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Astonishing Art: Hulk Hogan/Ultimate Warrior by Matt Ryan Tobin

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Ah, the blessed naivete of childhood. When we were all blissfully unaware of what racist comments and family scandals would do to Hulk Hogan’s career. And while we may have had some idea that the Ultimate Warrior was raving lunatic, we couldn’t know just how weird it would get, or how low he would stoop.

But for ’80s kids the world over, Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior were, and to a large extent still are, childhood icons. So when they went head to head at Wrestlemania VI, it was like two superheroes facing off. And at some point, you had to make a choice. Which hero do you root for? Hogan or Warrior?

Everything great about the epic and flamboyant collision that was Hogan vs. Warrior is captured in the above piece by Matt Ryan Tobin. Is he the first artist to do the whole “Hulk’s opponent as the tearing shirt” thing? If so, I’m amazed it’s taken more than 30 years to make it happen. But even if he’s not, he’s clearly eclipsed any of his predecessors.

Everything about this just screams ’80s cinematic glory. From the way the figures are drawn and lit, to the lightning, even down to some of the typography. It actually looks like the art for a VHS tape box. Except old school WWF fans never had it this good back in the day!

More of Matt Ryan Tobin’s art, including a pair of epic TMNT movie posters, can be found on his official site. He can also be found on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

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WWE Hell in a Cell Predictions: Blowing Off Steam

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I don’t write about wrestling as much as I used to, but that doesn’t mean my passion for it has died down. So I hope you’ll indulge me during these predictions as I take some extra space to blow off some steam. This company has made some truly mind-blowing decisions lately. Most notably turning Braun Strowman and Becky Lynch heel.

But we’ll get into that as we go.

For now, let’s run down the card…

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The New Day (c) vs. Rusev & Aiden English

I’m split on this one.

Rusev and Aiden English winning the titles would be a great way to freshen up a tag division that has desperately needed it for about a year now. On the other hand, they just put the titles on the New Day. So taking them off this soon would be a little weird. Plus, Rusev and English have obviously been headed toward splitsville for awhile now. They shouldn’t be, but that’s another issue entirely.

I’m thinking English eats the pin here, and then turns on Rusev after the match. From there, we get a program between the two. Where the New Day go next is anybody’s guess. I’d love to see them try and revive SAnitY. But that ship may have sailed.

PREDICTION: The New Day

WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose

For the record, I’m still waiting on that Dean Ambrose heel turn. I know I’m not the only one…

But I don’t see it happening at Hell in a Cell. They obviously want to get some more mileage out of the Shield. I can’t say I blame them. In truth, this one could go either way. But I don’t see the titles coming off Ziggler and McIntyre, though. I imagine this Shield vs. Strowman/Ziggler/Reigns thing going until Survivor Series, if not TLC after that.

PREDICTION: Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:
The Miz & Maryse vs. Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

First and foremost, I give a hell of a lot of credit to Maryse for being in this match. She just cranked out a baby in March, and now she’s appearing in front of the world in what I can only assume will be skin-tight wrestling gear. That takes guts. On the other hand, she was pregnant on national television. So maybe it’s not such a big deal to her.

Either way, hopefully Bryan and Miz will do most of the in-ring work here. Like many die-hards, I have little to no patience for the Bella Twins. But after what we saw last Monday, it’s more than obvious the less we see of Brie in the ring, the better. Honestly, for all WWE’s talk about female empowerment, Nikki and Brie set the “women’s evolution” back a decade every time they’re shoehorned into the spotlight. What the hell are they doing on the same screen with Ronda Rousey? That’s the sports equivalent of putting the Kardashians next to Billie Jean King.

I may have gotten off-topic, here… I say we give this one to Bryan and Brie. Then the Miz vs. Bryan match at next month’s Super Show-Down can be a rubber match of sorts.

PREDICTION: Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch

This one didn’t quite go as planned, did it?

I boggles my mind that Vince McMahon, or Road Dogg, or whoever the creative genius was that booked it, people thought the fans would boo Becky Lynch. She’s one of the most natural babyfaces in the entire company. What’s more, that they would opt to boo the perenially underrated Becky, in favor of Charlotte, one of the most highly featured and decorated female performers they have. Well done, WWE. Well done…

If they were smart, they’d have Charlotte cheat to win this one. (She is a Flair, after all.) That way the audience gets the satisfaction of booing her, we’re not swimming against the current with Becky as the villain, and Charlotte gets to play a role she’s better suited for. But since they’ve been complete idiots lately, it’s more likely Charlotte will just go over clean.

PREDICTION: Charlotte Flair

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe

You know who this match makes me think of? Sting. No, seriously.

I don’t know what the general consensus is among fans, but I regret that Sting wasn’t able to hold the WWE Championship during his brief run in the company. He deserved to get that big, crowning moment from WWE after all he’d given to the business. He didn’t have to hold it long. Hell, he could have dropped it back to Rollins the next night. Either way, I just wanted that moment for Sting.

I want that moment for Samoa Joe, too.

Let’s be honest. Joe is 39 years old, and has been injury prone since his main roster debut. Yes, he’s taken his rightful place in the WWE Title picture. But we don’t know how long he’ll be there, or how long he can stay healthy. But here he is, in a WWE Championship Match on pay per view. So I say give him his moment. Honor Samoa Joe’s contributions to the wrestling industry. It’s not like he isn’t deserving of a title reign anyway. At the very least, give it to him for a few weeks, then let AJ take it back at Super Show-Down. Why the hell not?

In any event, there’s a decent chance Joe walks out with the belt anyway. This whole story with AJ’s family can go at least another month. Especially if they switch the dynamic, and make Joe champion. Yet another reason to put the belt on him.

PREDICTION: Samoa Joe

WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Alexa Bliss

I don’t see any reason for WWE to give the belt back to Alexa Bliss. Not now, anyway. I would think they’d want to keep the belt on Ronda until at least Wrestlemania. I imagine they’ll try and make this one a little longer than their Summerslam match. Most likely with various hijinks with Mickie James, Alicia Fox, and Natalya on the outside. But the outcome here has never been in doubt.

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey

HELL IN A CELL MATCH:
Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy

What’s interesting about this show, is that in years past they’ve struggled with creating big matches that truly felt worthy of being inside Hell in a Cell. They’ve often ended up shoehorning guys inside the cage just because the show is called Hell in a Cell. CM Punk and Ryback in 2012, for instance, did not need to be in the cell. Nor did Randy Orton and Sheamus in 2010.

In contrast, this year we had several matches that could have gotten the cage. Styles and Joe’s program is obviously very personal, so you can make an argument there. It’s a little soon for Charlotte and Becky. But as Charlotte was one of the first women to have a cell match, you can make that work. Then you have Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton, who of course, actually got it.

I don’t doubt they did Jeff a favor here. He’s said in the past that he’d love to have a Hell in a Cell Match, specifically with the Undertaker. So they met him halfway and gave him Orton. Not a bad deal, I’d say.

As it was with Mick Foley and Shane McMahon, we’re virtually guaranteed to get some kind of huge bump from Jeff in this match. And because the guys who take those bumps usually end up losing, Orton’s a pretty safe bet here. Plus, Jeff has supposedly been feeling the wear and tear lately. So it wouldn’t surprise me if he took an extended break after this one.

PREDICTION: Randy Orton

HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR WWE UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Roman Reigns (c) vs. Braun Strowman
Guest Referee: Mick Foley

While the addition of Mick Foley to this match makes sense, I don’t think this one needed the extra garnish. Roman and Braun have a proven track record of putting on some damn good matches. You’ve also got the Shield, Ziggler, and McIntyre for hijinks on the outside. What’s more, outside of pulling out Mr. Socko, Foley can’t get physical. While he will always be a natural addition to a Hell in a Cell scenario, to a certain extent he does feel out of place here.

Something else that feels out of place? Braun Strowman’s sudden and inexplicable heel turn. Vince McMahon is so desperate to get Roman Reigns cheered that he’s willing to deliberately miscast the one person who legitimately has enough fan support to become his top babyface. In 20 years as a wrestling fan, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anything like it.

Of course, in the spirit of “make Roman look strong,” I don’t see the Big Dog losing the belt here. He just won it, after all. I’m very interested to see how things shape up for him as we get closer to Wrestlemania. I assume he’s walking in with the title. So who do you put him with? Up until recently, I would have said Strowman. But this seems to nix that idea. A few days ago I read a rumor about the Rock. But that one’s been in orbit for years. A three-way with Rollins and Ambrose? Hmmm, now there’s an idea…

PREDICTION: Roman Reigns

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The Vince McMahon Nike Ad

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

With all the uproar over the Colin Kaepernick Nike ad, the internet has been doing what it does best: Cranking out memes. I’m not normally a big meme guy, but I spotted a few that actually got a chuckle out of me. Naturally, they’re mostly wrestling and fanboy related. But none got me quite like this Vince McMahon one did.

Credit goes out to whoever its creator is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Summerslam Predictions: AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Two TNA originals wrestling for the WWE Championship at Summerslam. Who’da thunk it? It’s a damn shame there’s still that glass ceiling above them. No matter how great AJ’s matches are, Smackdown just can’t get a pay per view main event. And yes, I do think it’s about Smackdown being the “B-show,” as opposed to anything AJ is or isn’t doing.

We need to be careful with our expectations on this one. Let’s be honest: At Wrestlemania, Styles vs. Nakamura was a disappointment. Not because they had a bad match, but because expectations were impossibly high. Styles vs. Joe could easily fall into the same trap.

This one could go either way. One way or another, I’m sure these two will rematch. Word leaked awhile back that WWE was advertising Styles vs. Joe for Hell in a Cell, inside the namesake structure. Because this feud has gotten so personal so quickly, I’m inclined to believe that’s still the plan.

But I’m going to go with AJ. Joe absolutely deserves a run with the title at some point. But in the realm of WWE, Styles is really starting to build a legacy for himself with that title. Think about everybody he’s overcome in the last year to retain it. And of course, think about what a moment it will be when somebody finally beats him.

I’m just gonna say it: Do the title change at Survivor Series. Miz beats Styles. Book it!

PREDICTION: AJ Styles

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Summerslam Predictions: Title Matches

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

So they went ahead and added to the pre-show. So I added the Raw Tag Title bout to this batch of predictions…

PRE-SHOW MATCH FOR WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLES:

So yeah, the B-Team. I hate to say it, but I’m kinda over them already. Maybe if they’d drawn out the title chase a more, and built up to a switch here, I’d still be rooting for them. But it feels like their big underdog arc has come to its end, and there’s nothing left for them to do but lose the belts.

The Revival have gotten a raw deal since showing up on the main roster. To be fair, that’s not entirely anyone’s fault. They’ve been plagued by injuries. But they’ve been able to stay healthy for a little while. So I say we try them with the titles. Let’s try to return them at least a fraction of the credibility they had in NXT.

PREDICTION: The Revival

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. The New Day

While I like Harper and Rowan as champs, the tag team scene on Smackdown desperately needs a shake-up. I’m sure the New Day will give us a good match. But we need new challengers. Heck, I’d have put the Bar, or even Rusev and Aiden English in this match before going back to the well with the New Day.

I don’t see a good reason to take the belts off Harper and Rowan right now. They aren’t the problem. Rather, it’s a lack of compelling opponents.

PREDICTION: The Bludgeon Brothers

WWE UNITED STATES TITLES MATCH:
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Jeff Hardy

It seemed fairly obvious that Randy Orton was getting added to this match. But they’ve mysteriously kept him off the card entirely. I assume he’ll be doing a run-in to cost Jeff the match. If he’s left off the show entirely, we might assume it’s because WWE is indeed “looking into” recent allegations against him.

Putting the title on Nakamura at Extreme Rules was the right move, and they need to stay the course in this match by keeping the belt on him. There’s been some buzz lately about Nakamura potentially going back to Japan when his contract expires. At this point, I can’t say I’d blame him. His main roster run has been checkered at best.

PREDICTION: Shinsuke Nakamura

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins

This one is a little bit like the Kevin Owens vs. Brain Strowman match. These guys main-evented Extreme Rules with an Iron Man Match, but now they’re just in a regular match? The presence of Drew McIntyre and Dean Ambrose notwithstanding, that seems like a downgrade.

Ah yes, Dean Ambrose. He’s back, and that’s a reason to celebrate. I’m sure another Shield reunion is coming. Survivor Series seems to be a likely place for it. But I’m ready for a Dean Ambrose heel turn sooner rather than later. And who better to put him against than Rollins, with the Intercontinental Title on the line? Ergo, Rollins gets the win and the title here.

PREDICTION: Seth Rollins

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Summerslam Predictions: Women’s Evolution

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Carmella (c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair

When you look at the timing of this Evolution pay per view they’ve got for the women in October, it seems like the top of the card is shaping up to be Ronda vs. Natalya, Sasha Banks vs. Bayley, and Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair. The latter of which would be for the Smackdown Women’s Championship.

They’re sewing obvious seeds of dissension between Becky and Charlotte. I dig that. It makes for a great friends-turned-enemies match. Not to mention a much deserved turn in the spotlight for Becky. She deserves to win the title at either Summerslam or Evolution.

But with the addition of Charlotte to this match, I think Becky is going to have to wait until October. There’s been buzz for months about Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte supposedly headlining Wrestlemania 35. Given all the self-congratulating they love to do over this “women’s evolution stuff,” that seems not only possible, but likely. I think you’ve got to have Charlotte as a heel for a match like that. Not just because of how fans have taken to Rousey, but because Charlotte is better as a heel anyway. She is Ric Flair’s daughter, after all.

What we’re seeing on TV these days is the spark that lights that fire. And in the process of turning to the dark side, Charlotte will steal Becky’s hard-earned spotlight.

PREDICTION: Charlotte Flair

WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Ronda Rousey

Think back to a few years ago, when Alexa Bliss was managing Blake and Murphy. Who’da thunk she’d wind wrestling Ronda Rousey in a high profile pay per view match like this? Make no mistake, this is a career match for her. And I’m expecting a good performance from her. She’s so expressive and flamboyant out there, which is perfect for a high-profile story like this.

Looking ahead, my guess is Ronda wins the title here, rematches Alexa at Hell in a Cell, then finally wrestles Natalya at Evolution. All the while, they can play up that the heels all think she’s an undeserving rookie champion.

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey

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Summerslam Predictions: Grudge Matches

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

We continue this year’s Summerslam predictions with “grudge matches,” i.e. matches that are based on personal issues and not titles. We’ve actually got a couple of pretty good ones this year, including a match that’s been in the making for the better part of a decade.

Finn Balor vs. Baron Corbin

Well, here we are again. I can’t say I was dying to see this one again. They obviously don’t see Finn Balor as a big priority right now. But the silver lining here is that he at least made the show. Unless the move this one to the pre-show. Which, come to think of it, is a real possibility.

I thought Finn would take the match at Extreme Rules, and that obviously didn’t happen. So I’m hoping he takes this one. It’s a far cry from becoming the first Universal Champion. But it’s better than nothing…

PREDICTION: Finn Balor

STIPULATION MATCH:
Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens
Winner keeps the Money in the Bank briefcase.

This is one of those instances where, for my money, a feud gets downgraded from one pay per view to another. At Extreme Rules, these two had a cage match. Here, they’re in a regular match. Granted, it’s got a hell of a stipulation attached to it. But it feels like this should have at least been a no-DQ match.

I wouldn’t have a problem with Owens taking the Money in the Bank contract away from Braun. He’d actually be a hell of a briefcase holder. But I really don’t think Braun should be losing a big match like this. Especially given the trouble he’s been having on TV lately with Jinder Mahal. God forbid his next pay per view match ends up being with Jinder…

Whoever wins this match is going to have eyes on them during the Brock Lesnar/Roman Reigns match. I’ve heard a few online pundits say a cash-in has to happen if that match is going to be even the least bit palatable. It may actually be the best chance they have, as I don’t see the Brooklyn crowd being happy about either Lesnar or Reigns walking out with the belt.

PREDICTION: Braun Strowman

Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz

This is a big one. It feels oddly rushed, considering how many years it’s been in the making. I suppose that’s just me wishing they’d have teased us a little more, and really built it to its boiling point.

The elephant in the room on this one is Daniel Bryan’s contract. It expires next month, and allegedly he hasn’t resigned. One would think then, that Miz takes this one. They could always swerve us and have Bryan take it, only to have Miz win a big match on television. But I’m thinking they want to give Miz a big win here. And frankly, he deserves it. I’d love to see this program catapult him into the WWE Title picture.

PREDICTION: The Miz

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