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WWE Super Show-Down Predictions – A Throw-Away Show?

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I’ve been debating over whether to call Super Show-Down a throw-away pay per view. It’s tempting. But I think a better term for it would be “special attraction pay per view.” If not for the special attraction WWE has thrown in for the overseas fans, this would be a pretty sub-standard pay per view.

The Greatest Royal Rumble was the same kind of show. Yes, we had the cage match between Roman and Brock. But in the end, we got a non-finish. What held that show up was the big Royal Rumble Match that Braun Strowman won. It’s the same thing with Super Show-Down and the Undertaker/Triple H match.

Still, they’ve definitely packed it full of talent. So let’s take a look.

WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Buddy Murphy

I’m blown away that this hasn’t been bumped to some kind of pre-show yet. Because 205 Live doesn’t build to pay per view matches. It builds to pay per view pre-show matches held in front of half-empty buildings. Don’t believe me? Ask Cedric Alexander and Drew Gulak how their Summerslam match went.

Yes, Buddy Murphy will be in his home country at Super Show-Down. But I still don’t see them taking the title off Cedric. My opinion hasn’t changed about Mustafa Ali being the man to take it from him, possibly at Wrestlemania next year. Or more accurately, the Wrestlemania pre-show.

PREDICTION: Cedric Alexander

Naomi & Asuka vs. The IIconics

You know what the problem is with the Smackdown Women’s Division these days? Actually, there are a a few. But do you know what the biggest problem is with the Smackdown Women’s Division these days? They turned the wrong woman heel. Instead of Becky Lynch (which was utterly stupid in the first place), it should have been Asuka.

It’s been painful, physically painful, to see Asuka’s fall from prominence since Wrestlemania. Charlotte beat her, and she’s become utterly and unbearably average. Just another name on the roster. This is unacceptable.

Billie Kay and Peyton Royce should take this one home. As they’re Australian, this match is tailor-made to give them a big win. But after the match, Asuka needs to turn on Naomi. This is the biggest stage she’s performed on in months, and the heel turn opportunity is practically gift-wrapped for them. For the love of God, give this woman something.

PREDICTION: The IIconics

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The New Day (c) vs. The Bar

This should be good, as these guys rarely disappoint. And while I’d be just fine with the Bar taking the titles, I wouldn’t look for it here. I’ve got to believe that when the time comes, they want them to drop the belts to a team that hasn’t had them before. I’d love for SAnitY to be that team. But maybe not. Either way, this will be another feel-good moment for the New Day down under.

PREDICTION: The New Day

John Cena & Bobby Lashley vs. Kevin Owens & Elias

I’ve actually been very surprised at how little we’ve seen John Cena since Wrestlemania. As far as I can remember, this is his first televised match, if not his first match altogether, since losing to the Undertaker. I’d be surprised if the good guys didn’t win here, specifically after an AA by Cena.

Oddly enough, the person I’m thinking about going into this match is Lio Rush. His on-screen partnership with Bobby Lashley is very much in its infancy. But it’s packed with intrigue. Lio Rush could, and I’ll emphasis could, be for Bobby Lashley what Paul Heyman was for Brock Lesnar. Those are huge shoes to fill. But give it time Even if Lio can’t fill them, he might surprise you by coming close.

PREDICTION: John Cena & Bobby Lashley

STIPULATION MATCH:
The Miz vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner gets a WWE Championship Match.

I was surprised to see Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella lose at Hell in a Cell. If they’d won, this would have been the rubber match between Bryan and Miz. But since they lost, I’m thinking Bryan picks up a clean win over Miz here. Bryan can go on to challenge whoever the WWE Champion is, and Miz can go on TV and complain that he’s beaten Bryan twice and deserves a shot himself.

But what’s fun about the WWE Title picture on Smackdown right now, is that the immediate future isn’t so obvious. There are a few ways this could go, most of which are intriguing. Coming out of Super Show-Down, we could be looking at AJ Styles vs. Daniel Bryan, or Samoa Joe vs. Daniel Bryan. Or perhaps AJ Styles vs. The Miz. Smackdown may very well avoid the annual “autumn slump.”

PREDICTION: Daniel Bryan

Ronda Rousey & The Bella Twins vs. The Riott Squad

I’m not a big fan of six-person tag matches on pay per views. I’ve been conditioned to see them as TV filler over the years. That, combined with the fact that the Bellas (Brie in particular) haven’t exactly turned in quality in-ring work lately, make me wonder if this is the bathroom-break match. Nothing personal, ladies.

There’s been plenty of buzz about Ronda defending the title against Nikki Bella at Evolution. As revolting as that sounds, it’s looking like that is indeed where we’re going. And if they’re going to do a heel turn with Nikki, this would be the place to do it. I’d still expect Ronda and the Bellas to win, though. Most likely with an armbar by the champ.

Incidentally, I really enjoyed that Ronda vs. Ruby match we got on Raw this past week. How about we make that the match for Evolution, instead of Ronda vs. Nikki?

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey & The Bella Twins

The Shield vs. Braun Strowman, Dolph Ziggler, & Drew McIntyre

Again, six-person tags and TV filler. But this one at least has a decent story going for it. I’ve actually been digging the stuff they’ve done with Dean Ambrose lately. Honestly, now is as good a time as ever for them to shoot for a Reigns vs. Rollins vs. Ambrose match for Wrestlemania. I’d go with that over Reigns vs. Rock.

I originally picked the Shield to go over here. But now that we’ve got a Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman vs. Brock Lesnar match on the horizon, I think it’s gotta be the heels. Have Braun pin Roman, perhaps due to a blunder with Ambrose. Thus, Braun has a little added credibility going into Crown Jewel.

PREDICTION: Braun Strowman, Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Charlotte Flair

Becky finally got her big win at Hell in a Cell. Now the question becomes, what do you do with this match? This is Flair’s championship rematch, of course. So if Becky can win this one, she should theoretically be done with Charlotte for awhile. Assuming they want Charlotte to remain a babyface, that’s probably the best course of action here. Right now, anyone they put against Becky is going to get booed.

In a perfect world, this is where Asuka would come in. A newly heel Asuka could make the perfect challenger for Becky, who for all intends and purposes is a babyface right now anyway. Considering how dominant Asuka used to be, if she can recapture some of that magic it might help Becky keep that underdog quality that fans love about her.

Mind you, that doesn’t leave much for Charlotte to sink her teeth into. I suppose you have the IIconics, Mandy Rose, and Sonya Deville. Maybe even Zelina Vega. But that’s all small potatoes by comparison. Hm. Perplexing…

PREDICTION: Becky Lynch

NO-DQ MATCH FOR WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe

They protected Samoa Joe in his loss to AJ Styles at Hell in a Cell. But nevertheless, he walked out empty-handed. The operative question here is, have they missed their chance to put the title on Joe?

I think the answer, at least for now, is yes.

If Joe takes the belt here, I think this program continues for at least another month. Styles will be owed a rematch, which he’ll probably get at Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia. Meanwhile, they will have already established a new top contender in the Miz/Bryan match. So they’d have to do a little more clean-up in that scenario. Plus, at this point they’ve kept the title on AJ for so long. They may as well let him carry it past the one-year mark. That’s a hell of a notch on his belt.

The time to give Joe the belt was Hell in a Cell. Granted, I’d love to be wrong. But for now, I think the best we can hope is that he gets an another opportunity somewhere down the road.

PREDICTION: AJ Styles

The Undertaker w/Kane vs. Triple H w/Shawn Michaels

There’s been some speculation about whether this match is the first in a series that will lead to Shawn Michaels coming out of retirement. First in a tag match with Hunter against Undertaker and Kane. Then another big one-on-one match with Undertaker.

I have no desire to see Shawn Michaels come out of retirement. I say that as a tried and true Shawn Michaels fan. His career had a perfect storybook ending that shouldn’t be tarnished. If he wants a little physicality, that’s fine. Throw a superkick, take a chokeslam, whatever. But no more matches. I want Shawn to be the one guy who keeps his word.

At this point in his career, I really don’t think the Undertaker should lose unless they’re trying to get a new star over, i.e. what they did with Roman at Wrestlemania 33. Obviously, that match sucked and was ill-conceived. But their intentions were good, and the right guy won.

But after all the “Is he retired?” drama that took place after that match, people want to see the Undertaker win. They want a Tombstone Piledriver and a pinfall. So I say we give that to them. Hopefully we get a good match in the process.

PREDICTION: The Undertaker

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WWE Hell in a Cell Predictions: Blowing Off Steam

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I don’t write about wrestling as much as I used to, but that doesn’t mean my passion for it has died down. So I hope you’ll indulge me during these predictions as I take some extra space to blow off some steam. This company has made some truly mind-blowing decisions lately. Most notably turning Braun Strowman and Becky Lynch heel.

But we’ll get into that as we go.

For now, let’s run down the card…

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The New Day (c) vs. Rusev & Aiden English

I’m split on this one.

Rusev and Aiden English winning the titles would be a great way to freshen up a tag division that has desperately needed it for about a year now. On the other hand, they just put the titles on the New Day. So taking them off this soon would be a little weird. Plus, Rusev and English have obviously been headed toward splitsville for awhile now. They shouldn’t be, but that’s another issue entirely.

I’m thinking English eats the pin here, and then turns on Rusev after the match. From there, we get a program between the two. Where the New Day go next is anybody’s guess. I’d love to see them try and revive SAnitY. But that ship may have sailed.

PREDICTION: The New Day

WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose

For the record, I’m still waiting on that Dean Ambrose heel turn. I know I’m not the only one…

But I don’t see it happening at Hell in a Cell. They obviously want to get some more mileage out of the Shield. I can’t say I blame them. In truth, this one could go either way. But I don’t see the titles coming off Ziggler and McIntyre, though. I imagine this Shield vs. Strowman/Ziggler/Reigns thing going until Survivor Series, if not TLC after that.

PREDICTION: Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:
The Miz & Maryse vs. Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

First and foremost, I give a hell of a lot of credit to Maryse for being in this match. She just cranked out a baby in March, and now she’s appearing in front of the world in what I can only assume will be skin-tight wrestling gear. That takes guts. On the other hand, she was pregnant on national television. So maybe it’s not such a big deal to her.

Either way, hopefully Bryan and Miz will do most of the in-ring work here. Like many die-hards, I have little to no patience for the Bella Twins. But after what we saw last Monday, it’s more than obvious the less we see of Brie in the ring, the better. Honestly, for all WWE’s talk about female empowerment, Nikki and Brie set the “women’s evolution” back a decade every time they’re shoehorned into the spotlight. What the hell are they doing on the same screen with Ronda Rousey? That’s the sports equivalent of putting the Kardashians next to Billie Jean King.

I may have gotten off-topic, here… I say we give this one to Bryan and Brie. Then the Miz vs. Bryan match at next month’s Super Show-Down can be a rubber match of sorts.

PREDICTION: Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch

This one didn’t quite go as planned, did it?

I boggles my mind that Vince McMahon, or Road Dogg, or whoever the creative genius was that booked it, people thought the fans would boo Becky Lynch. She’s one of the most natural babyfaces in the entire company. What’s more, that they would opt to boo the perenially underrated Becky, in favor of Charlotte, one of the most highly featured and decorated female performers they have. Well done, WWE. Well done…

If they were smart, they’d have Charlotte cheat to win this one. (She is a Flair, after all.) That way the audience gets the satisfaction of booing her, we’re not swimming against the current with Becky as the villain, and Charlotte gets to play a role she’s better suited for. But since they’ve been complete idiots lately, it’s more likely Charlotte will just go over clean.

PREDICTION: Charlotte Flair

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe

You know who this match makes me think of? Sting. No, seriously.

I don’t know what the general consensus is among fans, but I regret that Sting wasn’t able to hold the WWE Championship during his brief run in the company. He deserved to get that big, crowning moment from WWE after all he’d given to the business. He didn’t have to hold it long. Hell, he could have dropped it back to Rollins the next night. Either way, I just wanted that moment for Sting.

I want that moment for Samoa Joe, too.

Let’s be honest. Joe is 39 years old, and has been injury prone since his main roster debut. Yes, he’s taken his rightful place in the WWE Title picture. But we don’t know how long he’ll be there, or how long he can stay healthy. But here he is, in a WWE Championship Match on pay per view. So I say give him his moment. Honor Samoa Joe’s contributions to the wrestling industry. It’s not like he isn’t deserving of a title reign anyway. At the very least, give it to him for a few weeks, then let AJ take it back at Super Show-Down. Why the hell not?

In any event, there’s a decent chance Joe walks out with the belt anyway. This whole story with AJ’s family can go at least another month. Especially if they switch the dynamic, and make Joe champion. Yet another reason to put the belt on him.

PREDICTION: Samoa Joe

WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Alexa Bliss

I don’t see any reason for WWE to give the belt back to Alexa Bliss. Not now, anyway. I would think they’d want to keep the belt on Ronda until at least Wrestlemania. I imagine they’ll try and make this one a little longer than their Summerslam match. Most likely with various hijinks with Mickie James, Alicia Fox, and Natalya on the outside. But the outcome here has never been in doubt.

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey

HELL IN A CELL MATCH:
Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy

What’s interesting about this show, is that in years past they’ve struggled with creating big matches that truly felt worthy of being inside Hell in a Cell. They’ve often ended up shoehorning guys inside the cage just because the show is called Hell in a Cell. CM Punk and Ryback in 2012, for instance, did not need to be in the cell. Nor did Randy Orton and Sheamus in 2010.

In contrast, this year we had several matches that could have gotten the cage. Styles and Joe’s program is obviously very personal, so you can make an argument there. It’s a little soon for Charlotte and Becky. But as Charlotte was one of the first women to have a cell match, you can make that work. Then you have Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton, who of course, actually got it.

I don’t doubt they did Jeff a favor here. He’s said in the past that he’d love to have a Hell in a Cell Match, specifically with the Undertaker. So they met him halfway and gave him Orton. Not a bad deal, I’d say.

As it was with Mick Foley and Shane McMahon, we’re virtually guaranteed to get some kind of huge bump from Jeff in this match. And because the guys who take those bumps usually end up losing, Orton’s a pretty safe bet here. Plus, Jeff has supposedly been feeling the wear and tear lately. So it wouldn’t surprise me if he took an extended break after this one.

PREDICTION: Randy Orton

HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR WWE UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Roman Reigns (c) vs. Braun Strowman
Guest Referee: Mick Foley

While the addition of Mick Foley to this match makes sense, I don’t think this one needed the extra garnish. Roman and Braun have a proven track record of putting on some damn good matches. You’ve also got the Shield, Ziggler, and McIntyre for hijinks on the outside. What’s more, outside of pulling out Mr. Socko, Foley can’t get physical. While he will always be a natural addition to a Hell in a Cell scenario, to a certain extent he does feel out of place here.

Something else that feels out of place? Braun Strowman’s sudden and inexplicable heel turn. Vince McMahon is so desperate to get Roman Reigns cheered that he’s willing to deliberately miscast the one person who legitimately has enough fan support to become his top babyface. In 20 years as a wrestling fan, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anything like it.

Of course, in the spirit of “make Roman look strong,” I don’t see the Big Dog losing the belt here. He just won it, after all. I’m very interested to see how things shape up for him as we get closer to Wrestlemania. I assume he’s walking in with the title. So who do you put him with? Up until recently, I would have said Strowman. But this seems to nix that idea. A few days ago I read a rumor about the Rock. But that one’s been in orbit for years. A three-way with Rollins and Ambrose? Hmmm, now there’s an idea…

PREDICTION: Roman Reigns

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The Vince McMahon Nike Ad

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

With all the uproar over the Colin Kaepernick Nike ad, the internet has been doing what it does best: Cranking out memes. I’m not normally a big meme guy, but I spotted a few that actually got a chuckle out of me. Naturally, they’re mostly wrestling and fanboy related. But none got me quite like this Vince McMahon one did.

Credit goes out to whoever its creator is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Summerslam Predictions: Grudge Matches

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

We continue this year’s Summerslam predictions with “grudge matches,” i.e. matches that are based on personal issues and not titles. We’ve actually got a couple of pretty good ones this year, including a match that’s been in the making for the better part of a decade.

Finn Balor vs. Baron Corbin

Well, here we are again. I can’t say I was dying to see this one again. They obviously don’t see Finn Balor as a big priority right now. But the silver lining here is that he at least made the show. Unless the move this one to the pre-show. Which, come to think of it, is a real possibility.

I thought Finn would take the match at Extreme Rules, and that obviously didn’t happen. So I’m hoping he takes this one. It’s a far cry from becoming the first Universal Champion. But it’s better than nothing…

PREDICTION: Finn Balor

STIPULATION MATCH:
Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens
Winner keeps the Money in the Bank briefcase.

This is one of those instances where, for my money, a feud gets downgraded from one pay per view to another. At Extreme Rules, these two had a cage match. Here, they’re in a regular match. Granted, it’s got a hell of a stipulation attached to it. But it feels like this should have at least been a no-DQ match.

I wouldn’t have a problem with Owens taking the Money in the Bank contract away from Braun. He’d actually be a hell of a briefcase holder. But I really don’t think Braun should be losing a big match like this. Especially given the trouble he’s been having on TV lately with Jinder Mahal. God forbid his next pay per view match ends up being with Jinder…

Whoever wins this match is going to have eyes on them during the Brock Lesnar/Roman Reigns match. I’ve heard a few online pundits say a cash-in has to happen if that match is going to be even the least bit palatable. It may actually be the best chance they have, as I don’t see the Brooklyn crowd being happy about either Lesnar or Reigns walking out with the belt.

PREDICTION: Braun Strowman

Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz

This is a big one. It feels oddly rushed, considering how many years it’s been in the making. I suppose that’s just me wishing they’d have teased us a little more, and really built it to its boiling point.

The elephant in the room on this one is Daniel Bryan’s contract. It expires next month, and allegedly he hasn’t resigned. One would think then, that Miz takes this one. They could always swerve us and have Bryan take it, only to have Miz win a big match on television. But I’m thinking they want to give Miz a big win here. And frankly, he deserves it. I’d love to see this program catapult him into the WWE Title picture.

PREDICTION: The Miz

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Undertaker’s Next Opponent: Who Ya Got?

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Like it or not, the Undertaker’s wrestling career is not over. I was sore about that for awhile, given how emotional everything was at Wrestlemania 33. But what’s done is done.

From a wrestling standpoint, we’ve actually seen more of ‘Taker this year than we have in some years past. He worked John Cena at Wrestlemania, Rusev at the Greatest Royal Rumble, and was part of a six-man tag at a house show at Madison Square Garden. We’ll see him at least once more in October when he wrestles Triple H at WWE’s “largest live event ever” in Australia. There’s also been some buzz about him wrestling at Summerslam

But who do you put in the ring with an icon who has virtually nothing left to prove?

The answer is: Whoever can tell the best story with him. Not to mention who can have the bring out the best in him between the ropes.

There are some obvious names that come to mind. Some are a little more obscure than others. Either way, I’ve got five. Ring the bell, ya’ll…

1. John Cena

This, of course, is the most obvious one. After the Dean Man surprised Cena in April, these two have unfinished business. Business which may be on the table as soon as Summerslam. If not, then next year’s Wrestlemania. John Cena vs. The Undertaker isn’t exactly a match you can do at Backlash.

Cena has an easy in for a rematch. Let’s be honest: Undertaker surprised him after being silent for weeks. Cena called ‘Taker a coward before Wrestlemania, and in theory, he can still go out there and say that’s true. “Prove you’re not a coward, Undertaker. Fight me on an even playing field.” Give us the build-up we all thought we’d get for Wrestlemania this year.

2. The Miz

When you read as many comic books as I do, you tend to hear the saying, “A hero is only as good as the villain he fights.” In other words, a better bad guy means a better good guy. And you won’t find a better bad guy in WWE these days (on main roster at least…) than the Miz. He’s as deserving as anyone of a match against the Undertaker.

When Miz actually has something of substance to talk about, he cuts a great scathing bad guy promo. That’s why I see him running Undertaker down for being “old,” “irrelevant,” and “a relic from the ’90s.” I can’t imagine the match would be much to write home about. But it would make for a feel-good moment for ‘Taker, and a hell of a career moment for the Miz.

3. Roman Reigns

The other really obvious name. Undertaker and Roman Reigns have unfinished business.

At Wrestlemania 33, fans still had a bad taste in our mouths from Brock Lesnar breaking the Dean Man’s fabled undefeated streak. So seeing ‘Taker lose at Wrestlemania again was the last thing they wanted to see. Much less to Roman Reigns. It was yet another attempt to pass the torch to Roman, and give him his big crowning moment as the company’s top guy. The next night on Raw, he got one of the loudest negative reactions in company history.

You know what would get an equally strong positive reaction? Having ‘Taker pin Roman after a Tombstone. And at some point, having him tell “the Big Dog” that this will always be his yard.

Dolph Ziggler

When he came back to Raw, Dolph Ziggler talked a lot about how the locker room had become lazy and complacent. In his mind, who could be more lazy and complacent than the Undertaker? A 53-year-old man who wrestles sporadically, while still cashing major paychecks? And did we mention he gets treated like a god? Meanwhile, Ziggler works his ass off on a full-time schedule and gets a fraction of the respect ‘Taker does. For that character, that’s more than enough motivation to spark a conflict.

Why Dolph and not his run-in buddy, Drew McIntyre? No disrespect to Drew, who had to fight and claw his way back to WWE stardom. But I see Ziggler getting the better match out of Undertaker, bumping around and what not. And like the Miz, Ziggler cuts a hell of a scathing promo. This one is a long shot, but it’d be worth it.

AJ Styles

The Phenom vs. The Phenomenal One. I’ve been calling for this one since Wrestlemania 32. I was pitching for AJ to come out, say he came to WWE to face the very best, and then challenge the Undertaker. He can do the exact same thing now. Only he can do it more credibly, given all he’s done in the company.

To be clear, I’m not advocating for Undertaker to win the WWE Championship again. But this match doesn’t need the title anyway. This match has all the natural intrigue in the world. And is there any doubt that if anyone in the entire industry is capable of getting one more great match out of the Undertaker, it’s AJ Styles? I sure as hell don’t.

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SDCC Trailer Reactions: Aquaman, Fantastic Beasts, and More!

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

A butt-load of trailers dropped at San Diego Comic Con this weekend.

Let’s talk about some, shall we?

Aquaman:

Yes, this looks pretty in an Avatar sort of way. But I’m not super optimistic about this one. Aquaman as a dude bro didn’t work for me in Justice League, and it certainly doesn’t work as its own movie. I see people rejecting this movie, much as they rejected Green Lantern. So it’s fitting in that sense that I can’t look at Jason Momoa without seeing Roman Reigns…

SHAZAM!

Kinda wish they’d gone a little younger with Billy Batson. But other than that, I can’t bring myself to complain about much here. SHAZAM! looks like it might be fun. And if these DC movies have been lacking one thing above all else, it’s that. Plus, Zachary Levi is a good choice.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

In the first one, they overhyped Bryan Cranston’s role in the movie to the point that it looked like Godzilla vs. Walter White. Then they got rid of Cranston in the first act. This one looks like Godzilla vs. Eleven. So if it’s anything like last time, we’ll see Millie Bobbie Brown about as much as we saw Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace.

This trailer only served to remind me that we have to wait another year for the next season of Stranger Things

The Walking Dead, Season 9:

It’s fashionable to crap on The Walking Dead nowadays. And in all fairness, the bloom is indeed off this undead rose. But I’m still into it. Especially Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan.

So with Andrew Lincoln (Rick) and Lauren Cohan (Maggie) both leaving the show, The Walking Dead season 9 has the unenviable task of writing out two major characters. The downside there is rather obvious. But the upside is that the show is going to look markedly different than the comics from here on out. From a predictability standpoint, that’s a great thing.

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald:

“What Mr. Scamander fears above everything else is…”
“Having to work in an office, sir.”

Join the club, kid.

Mrs. Primary Ignition will end up taking me to see this.But honestly, I’m having trouble caring. Call me when they start covering what happens after Deathly Hallows.

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WWE Extreme Rules 2018 Preview – Roman Reigns or Bobby Lashley?

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I honestly hadn’t realized how stacked this card was until I looked at all the matches. They’ve announced 11, and don’t think they couldn’t tack another one on to the pre-show.

Don’t sleep on Extreme Rules folks. I’ve got a feeling this one is going to deliver…

TABLES MATCH:
The New Day vs. SAnitY

I’ve got high expectations for this one. These six are on pre-show duty. But that’s never stopped the New Day from stealing the show in the past. And you’ve got to believe the SAnitY guys are all hungry.

SAnitY has already taken a loss since arriving on the main roster. But they’re hardly an afterthought. Quite the opposite, in fact. I see them scoring a big win over the New Day here. They may end up challenging for the Smackdown Tag Titles sooner than we think.

PREDICTION: SAnitY

Finn Balor vs. Baron Corbin

I’ll give credit where credit is due: They’ve finally found a good nice for Baron Corbin. He’s perfectly cast as the smug “constable” of Raw. He even shaved that god awful skullet. Things may finally be looking up for this guy. In fact, while I was initially split on who to pick here, I’m inclined to go with Corbin over Balor. He can cheat to win, and then hide behind Stephanie McMahon as he holds it over Balor. I don’t necessarily want to see this again at Summerslam, though. I’d give these two a blow-off match on Raw.

PREDICTION: Baron Corbin

WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt (c) vs. The B-Team

So what do you do here? Do you put the belts on Dallas and Axel? I think they can. But I don’t necessarily think they should. These guys are such a great underdog team. I think it’s a better story if they save it until Summerslam.  That way they can do a backstage segment before the match where they bump into Miz, who throws some shade at his former proteges. But in the end, Dallas and Axel get their big moment. A well-deserved moment, might I add. These guys obviously have talent. But between bad gimmicks, bad booking, and bad timing, not much has happened for them. I’m excited to see them get their moment in the sun. Extreme Rules, however, is probably not that night.

PREDICTION: Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt

STIPULATION MATCH FOR WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE:
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka
James Ellsworth will be suspended above the ring in a shark cage.

As much of a Carmella fan as I am, and as happy as I am that she’s got James Ellsworth back at her side, she needs to drop the belt here. Not because she hasn’t done a fine job carrying it, but because Asuka needs to get her mojo back. The woman who went on an unprecedented undefeated streak between NXT and the main roster, including a victory in the inaugural Women’s Royal Rumble Match, now seems almost like just another name on the roster. That’s unacceptable. The loss at Money in the Bank? I can swallow that. Especially because Carmella had Ellsworth’s help. But two in a row? No. Carmella can take the belt back at some point down the road. For now, I’m thinking Asuka gets the belt and then sets out to avenge her Wrestlemania loss to Charlotte Flair.

PREDICTION: Asuka

WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH:
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

The only person in WWE who needs a big win more than Asuka is Shinsuke Nakamura. Ironically, these two were the big winners at the Royal Rumble, and we thought they’d be getting career wins at Wrestlemania. Not so much, it turns out. I almost feel like they should team up and form some kind of head-kicking Japanese revenge squad.

There was a lot of talk last month about who “needed” the Money in the Bank briefcases. In hindsight, obviously no one needed anything. It was all about what stories they had in mind. Case in point, what happened with Alexa Bliss. I’ll say this though, there’s absolutely no need for Jeff Hardy to have the United States Championship. He could challenge for the WWE Championship at any given time, and I assume he was only given the title as a means to get it over to Smackdown. Nakamura, on the other hand, would really benefit from having it. This is a guy who had several opportunities to take the WWE Title off AJ Styles, and couldn’t get the job done. The heel turn did wonders in terms of revitalizing him. The US Title is the next step.

PREDICTION: Shinsuke Nakamura

30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH FOR WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE:
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins

I know there are a good amount of fans hoping Seth Rollins will be the one to take the Universal Championship off Brock Lesnar. My response to that? Don’t hold your breath…

That’s not to say he doesn’t deserve it, though. Since the big Gaunlet Match a few months back, Rollins has been like a new man. Come to think of it, Ziggler feels that way too. The change of scenery, the alliance with Drew McIntyre, and his recent string of great matches with Rollins have revitalized him in a way I didn’t think possible.

Of course, Ziggler’s long term project is the story with McIntyre. At some point they’re going to turn on each other, at which point a feud for the IC Title will likely take place. You’ve got to think McIntyre gets the belt in that scenario. Ergo, by hook or by crook, Ziggler gets the win here. Dolph Ziggler beats Seth Rollins on pay per view? It seems unthinkable! But stranger things have happened…

PREDICTION: Dolph Ziggler

EXTREME RULES MATCH FOR WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE:
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax

The story here is that Ronda Rousey is going to be sitting at ringside. So naturally, she gets physical at some point. The only question is whether it’ll be during or after the match. I’m thinking they do something during the match, where Ronda somehow costs Nia the title. Ergo, they do Ronda vs. Alexa at Summerslam, where I presume Ronda wins the belt. Then in the fall, Nia has a legit claim for a title match.

There’s been some speculation about having Alexa defend against both Rousey and Jax a Triple-Threat Match.  But I think Alexa vs. Ronda is the better, simpler story. So here’s hoping they go that route.

PREDICTION: Alexa Bliss

STEEL CAGE MATCH:
Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens

You know what they probably considered for this? A Porta Potty Match. As in, loser is the one who gets stuffed into the Porta Potty. Oh c’mon! You know that crossed their mind…

While a victory for Strowman seems like the obvious way to go, I’m going to give this one to Kevin Owens. This is one of the few matches Braun can lose without having to eat a pinfall. So have Owens escape the cage, and do the rematch at Summerslam. Mind you, I’d much rather Strowman be challenging for the Universal Title at that show. But I’m thinking that spot goes to somebody else.

PREDICTION: Kevin Owens

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No

This feels like a resume-booster for Harper and Rowan. Something the announcers can refer back to as time goes on. “The Bludgeon Brothers even defeated Team Hell No!”

Whether or not Bryan is leaving WWE when his contract expires, I don’t really see the point in putting the tag belts back on Team Hell No. Having them back together has made for a nice nostalgia moment. But Harper and Rowan are doing just fine. Let them pin Kane to win this one, and then have Bryan move on to a big singles match at Summerslam.

PREDICTION: The Bludgeon Brothers

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev

Let’s not kid ourselves. There’s no way AJ and Rusev get the main event spot. It’d be a hell of a nice surprise. But don’t look for it. Don’t look for Rusev to win the title, either. AJ Styles is primed for a big title match next month at Summerslam, most likely against Samoa Joe or Daniel Bryan.

Still, one can’t downplay what a big deal this is for Rusev. He was supposedly asking for his release around Wrestlemania, and now he’s wrestling for the WWE Championship on pay per view. Not a bad turn of events for the “Bulgarian Brute.”

PREDICTION: Rusev

Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley

Considering how abysmal the Bobby Lashley/Sami Zayn was, this Lashley/Reigns stuff has been a pleasant surprise. They’ve kept it simple. Not to mention personal. This one has a big fight feel to it. That’s something Lashley has desperately needed to be part of since his return.

While it hasn’t been stated upright, the implication here is that the winner will get a title match with Brock Lesnar. Most likely at Summerslam. While we’ve heard a lot about Roman Reigns supposedly getting yet another shot at Brock, from a story perspective I don’t see how Lashley can lose this one. They’ve made such a big deal out of him since he came back. A loss here would really take the wind from his sails. What’s more, Lesnar vs. Lashley is a match we haven’t seen before. Whereas we’ve seen Lesnar vs. Reigns twice this year.

I’m in what seems to be the minority group amongst WWE fans: People who like what they’re doing with Brock Lesnar. It’s a good story. They’re using the inherent entitlement and possessiveness of wrestling fans against them, and getting more mileage out of Lesnar in the process. What happened between Brock and Daniel Cormier at UFC 226 only adds fuel to the fire. It sets the stage perfectly for a babyface to bring the title back to Raw as a conquering hero.

But as much as Vince McMahon wants to shoehorn Roman Reigns into that spot, it’s just not meant to be. So why not give Lashley a shot at it? At the very least, he’s a new opponent for Brock. Best case scenario, WWE’s reinvestment in him pays off big time.

PREDICTION: Bobby Lashley

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