ahead and put Becky in this match. A match that, creatively speaking, it doesn’t make much sense for her to win. Unless they want to move Ronda over to Smackdown as Becky’s challenger. Come to think of it, that might be easier than somehow moving both Becky and Charlotte over to Raw

Granted, being in this match doesn’t mean she can’t compete in the Rumble later in the night. It’s certainly been done before on the men’s side of things. But this match has fans guessing, and all things considered, that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

It would be a shame to see Asuka lose here, as they just got her back on track. But assuming she is indeed about to headline Wrestlemania, Becky doesn’t need to eat a pinfall either. So I can only assume this match ends with some kind of screwball finish. Maybe Charlotte comes out with a kendo stick and starts beating on people. Either way, I’m thinking this one ends in a disqualification and Asuka goes home with the belt. Where that leaves her at Wrestlemania is anybody’s guess. But I imagine she’ll be walking in with the title.

PREDICTION: Asuka

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. AJ Styles

This one could go either way. Ever since Bryan got that WWE Championship back, it feels like the Smackdown title picture for Wrestlemania has been anybody’s ball game. There’s no reason AJ Styles can’t win it back, and walk into New Jersey as champion.

But somehow, I just don’t see it. With this new character, it feels like Daniel Bryan’s time. There’s a certain poetic quality to the idea of Bryan walking in with the WWE Championship five years after his big moment at Wrestlemania XXX. So one way or another, I think Bryan keeps the title. It’s just a question of who he defends against…

PREDICTION: Daniel Bryan

WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Sasha Banks

It feels like Ronda Rousey is a lot bigger than Sasha Banks, doesn’t it? Physically, I mean. But she really isn’t. Ronda is 5’7, Sasha is 5’5. Ronda supposedly weighs 134, Sasha weighs 117. So while Ronda is indeed larger, I don’t necessarily expect her to chuck Sasha around like a rag doll.

That’s not to say Sasha won’t fly. I expect we’ll see her take more than a few wicked bumps in this match. For better or worse, they’ve become a trademark of hers. One way or another, she’ll pull out all the stops for this one. I don’t know if we should call this one of the biggest matches of her career. But it’s definitely the biggest one she’s had since all those wars with Charlotte.

My opinion about Ronda losing before Wrestlemania has not changed: It ain’t gonna happen. Mind you, it would be a lot of fun to see Sasha pull off a surprise win, possibly due to interference from Becky or Charlotte, and defend against Bayley at Wrestlemania. But in the end, I really think Ronda wins here.

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey

WWE UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Finn Balor

They pulled a fast one on us here. For whatever reason, Braun Strowman is out and Finn Balor is in. Hell, I ain’t complainin’. This is a match people have wanted to see for a long time. And like Brock’s matches with AJ Styles and Daniel Bryan, I expect it will deliver.

But as it was with the Styles and Bryan matches, the outcome isn’t in doubt here. Brock wins. Still, this is a valuable opportunity for Balor. Since he came back after forfeiting the Universal Title, he’s been struggling to earn himself a full-time spot in that upper echelon of talent. He can use this match to take a giant step forward in that regard. This one should be good.

PREDICTION: Brock Lesnar

2019 WOMEN’S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH:

Please, for the love of God, keep Stephanie McMahon off commentary this year. They actually put the Women’s Rumble Match from last year on YouTube, but I couldn’t force to sit through an hour of her piss poor attempt at announcing. Just put Michael Cole or Tom Phillips with Renee Young and Beth Phoenix.

I count 23 announced participants in this match so far. If you count Trish Stratus and Lita, who will likely be unannounced entries, that brings it to 25. I’m sure we’ll see a few women from NXT and NXT UK. Maybe an entry or two from the Mae Young Classic. And of course, let’s not forget about Becky Lynch. She’s a prime candidate for the number 30 spot.

One woman who deserves to win, but almost certainly won’t? Ember Moon. I wanted them to put her over in the Battle Royal at Evolution. But alas, her number simply hasn’t been called yet. But one day it will. And then she’ll show the world just how damn good she can be. Ruby Riott is in that same boat. With or without the Riott Squad, she’s capable of an amazing performance at a show like Wrestlemania.

As much as I think we’d all love to see Becky enter and win this match, in making my prediction I have to assume that’s not what’s going to happen.

PREDICTION: Charlotte Flair

2019 MEN’S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH:

One of the caveats going into this match is that John Cena may not be in it anymore. Something about an ankle injury. Maybe it’s a work, maybe it’s not. Kinda sucks, but it’s not like he was winning it anyway.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Bray Wyatt pop up in this match. He’s been gone long enough that he’d qualify as a surprise entrant. Especially if he’s somehow the “new and improved” Bray Wyatt, with a freshened up look or something. Also, while he’s not listed as a participant, it would be a shame to leave EC3 out of this thing. A good performance in a Rumble Match would give him some nice momentum.

Interestingly enough, news broke this week that Abyss and Sonjay Dutt have left Impact Wrestling for WWE. While it doesn’t seem like he’s signing on to be a full-time wrestler, could the “Monster” of TNA wrestling wind up with a surprise appearance in the Royal Rumble Match? Sure. Why not? If AJ Styles can do it, Abyss can.

About a month ago I speculated about the winner of this year’s Rumble, as people do. The names I gave were Seth Rollins, AJ Styles, the Miz, Drew McIntyre, and the Rock. Out of those five men, only Rollins and McIntyre are actually in the match. Granted, Styles and Miz could end up in it, just like Becky could on the women’s end. But Rollins and McIntyre are apropos, as I wouldn’t be surprised if they were among the last four men in this match. Maybe the two of them, EC3, and…Rey Mysterio? Andrade? God forbid, Randy Orton?

In the end, Rollins is my pick. I would have loved for it to be Braun Strowman. But between the heel turn after Summerslam, and his frequent losses to Brock Lesnar, he’s simply not the guy right now. That doesn’t mean Strowman can’t wind up in the Rumble Match. In fact, I’d say it’s pretty likely he will be. But for my money, Lesnar vs. Rollins is the match.

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WWE World Cup Tournament: What It Should Be…

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Sadly, this WWE World Cup Tournament has officially fallen under the category of “Things that Could Have Been Awesome.” Come to think of it, the whole Crown Jewel show might just be under there as well…

On paper, I love the idea. Especially now that the roster is as large and diverse as it is. You’ve literally got athletes from across the globe. In one big tournament, they can represent their respective countries to determine the “best in the world.”

But that’s not quite how it’s turning out, is it? Thus far, four men have qualified: John Cena, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, Seth Rollins, and Dolph Ziggler. That’s right, folks. Six Americans. And thus, the World Cup tournament is revealed for what it really is: Something they’re using to cram as much star power into the show as possible.

But what if it wasn’t? What if they took this idea and actually got creative with it? What if they took 16 guys from all corners of WWE, each representing a different country. You start the tournament on free TV, narrowing the field down to eight for the pay per view. Then you just do it King of the Ring style. The winner gets an actual World Cup trophy, much like Braun Strowman got that green belt for winning the Greatest Royal Rumble, and maybe a future shot at either the WWE or Universal Championship?

But who would you put in such a tournament? What countries would be represented? I’m glad you asked. Here are my 16 picks for what should have been WWE’s World Cup Tournament. And for the heck of it, I’ll even give you my pick to win…

1. John Cena (USA)
No disrespect to Kurt Angle, but Cena is the guy to represent America in a scenario like this. Not only that, but he should make it all the way to the finals. I wouldn’t give him the win. But beating Cena would be a hell of an exclamation point for the winner to seal the deal. Cena is not only a a 16-time Heavyweight Champion, but many still consider him the face of the company.

2. Rey Mysterio (Mexico)
They’re about to put Rey Mysterio  in this tournament on Smackdown 1000 tomorrow night. That works for me. Rey  belongs in a tournament like this, representing Mexico. While Rey is heavily identified with California, and was indeed born on the west coast, he’s the man most casual fans identify with the Lucha Libre style. He’s got roots below the border as well, via his uncle, they original Rey Misterio (Yes, it’s spelled with an i.) Something tells me Mexican fans wouldn’t complain about Rey being their flag-waver.

3. Pete Dunne (United Kingdom)
With a new UK-branded show coming to the WWE Network in the near future, there isn’t a better time to feature the UK Champion, Pete Dunne. We’ve seen next to no trace of Dunne on the main roster, which is a shame, as he’s the kind of wrestler most casual fans haven’t seen much of. Going against a Cena or Mysterio would do wonders for him in terms of exposure.

4. Alexander Wolfe (Germany)
Forgot about Alexander Wolfe? Yeah, so has almost everyone else. It’s not necessarily his fault, as they’ve done virtually nothing with SAnitY since calling them up to Smackdown. Plucking Wolfe from obscurity would likely mean a first-round loss. But at least he’d get a match on television. That’s more than he’s gotten lately, isn’t it?

5. Rusev (Bulgaria)
Rusev has literally been a Bulgarian flag-waver for much of his WWE run. So having him in a tournament like this is pretty much a lay-up. It’s not necessarily the best timing in the world, as he’s in the middle of a bitter feud with Aiden English. I can see Rusev losing a first-round match due to interference from English, giving an upset win to an underdog. Like, maybe…

6. Kofi Kingston (Republic of Ghana)
It’s been a long time since WWE played up Kofi’s Ghanan roots. That’s been for the best, obviously. But it would be an excuse they could use to involve the New Day in a tournament like this. Not to mention shine a singles spotlight on Kofi again. Let us not forget, there was a time when he was a legit WWE Title contender.

7. Jinder Mahal (India)
This is another one where you have to suspend your disbelief, as Jinder is actually Canadian. But they spent all that time hyping up his Indian descent. So it’s an easy sell. Jinder wouldn’t get anywhere near the World Cup. But it’d be nice if he got a first-round win, just to throw him a bone. He’s fallen all the way back down the card since losing the WWE Championship.

8. Bobby Roode (Canada)
Do they even acknowledge Roode as being from Canada? It’s not listed on his WWE.com bio. Still, he’s legitimately Canadian. And while things haven’t exactly been glorious for him since he came to Raw, this would be a nice way to spotlight him. So long as they didn’t find a way to shoehorn Chad Gable and the Ascension into it…

9. Aleister Black (Holland)
Here we go. Now we’re talkin’.

The former NXT Champion, and WWE’s resident evil Dutchman. Black still has unfinished business in NXT (presumably with Tommaso Ciampa), but that doesn’t mean he can’t make a few main roster appearances like his predecessors did. Hell, they could even do a first-round match on NXT. Either way, this could have been a great way to introduce Black to a larger audience. An audience he’ll soon be spending plenty of time in front of, one way or another.

10. The Colons (Puerto Rico)
You want somebody for Aleister Black to beat? Here’s your sacrificial lamb, right here. Does it even matter which one? Legitimate talent notwithstanding, these guys have been enhancement match fodder for years now. Sorry, Puerto Rico. You folks got the short end of the stick on this one.

11. Cesaro (Switzerland)
The Swiss, on the other hand? They did alright for themselves.

Regardless of what some might consider to be a lack of charisma, Cesaro has proven time and again that he can turn in absolutely epic matches against top guys. Roman Reigns, John Cena, Seth Rollins, the list goes on. There’s no reason not to allow him to do the same in this setting. While I wouldn’t have him win it, he might very well turn in the match that steals the entire tournament.

12. Shinsuke Nakamura (Japan)
Rey Mysterio is about to earn his spot in the actual tournament by beating Nakamura. But in our fantasy scenario, Nakamura’s first-round opponent would be John Cena. The reigning United States Champion faces a man who some say embodies the spirit of America itself. Not a bad premise, eh? Now just don’t drop the big movie star on his head again…

13. Buddy Murphy (Australia)
The reigning Cruiserweight Champion would be 205 Live‘s contribution to the World Cup tournament. And a pretty damn good one, too. Murphy’s been an overachiever since joining the Cruiserweight Division, turning in stellar matches with the likes of Mustafa Ali and Cedric Alexander. I’d be very curious to see what he and Rey Mysterio could do in the ring together.

14. No Way Jose (Dominican Republic)
Yet another sacrificial lamb, I’m afraid. I can’t speak much for how this gimmick got over in NXT. But it has absolutely died on the main roster. These days, it seems like Jose’s purpose is to dance through backstage sketches. Still, I’d give him a chance to bring his own brand of international flavor to the World Cup tournament.

15. Finn Balor (Ireland)
If anybody on the main roster needs a big win these days, it’s Finn Balor. Not a win over Jinder Mahal on Raw. I’m talking a big, pay per view quality, resume-building win. I’d like to say I’d give it to him here. But I wouldn’t. I’d let him go to the semi-finals, though. Have him lose to either John Cena, or the man I’d actually have take the whole thing home…

16. Drew McIntyre (Scotland)
Here’s your guy, right here. This would be a hell of a crowning moment for a man who got released from WWE, reinvented himself around the world, got back in, won the NXT Championship, and then started stealing the show on Raw week after week.

Drew McIntyre may not have been the “chosen one” in 2009. But in 2019, he just might be. And if they wanted to make this World Cup actually mean something, they’d give it to one of the guys that’s poised to help carry the WWE brand into the next decade.

But alas, that’s just fantasy booking.

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WWE Hell in a Cell Predictions: Blowing Off Steam

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I don’t write about wrestling as much as I used to, but that doesn’t mean my passion for it has died down. So I hope you’ll indulge me during these predictions as I take some extra space to blow off some steam. This company has made some truly mind-blowing decisions lately. Most notably turning Braun Strowman and Becky Lynch heel.

But we’ll get into that as we go.

For now, let’s run down the card…

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The New Day (c) vs. Rusev & Aiden English

I’m split on this one.

Rusev and Aiden English winning the titles would be a great way to freshen up a tag division that has desperately needed it for about a year now. On the other hand, they just put the titles on the New Day. So taking them off this soon would be a little weird. Plus, Rusev and English have obviously been headed toward splitsville for awhile now. They shouldn’t be, but that’s another issue entirely.

I’m thinking English eats the pin here, and then turns on Rusev after the match. From there, we get a program between the two. Where the New Day go next is anybody’s guess. I’d love to see them try and revive SAnitY. But that ship may have sailed.

PREDICTION: The New Day

WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose

For the record, I’m still waiting on that Dean Ambrose heel turn. I know I’m not the only one…

But I don’t see it happening at Hell in a Cell. They obviously want to get some more mileage out of the Shield. I can’t say I blame them. In truth, this one could go either way. But I don’t see the titles coming off Ziggler and McIntyre, though. I imagine this Shield vs. Strowman/Ziggler/Reigns thing going until Survivor Series, if not TLC after that.

PREDICTION: Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:
The Miz & Maryse vs. Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

First and foremost, I give a hell of a lot of credit to Maryse for being in this match. She just cranked out a baby in March, and now she’s appearing in front of the world in what I can only assume will be skin-tight wrestling gear. That takes guts. On the other hand, she was pregnant on national television. So maybe it’s not such a big deal to her.

Either way, hopefully Bryan and Miz will do most of the in-ring work here. Like many die-hards, I have little to no patience for the Bella Twins. But after what we saw last Monday, it’s more than obvious the less we see of Brie in the ring, the better. Honestly, for all WWE’s talk about female empowerment, Nikki and Brie set the “women’s evolution” back a decade every time they’re shoehorned into the spotlight. What the hell are they doing on the same screen with Ronda Rousey? That’s the sports equivalent of putting the Kardashians next to Billie Jean King.

I may have gotten off-topic, here… I say we give this one to Bryan and Brie. Then the Miz vs. Bryan match at next month’s Super Show-Down can be a rubber match of sorts.

PREDICTION: Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch

This one didn’t quite go as planned, did it?

I boggles my mind that Vince McMahon, or Road Dogg, or whoever the creative genius was that booked it, people thought the fans would boo Becky Lynch. She’s one of the most natural babyfaces in the entire company. What’s more, that they would opt to boo the perenially underrated Becky, in favor of Charlotte, one of the most highly featured and decorated female performers they have. Well done, WWE. Well done…

If they were smart, they’d have Charlotte cheat to win this one. (She is a Flair, after all.) That way the audience gets the satisfaction of booing her, we’re not swimming against the current with Becky as the villain, and Charlotte gets to play a role she’s better suited for. But since they’ve been complete idiots lately, it’s more likely Charlotte will just go over clean.

PREDICTION: Charlotte Flair

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe

You know who this match makes me think of? Sting. No, seriously.

I don’t know what the general consensus is among fans, but I regret that Sting wasn’t able to hold the WWE Championship during his brief run in the company. He deserved to get that big, crowning moment from WWE after all he’d given to the business. He didn’t have to hold it long. Hell, he could have dropped it back to Rollins the next night. Either way, I just wanted that moment for Sting.

I want that moment for Samoa Joe, too.

Let’s be honest. Joe is 39 years old, and has been injury prone since his main roster debut. Yes, he’s taken his rightful place in the WWE Title picture. But we don’t know how long he’ll be there, or how long he can stay healthy. But here he is, in a WWE Championship Match on pay per view. So I say give him his moment. Honor Samoa Joe’s contributions to the wrestling industry. It’s not like he isn’t deserving of a title reign anyway. At the very least, give it to him for a few weeks, then let AJ take it back at Super Show-Down. Why the hell not?

In any event, there’s a decent chance Joe walks out with the belt anyway. This whole story with AJ’s family can go at least another month. Especially if they switch the dynamic, and make Joe champion. Yet another reason to put the belt on him.

PREDICTION: Samoa Joe

WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Alexa Bliss

I don’t see any reason for WWE to give the belt back to Alexa Bliss. Not now, anyway. I would think they’d want to keep the belt on Ronda until at least Wrestlemania. I imagine they’ll try and make this one a little longer than their Summerslam match. Most likely with various hijinks with Mickie James, Alicia Fox, and Natalya on the outside. But the outcome here has never been in doubt.

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey

HELL IN A CELL MATCH:
Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy

What’s interesting about this show, is that in years past they’ve struggled with creating big matches that truly felt worthy of being inside Hell in a Cell. They’ve often ended up shoehorning guys inside the cage just because the show is called Hell in a Cell. CM Punk and Ryback in 2012, for instance, did not need to be in the cell. Nor did Randy Orton and Sheamus in 2010.

In contrast, this year we had several matches that could have gotten the cage. Styles and Joe’s program is obviously very personal, so you can make an argument there. It’s a little soon for Charlotte and Becky. But as Charlotte was one of the first women to have a cell match, you can make that work. Then you have Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton, who of course, actually got it.

I don’t doubt they did Jeff a favor here. He’s said in the past that he’d love to have a Hell in a Cell Match, specifically with the Undertaker. So they met him halfway and gave him Orton. Not a bad deal, I’d say.

As it was with Mick Foley and Shane McMahon, we’re virtually guaranteed to get some kind of huge bump from Jeff in this match. And because the guys who take those bumps usually end up losing, Orton’s a pretty safe bet here. Plus, Jeff has supposedly been feeling the wear and tear lately. So it wouldn’t surprise me if he took an extended break after this one.

PREDICTION: Randy Orton

HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR WWE UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Roman Reigns (c) vs. Braun Strowman
Guest Referee: Mick Foley

While the addition of Mick Foley to this match makes sense, I don’t think this one needed the extra garnish. Roman and Braun have a proven track record of putting on some damn good matches. You’ve also got the Shield, Ziggler, and McIntyre for hijinks on the outside. What’s more, outside of pulling out Mr. Socko, Foley can’t get physical. While he will always be a natural addition to a Hell in a Cell scenario, to a certain extent he does feel out of place here.

Something else that feels out of place? Braun Strowman’s sudden and inexplicable heel turn. Vince McMahon is so desperate to get Roman Reigns cheered that he’s willing to deliberately miscast the one person who legitimately has enough fan support to become his top babyface. In 20 years as a wrestling fan, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anything like it.

Of course, in the spirit of “make Roman look strong,” I don’t see the Big Dog losing the belt here. He just won it, after all. I’m very interested to see how things shape up for him as we get closer to Wrestlemania. I assume he’s walking in with the title. So who do you put him with? Up until recently, I would have said Strowman. But this seems to nix that idea. A few days ago I read a rumor about the Rock. But that one’s been in orbit for years. A three-way with Rollins and Ambrose? Hmmm, now there’s an idea…

PREDICTION: Roman Reigns

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Summerslam Predictions: Pre-Show Matches

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

As we did with Wrestlemania earlier this year, we’re going to break down our Summerslam predictions into several days. There’s certainly no shortage of things to cover. First up, the pre-show match, and the Cruiserweight Title Match!

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:
Rusev and Lana vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas and Zelina Vega

There’s no way Rusev and Lana get the win here. Not just because Almas and Vega are still establishing themselves on Smackdown, but because we’ve got this whole Aiden English story playing out with Rusev. My guess is English somehow costs them the match.

But…do Rusev and English have to break up? They’re so great together!

PREDICTION: Andrade “Cien” Almas and Zelina Vega

WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Drew Gulak

I’ll be amazed if this one doesn’t get bumped to the pre-show. Amazed. Not because these two don’t deserve it. But that’s usually where these cruiserweight matches end up.

I’ve been watching a little more 205 Live lately. I’ve been into the show, but not necessarily Cedric as champion. They’re working hard to get him over, but he’s a pretty bland babyface. I’m ready for them to give Mustafa Ali a try. But for now, Cedric retains.

PREDICTION: Cedric Alexander

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