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WWE Hell in a Cell Predictions: Blowing Off Steam

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I don’t write about wrestling as much as I used to, but that doesn’t mean my passion for it has died down. So I hope you’ll indulge me during these predictions as I take some extra space to blow off some steam. This company has made some truly mind-blowing decisions lately. Most notably turning Braun Strowman and Becky Lynch heel.

But we’ll get into that as we go.

For now, let’s run down the card…

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The New Day (c) vs. Rusev & Aiden English

I’m split on this one.

Rusev and Aiden English winning the titles would be a great way to freshen up a tag division that has desperately needed it for about a year now. On the other hand, they just put the titles on the New Day. So taking them off this soon would be a little weird. Plus, Rusev and English have obviously been headed toward splitsville for awhile now. They shouldn’t be, but that’s another issue entirely.

I’m thinking English eats the pin here, and then turns on Rusev after the match. From there, we get a program between the two. Where the New Day go next is anybody’s guess. I’d love to see them try and revive SAnitY. But that ship may have sailed.

PREDICTION: The New Day

WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose

For the record, I’m still waiting on that Dean Ambrose heel turn. I know I’m not the only one…

But I don’t see it happening at Hell in a Cell. They obviously want to get some more mileage out of the Shield. I can’t say I blame them. In truth, this one could go either way. But I don’t see the titles coming off Ziggler and McIntyre, though. I imagine this Shield vs. Strowman/Ziggler/Reigns thing going until Survivor Series, if not TLC after that.

PREDICTION: Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:
The Miz & Maryse vs. Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

First and foremost, I give a hell of a lot of credit to Maryse for being in this match. She just cranked out a baby in March, and now she’s appearing in front of the world in what I can only assume will be skin-tight wrestling gear. That takes guts. On the other hand, she was pregnant on national television. So maybe it’s not such a big deal to her.

Either way, hopefully Bryan and Miz will do most of the in-ring work here. Like many die-hards, I have little to no patience for the Bella Twins. But after what we saw last Monday, it’s more than obvious the less we see of Brie in the ring, the better. Honestly, for all WWE’s talk about female empowerment, Nikki and Brie set the “women’s evolution” back a decade every time they’re shoehorned into the spotlight. What the hell are they doing on the same screen with Ronda Rousey? That’s the sports equivalent of putting the Kardashians next to Billie Jean King.

I may have gotten off-topic, here… I say we give this one to Bryan and Brie. Then the Miz vs. Bryan match at next month’s Super Show-Down can be a rubber match of sorts.

PREDICTION: Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch

This one didn’t quite go as planned, did it?

I boggles my mind that Vince McMahon, or Road Dogg, or whoever the creative genius was that booked it, people thought the fans would boo Becky Lynch. She’s one of the most natural babyfaces in the entire company. What’s more, that they would opt to boo the perenially underrated Becky, in favor of Charlotte, one of the most highly featured and decorated female performers they have. Well done, WWE. Well done…

If they were smart, they’d have Charlotte cheat to win this one. (She is a Flair, after all.) That way the audience gets the satisfaction of booing her, we’re not swimming against the current with Becky as the villain, and Charlotte gets to play a role she’s better suited for. But since they’ve been complete idiots lately, it’s more likely Charlotte will just go over clean.

PREDICTION: Charlotte Flair

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe

You know who this match makes me think of? Sting. No, seriously.

I don’t know what the general consensus is among fans, but I regret that Sting wasn’t able to hold the WWE Championship during his brief run in the company. He deserved to get that big, crowning moment from WWE after all he’d given to the business. He didn’t have to hold it long. Hell, he could have dropped it back to Rollins the next night. Either way, I just wanted that moment for Sting.

I want that moment for Samoa Joe, too.

Let’s be honest. Joe is 39 years old, and has been injury prone since his main roster debut. Yes, he’s taken his rightful place in the WWE Title picture. But we don’t know how long he’ll be there, or how long he can stay healthy. But here he is, in a WWE Championship Match on pay per view. So I say give him his moment. Honor Samoa Joe’s contributions to the wrestling industry. It’s not like he isn’t deserving of a title reign anyway. At the very least, give it to him for a few weeks, then let AJ take it back at Super Show-Down. Why the hell not?

In any event, there’s a decent chance Joe walks out with the belt anyway. This whole story with AJ’s family can go at least another month. Especially if they switch the dynamic, and make Joe champion. Yet another reason to put the belt on him.

PREDICTION: Samoa Joe

WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Alexa Bliss

I don’t see any reason for WWE to give the belt back to Alexa Bliss. Not now, anyway. I would think they’d want to keep the belt on Ronda until at least Wrestlemania. I imagine they’ll try and make this one a little longer than their Summerslam match. Most likely with various hijinks with Mickie James, Alicia Fox, and Natalya on the outside. But the outcome here has never been in doubt.

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey

HELL IN A CELL MATCH:
Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy

What’s interesting about this show, is that in years past they’ve struggled with creating big matches that truly felt worthy of being inside Hell in a Cell. They’ve often ended up shoehorning guys inside the cage just because the show is called Hell in a Cell. CM Punk and Ryback in 2012, for instance, did not need to be in the cell. Nor did Randy Orton and Sheamus in 2010.

In contrast, this year we had several matches that could have gotten the cage. Styles and Joe’s program is obviously very personal, so you can make an argument there. It’s a little soon for Charlotte and Becky. But as Charlotte was one of the first women to have a cell match, you can make that work. Then you have Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton, who of course, actually got it.

I don’t doubt they did Jeff a favor here. He’s said in the past that he’d love to have a Hell in a Cell Match, specifically with the Undertaker. So they met him halfway and gave him Orton. Not a bad deal, I’d say.

As it was with Mick Foley and Shane McMahon, we’re virtually guaranteed to get some kind of huge bump from Jeff in this match. And because the guys who take those bumps usually end up losing, Orton’s a pretty safe bet here. Plus, Jeff has supposedly been feeling the wear and tear lately. So it wouldn’t surprise me if he took an extended break after this one.

PREDICTION: Randy Orton

HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR WWE UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Roman Reigns (c) vs. Braun Strowman
Guest Referee: Mick Foley

While the addition of Mick Foley to this match makes sense, I don’t think this one needed the extra garnish. Roman and Braun have a proven track record of putting on some damn good matches. You’ve also got the Shield, Ziggler, and McIntyre for hijinks on the outside. What’s more, outside of pulling out Mr. Socko, Foley can’t get physical. While he will always be a natural addition to a Hell in a Cell scenario, to a certain extent he does feel out of place here.

Something else that feels out of place? Braun Strowman’s sudden and inexplicable heel turn. Vince McMahon is so desperate to get Roman Reigns cheered that he’s willing to deliberately miscast the one person who legitimately has enough fan support to become his top babyface. In 20 years as a wrestling fan, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anything like it.

Of course, in the spirit of “make Roman look strong,” I don’t see the Big Dog losing the belt here. He just won it, after all. I’m very interested to see how things shape up for him as we get closer to Wrestlemania. I assume he’s walking in with the title. So who do you put him with? Up until recently, I would have said Strowman. But this seems to nix that idea. A few days ago I read a rumor about the Rock. But that one’s been in orbit for years. A three-way with Rollins and Ambrose? Hmmm, now there’s an idea…

PREDICTION: Roman Reigns

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Summerslam Predictions: Title Matches

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

So they went ahead and added to the pre-show. So I added the Raw Tag Title bout to this batch of predictions…

PRE-SHOW MATCH FOR WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLES:

So yeah, the B-Team. I hate to say it, but I’m kinda over them already. Maybe if they’d drawn out the title chase a more, and built up to a switch here, I’d still be rooting for them. But it feels like their big underdog arc has come to its end, and there’s nothing left for them to do but lose the belts.

The Revival have gotten a raw deal since showing up on the main roster. To be fair, that’s not entirely anyone’s fault. They’ve been plagued by injuries. But they’ve been able to stay healthy for a little while. So I say we try them with the titles. Let’s try to return them at least a fraction of the credibility they had in NXT.

PREDICTION: The Revival

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. The New Day

While I like Harper and Rowan as champs, the tag team scene on Smackdown desperately needs a shake-up. I’m sure the New Day will give us a good match. But we need new challengers. Heck, I’d have put the Bar, or even Rusev and Aiden English in this match before going back to the well with the New Day.

I don’t see a good reason to take the belts off Harper and Rowan right now. They aren’t the problem. Rather, it’s a lack of compelling opponents.

PREDICTION: The Bludgeon Brothers

WWE UNITED STATES TITLES MATCH:
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Jeff Hardy

It seemed fairly obvious that Randy Orton was getting added to this match. But they’ve mysteriously kept him off the card entirely. I assume he’ll be doing a run-in to cost Jeff the match. If he’s left off the show entirely, we might assume it’s because WWE is indeed “looking into” recent allegations against him.

Putting the title on Nakamura at Extreme Rules was the right move, and they need to stay the course in this match by keeping the belt on him. There’s been some buzz lately about Nakamura potentially going back to Japan when his contract expires. At this point, I can’t say I’d blame him. His main roster run has been checkered at best.

PREDICTION: Shinsuke Nakamura

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins

This one is a little bit like the Kevin Owens vs. Brain Strowman match. These guys main-evented Extreme Rules with an Iron Man Match, but now they’re just in a regular match? The presence of Drew McIntyre and Dean Ambrose notwithstanding, that seems like a downgrade.

Ah yes, Dean Ambrose. He’s back, and that’s a reason to celebrate. I’m sure another Shield reunion is coming. Survivor Series seems to be a likely place for it. But I’m ready for a Dean Ambrose heel turn sooner rather than later. And who better to put him against than Rollins, with the Intercontinental Title on the line? Ergo, Rollins gets the win and the title here.

PREDICTION: Seth Rollins

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WWE Extreme Rules 2018 Preview – Roman Reigns or Bobby Lashley?

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I honestly hadn’t realized how stacked this card was until I looked at all the matches. They’ve announced 11, and don’t think they couldn’t tack another one on to the pre-show.

Don’t sleep on Extreme Rules folks. I’ve got a feeling this one is going to deliver…

TABLES MATCH:
The New Day vs. SAnitY

I’ve got high expectations for this one. These six are on pre-show duty. But that’s never stopped the New Day from stealing the show in the past. And you’ve got to believe the SAnitY guys are all hungry.

SAnitY has already taken a loss since arriving on the main roster. But they’re hardly an afterthought. Quite the opposite, in fact. I see them scoring a big win over the New Day here. They may end up challenging for the Smackdown Tag Titles sooner than we think.

PREDICTION: SAnitY

Finn Balor vs. Baron Corbin

I’ll give credit where credit is due: They’ve finally found a good nice for Baron Corbin. He’s perfectly cast as the smug “constable” of Raw. He even shaved that god awful skullet. Things may finally be looking up for this guy. In fact, while I was initially split on who to pick here, I’m inclined to go with Corbin over Balor. He can cheat to win, and then hide behind Stephanie McMahon as he holds it over Balor. I don’t necessarily want to see this again at Summerslam, though. I’d give these two a blow-off match on Raw.

PREDICTION: Baron Corbin

WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt (c) vs. The B-Team

So what do you do here? Do you put the belts on Dallas and Axel? I think they can. But I don’t necessarily think they should. These guys are such a great underdog team. I think it’s a better story if they save it until Summerslam.  That way they can do a backstage segment before the match where they bump into Miz, who throws some shade at his former proteges. But in the end, Dallas and Axel get their big moment. A well-deserved moment, might I add. These guys obviously have talent. But between bad gimmicks, bad booking, and bad timing, not much has happened for them. I’m excited to see them get their moment in the sun. Extreme Rules, however, is probably not that night.

PREDICTION: Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt

STIPULATION MATCH FOR WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE:
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka
James Ellsworth will be suspended above the ring in a shark cage.

As much of a Carmella fan as I am, and as happy as I am that she’s got James Ellsworth back at her side, she needs to drop the belt here. Not because she hasn’t done a fine job carrying it, but because Asuka needs to get her mojo back. The woman who went on an unprecedented undefeated streak between NXT and the main roster, including a victory in the inaugural Women’s Royal Rumble Match, now seems almost like just another name on the roster. That’s unacceptable. The loss at Money in the Bank? I can swallow that. Especially because Carmella had Ellsworth’s help. But two in a row? No. Carmella can take the belt back at some point down the road. For now, I’m thinking Asuka gets the belt and then sets out to avenge her Wrestlemania loss to Charlotte Flair.

PREDICTION: Asuka

WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH:
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

The only person in WWE who needs a big win more than Asuka is Shinsuke Nakamura. Ironically, these two were the big winners at the Royal Rumble, and we thought they’d be getting career wins at Wrestlemania. Not so much, it turns out. I almost feel like they should team up and form some kind of head-kicking Japanese revenge squad.

There was a lot of talk last month about who “needed” the Money in the Bank briefcases. In hindsight, obviously no one needed anything. It was all about what stories they had in mind. Case in point, what happened with Alexa Bliss. I’ll say this though, there’s absolutely no need for Jeff Hardy to have the United States Championship. He could challenge for the WWE Championship at any given time, and I assume he was only given the title as a means to get it over to Smackdown. Nakamura, on the other hand, would really benefit from having it. This is a guy who had several opportunities to take the WWE Title off AJ Styles, and couldn’t get the job done. The heel turn did wonders in terms of revitalizing him. The US Title is the next step.

PREDICTION: Shinsuke Nakamura

30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH FOR WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE:
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins

I know there are a good amount of fans hoping Seth Rollins will be the one to take the Universal Championship off Brock Lesnar. My response to that? Don’t hold your breath…

That’s not to say he doesn’t deserve it, though. Since the big Gaunlet Match a few months back, Rollins has been like a new man. Come to think of it, Ziggler feels that way too. The change of scenery, the alliance with Drew McIntyre, and his recent string of great matches with Rollins have revitalized him in a way I didn’t think possible.

Of course, Ziggler’s long term project is the story with McIntyre. At some point they’re going to turn on each other, at which point a feud for the IC Title will likely take place. You’ve got to think McIntyre gets the belt in that scenario. Ergo, by hook or by crook, Ziggler gets the win here. Dolph Ziggler beats Seth Rollins on pay per view? It seems unthinkable! But stranger things have happened…

PREDICTION: Dolph Ziggler

EXTREME RULES MATCH FOR WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE:
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax

The story here is that Ronda Rousey is going to be sitting at ringside. So naturally, she gets physical at some point. The only question is whether it’ll be during or after the match. I’m thinking they do something during the match, where Ronda somehow costs Nia the title. Ergo, they do Ronda vs. Alexa at Summerslam, where I presume Ronda wins the belt. Then in the fall, Nia has a legit claim for a title match.

There’s been some speculation about having Alexa defend against both Rousey and Jax a Triple-Threat Match.  But I think Alexa vs. Ronda is the better, simpler story. So here’s hoping they go that route.

PREDICTION: Alexa Bliss

STEEL CAGE MATCH:
Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens

You know what they probably considered for this? A Porta Potty Match. As in, loser is the one who gets stuffed into the Porta Potty. Oh c’mon! You know that crossed their mind…

While a victory for Strowman seems like the obvious way to go, I’m going to give this one to Kevin Owens. This is one of the few matches Braun can lose without having to eat a pinfall. So have Owens escape the cage, and do the rematch at Summerslam. Mind you, I’d much rather Strowman be challenging for the Universal Title at that show. But I’m thinking that spot goes to somebody else.

PREDICTION: Kevin Owens

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No

This feels like a resume-booster for Harper and Rowan. Something the announcers can refer back to as time goes on. “The Bludgeon Brothers even defeated Team Hell No!”

Whether or not Bryan is leaving WWE when his contract expires, I don’t really see the point in putting the tag belts back on Team Hell No. Having them back together has made for a nice nostalgia moment. But Harper and Rowan are doing just fine. Let them pin Kane to win this one, and then have Bryan move on to a big singles match at Summerslam.

PREDICTION: The Bludgeon Brothers

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev

Let’s not kid ourselves. There’s no way AJ and Rusev get the main event spot. It’d be a hell of a nice surprise. But don’t look for it. Don’t look for Rusev to win the title, either. AJ Styles is primed for a big title match next month at Summerslam, most likely against Samoa Joe or Daniel Bryan.

Still, one can’t downplay what a big deal this is for Rusev. He was supposedly asking for his release around Wrestlemania, and now he’s wrestling for the WWE Championship on pay per view. Not a bad turn of events for the “Bulgarian Brute.”

PREDICTION: Rusev

Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley

Considering how abysmal the Bobby Lashley/Sami Zayn was, this Lashley/Reigns stuff has been a pleasant surprise. They’ve kept it simple. Not to mention personal. This one has a big fight feel to it. That’s something Lashley has desperately needed to be part of since his return.

While it hasn’t been stated upright, the implication here is that the winner will get a title match with Brock Lesnar. Most likely at Summerslam. While we’ve heard a lot about Roman Reigns supposedly getting yet another shot at Brock, from a story perspective I don’t see how Lashley can lose this one. They’ve made such a big deal out of him since he came back. A loss here would really take the wind from his sails. What’s more, Lesnar vs. Lashley is a match we haven’t seen before. Whereas we’ve seen Lesnar vs. Reigns twice this year.

I’m in what seems to be the minority group amongst WWE fans: People who like what they’re doing with Brock Lesnar. It’s a good story. They’re using the inherent entitlement and possessiveness of wrestling fans against them, and getting more mileage out of Lesnar in the process. What happened between Brock and Daniel Cormier at UFC 226 only adds fuel to the fire. It sets the stage perfectly for a babyface to bring the title back to Raw as a conquering hero.

But as much as Vince McMahon wants to shoehorn Roman Reigns into that spot, it’s just not meant to be. So why not give Lashley a shot at it? At the very least, he’s a new opponent for Brock. Best case scenario, WWE’s reinvestment in him pays off big time.

PREDICTION: Bobby Lashley

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A WWE Backlash Preview – The Forgotten Show

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Backlash gets overlooked a lot. That’s inevitable, as it always comes after a big show like Wrestlemania or Summerslam. But let’s not do it a disservice. The show has given us its share of classics. Austin vs. Rock in 1999. Rock vs. Triple H in 2000. Foley vs. Orton in 2004. We even got the infamous match where Shawn Michaels teamed with “God.”

Backlash can deliver. It’s just a question of whether it can this year. The fact that it’s coming a mere two weeks after the Greatest Royal Rumble doesn’t help matters. I don’t expect this one is going to blow us away. But you never know…

Daniel Bryan vs. Big Cass

Bryan takes this one, though it might be via disqualification. Either way, they’ll come back to it next month at Extreme Rules with some kind of gimmick match. I can see the story being that Cass can’t beat Bryan (yet), so he continues attacking him out of humiliation and spite.

Bryan is obviously being used to help get Cass over as a single. And if you want to be a heel, picking on Daniel Bryan is a hell of a way to get heat. So I like where their head is at there. Some fans were upset they didn’t jump right into Bryan vs. Styles, or Bryan vs. Nakamura. There’ll be time, folks. Let’s build those properly.

PREDICTION: Daniel Bryan

Braun Strowman and Bobby Lashley vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn

You know the ironic thing about this match? There was a decent amount of speculation about Lashley being Strowman’s tag team partner at Wrestlemania. Instead they had Strowman win the tag belts with a child, and opted to save Lashley for Backlash. Wrestling is really weird…

Owens and Zayn eat the loss here. Because neither Strowman nor Lashley should be losing right now.

PREDICTION: Braun Strowman and Bobby Lashley

WWE RAW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Nia Jax (c) vs. Alexa Bliss

These two had a tough gig at Wrestlemania. From a hype perspective, their match was easily drowned out by everything else vying for our attention. Then they wound up sandwiched between Daniel Bryan’s big return and AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura. They’ve got plenty more wiggle room with this one, so hopefully they can give us something that stands out a little more.

I wouldn’t necessarily be opposed to Alexa Bliss getting the belt back. But I don’t see it happening. It’s Nia’s time. I imagine she’ll move on to a new opponent after Backlash. As she’s got so much chemistry with Alexa, I’m curious as to how she’ll do with someone else. Ruby Riott comes to mind.

PREDICTION: Nia Jax

WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH:
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Randy Orton

While it looks good on paper, I’m struggling to care about this one. Possibly because I’m struggling to care about Randy Orton in general. But if they can get a rhythm going, this could be the dark horse show-stealer.

My gut tells me Jeff takes the belt home in this one. He’s headed back into the main event scene on Smackdown, so it makes sense to give him a big win here.

PREDICTION: Jeff Hardy

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Carmella (c) vs. Charlotte Flair

I’ve become a big Carmella fan. So I’m thrilled she got to cash in successfully. She’s got charisma for days, and makes a great heel champion.

Carmella hasn’t had a lot of high profile singles matches. So I’m curious to see how she’ll match up against Charlotte. She’s definitely got her share of doubters. But I think she’s got the potential to surprise a lot of people.

PREDICTION: Carmella

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Seth Rollins (c) vs. The Miz

To their credit, they’ve managed to keep the IC Title hot while transitioning it from Miz to Rollins. That doesn’t always happen. In fact, in the modern era it hardly ever happens…

Unless the opt to pull a wild move, there’s not a lot of suspense to this one. Rollins gets the win and keeps the belt on Raw. As he should. The Miz did wonders with it. Now let’s see what Rollins can do.

PREDICTION: Seth Rollins

Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe

This is being promoted as if it’s going to be the main event. That’s not how I see it. Now when you’ve got Styles and Nakamura wrestling for the title. No disrespect. I’m sure these two will tear the house down.

If it’s me running the show, Joe wins this one. But because it’s Vince’s show, Roman wins. Whether any of us like it or not, he’s getting another shot at Brock Lesnar and the Universal Title. So he needs to win. Actually, he doesn’t need to win, because this is a nonsensical world we live in. But he’s going to.

PREDICTION: Roman Reigns

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

So Nakamura got his shot at Wrestlemania, and he didn’t win. He got another shot at the Greatest Royal Rumble, and he didn’t win. So now he’s getting another shot. And because he’s not Roman Reigns, if he loses this one it might be difficult to justify him getting another one for awhile.

Thankfully, I don’t think that’s going to happen. I think heel Nakamura, or “Nutcracker Nakamura” as some call him, gets the belt here. It’s amazing how much new life that turn breathed into him. Certainly enough that they can justify putting the championship on him.

It’s funny. So many “smart fans” were so devoted to Nakamura, and so defensive of Nakamura. Rightfully so, of course. Whether he’s a heel or a babyface, he’s obviously very special. But in hindsight, I think the Shinsuke Nakamura we had before Wrestlemania would have flopped with the title. The guy we have now, though? He might be a different story…

PREDICTION: Shinsuke Nakamura

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A Greatest Royal Rumble Preview – Expectations Defied

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

So uh…yeah. This is happening.

I think we all initially thought this Greatest Royal Rumble show Saudia Arabia was essentially going to be like the show in India last December. Newsworthy, but nothing too wild. Just some nice international PR for WWE.

Low and behold, we’ve got the biggest Royal Rumble Match ever, matches to decide the placement of secondary titles, an AJ Styles/Shinsuke Nakamura rematch, and what could very well be Brock Lesnar’s last WWE outing for a very long time. Consider my expectations defied.

So let’s dive in, here. There’s no shortage of meat to this thing.

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. The Usos

Harper and Rowan just reached the top of the mountain at Wrestlemania. It seems unlikely that they’d lose the belts so soon after winning them. So I’m going with the Bludgeon Brothers here.

Kind of interesting the way Naomi got factored into the angle with these four on Smackdown. Makes me wonder if the Bludgeon Brothers might get an honorary Bludgeon Sister at some point.

PREDICTION: The Bludgeon Brothers

MATCH FOR VACANT WWE RAW TAG TEAM TITLES:
The Bar vs. Deleter of Worlds

“Deleter of Worlds.” That’s going to take some time to get used to.

Word surfaced this week that WWE is regrets moving Sheamus and Cesaro to Smackdown, and having them win the belts here could serve as an excuse to get them back on Raw. I don’t know that I buy that. I think that’s something somebody leaked to cast some doubt over what seems like an obvious finish: Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt getting the belts. But I think you go with that finish regardless of where Sheamus and Cesaro are. Bray has needed to be freshened up for quite awhile now. This Woken stuff hasn’t necessarily revitalized him. But it’s a nice change of pace. So why not further the story? If Bray is indeed going to turn on Matt later, throwing the belts in adds another dimension to things.

PREDICTION: Deleter of Worlds

WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH:
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Jinder Mahal

They supposedly changed the ending to Wrestlemania to accommodate this big Saudi Arabia show. Based on the card in front of us, I’m thinking they changed the US and Intercontinental Title pictures for the same reason.

Jeff Hardy doesn’t need the United States Title. But I’m thinking they gave it to him on the way to Smackdown to raise the stakes for this match. Now you’ve got both Raw and Smackdown guys wrestling for secondary championships on this show, so there’s reasonable doubt over who’s walking out with gold.

Based on how Jinder has been booked since moving to Raw, I’m thinking he gets the belt back. Then they can have he and Kurt Angle do the heel champion vs. babyface general manager story. It seems like Vince is still pretty high on Jinder. So I don’t imagine he’ll fall from prominence any time soon.

PREDICTION: Jinder Mahal

LADDER MATCH FOR WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE:
Seth Rollins (c) vs. The Miz vs. Finn Balor vs. Samoa Joe

So if the US Title is going back to Raw, then the Intercontinental Title has to go to Smackdown. That means either Miz or Samoa Joe have to come out on top here.

And if those are your choices, then you may as well have it be Miz. I had originally wanted him to go to Smackdown to get away from the IC Title. But given the situation they’re in, and the fact that he’s so closely associated with it anyway, it makes sense to give it back to him. It gives him something to gloat about.

PREDICTION: The Miz

Triple H vs. John Cena

While this is a cool attraction for the fans in Saudi Arabia, it doesn’t really matter who wins this one. It could easily go either way. I’ll call it for Cena, as it’s likely we’ll see him in the ring again before Triple H.

PREDICTION: John Cena

CASKET MATCH:
The Undertaker vs. Rusev

There was a decent amount of hoopla over Rusev getting pulled from this match, only to be put back in later. While he’ll end up losing regardless, I can understand it. We don’t know how many matches the Undertaker has left in him. So getting this spot means something.

Undertaker didn’t have to do much against John Cena at Wrestlemania, and I can’t imagine they’d ask him to do much more here. I’m hoping he goes a little longer this time, though. I’d be happy with five minutes.

PREDICTION: The Undertaker

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

In hindsight, we should be grateful they didn’t go with Styles and Nakamura in the main event of Wrestlemania. I won’t discount the performance they put in, but the crowd just wasn’t invested. And given the length of the show, and everything they’d already seen at that point, it’s tough to blame them. On the upside, Nakamura’s heel turn was a pleasant surprise. He’s looking good as a villain so far.

I don’t see them putting the title on him yet, though. Too early in his heel run. My big hope here is that they improve on their Wrestlemania performance.

PREDICTION: AJ Styles

STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR WWE UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns

The general belief is the change to the Lesnar/Reigns Wrestlemania match was made that day. They swerved us then. They could very well swerve us again here. I don’t see it, though. I think Roman walks out of this one with the belt. The fans in Saudi Arabia are indeed more likely to give him a positive reaction when he wins. Plus, it’s a cage match. Lesnar doesn’t necessarily have to be pinned to lose the title. Thus, if they end up using Brock again in the near future, that can be a gripe.

A decent number of fans are anxious to see the belt come off Brock Lesnar because of his limited schedule. I’m not one of them. I think they’ve got a great thing with him. While I don’t doubt he’ll be back someday, I’ll be sad if this is his last match for awhile.

PREDICTION: Roman Reigns

50-MAN ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH:

I’m curious to see how this match turns out. They had 40 guys in the 2011 Royal Rumble Match, and that didn’t exactly set the world on fire. Now we’ve got even more, and there’s really nothing on the line. Just a trophy and some bragging rights.

Still, you’ve got to believe the person who wins this match will get something. A title match at Backlash, perhaps?

They made sure to stack the deck for this sucker. Rey Mysterio Jr is back again, as is Chris Jericho. Kurt Angle is also putting the boots back on. If I’m not mistaken, this will be the Big Show’s first in-ring outing since the cage match with Braun Strowman. Shane McMahon got pulled into this too. Plus, I’m sure they’ve got a few surprises up for us. Kofi Kingston will inevitably have to come up with yet another Rumble Match spot.

I see a babyface taking this one home and ending the show on a positive note. So who has the most to gain from winning this thing? I almost feel like they should just give it to Daniel Bryan to make up for Rumbles past. It’s not like he’s gotten less popular in the years since. But I’m guessing he gets tossed out by Big Cass. If Mysterio is indeed coming back, a win for him would make sense. But would his ownership stake in this new Aro Lucha promotion dissuade them from doing that?

To me, the name that makes the most sense is Braun Strowman. The guy is about as hot as anybody they have right now, and this would only help him in that respect. I can picture him coming in late and just tossing bodies over the top rope, and eliminating a big heel to finally win it. Or maybe have him dump Big Show. That ending has been done to death, but it would get a reaction.

Either way, somebody in Saudi Arabia is gonna to get those hands…

PREDICTION: Braun Strowman

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WWE Superstar Shake-Up, Night Two: From Raw to Smackdown

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Historically, Smackdown doesn’t always fare well in these drafts. It’s no secret that Raw is Vince McMahon’s baby, and he’s willing to keep it healthy at the expense of its sister show. Last year was a textbook example. While Kevin Owens, Charlotte Flair, and Sami Zayn were stellar additions to the show, Smackdown also lost Dean Ambrose, the Miz, Alexa Bliss, and Bray Wyatt.

Plus, like him or not, Jinder Mahal winning the WWE Championship only served to make Smackdown look like the B-show people already perceive it as.At first glance, it looks like the blue team did pretty well this year. Once upon a time, Smackdown had a reputation as “the wrestling show,” as opposed to the more entertainment and story-oriented Raw. As you’ll see, it may now be in a position to earn that title all over again.

The following wrestlers were drafted to Smackdown in the second night of the Superstar Shake-Up…

Jeff Hardy

I had a feeling this might happen. Especially after Jeff won the US Title on Raw. This is good news, though. If Jeff can stay clean, the smart bet is he’ll make magic on Smackdown once again.

Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville

I had pitched sending Deville to Smackdown by herself. But in truth, she’s probably not ready to be on her own yet. Ditto for Mandy Rose. I’d like to see them work heel against Paige, the babyface general manager. That way they’d get to develop a bit more.

Either way, what happened with Deville and Ronda Rousey on Raw proved my point about her ten-fold. She needed to get the hell out of there.

Samoa Joe

Now THIS is a move. One that could very well change the direction of Joe’s career.

Here’s the thing about Raw in the last year or so: If you’re a babyface, you’re living in the shadow of Roman Reigns. If you’re a heel, it’s Brock Lesnar’s shadow. Those are Vince’s two main guys right now. But Smackdown? Smackdown is seemingly anybody’s ball game. That whole “Land of Opportunity” line has some truth to it. And on this show, with this group of guys, all Joe needs is an opportunity. He’s got plenty of experience stealing the show with the likes of AJ Styles, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Daniel Bryan. There’s no reason to think he won’t do the same here. What’s more, he’s become one of the best and most consistent promos they have. If the cards fall the right way, 2018 could be the year Samoa Joe becomes a top guy in WWE.

SAnitY (Eric Young, Alexander Wolfe, and Killian Dane)

Full disclosure: I’m not as familiar with SAnitY as I probably should be. Eric Young has been around forever, of course. I’ve seen some awesome stuff from Kililan Dane. But I know next to nothing about Alexander Wolfe. Still, I’m very curious to see what these guys bring to the Smackdown Tag Team Division. There’s a lot of intrigue in putting them against the New Day, and I’m very curious to see how they match up against the Bludgeon Brothers.

Conspicuous by her absence is Nikki Cross, the female component of SAnitY. I’m not sure why they’d leave her out, unless they have something specific in mind for her down in NXT. A disappointment for sure. But let’s see what she does next…

Big Cass

This is it. As a solo, this is sink or swim time for Big Cass. He and Enzo obviously weren’t a team anymore when he was injured. But they were still working together. Now he’s completely on his own. Still, he couldn’t have asked for a better babyface to work against than Daniel Bryan. That’s not a feud anybody really wanted to see, but it’s the one we’re getting. So let the Big Cass experiment officially continue.

Asuka

In hindsight, this one is obvious. Asuka and Charlotte Flair stole the show at Wrestlemania. So there’s tremendous appeal in seeing them lock up again. Especially if the winner gets a shot at Carmella’s newly won Women’s Championship. Asuka has a broken streak to avenge. Now we can see her do it.

I also think an Asuka/Carmella match would be hilarious, just because of Carmella’s fearful screaming during the match. Those two characters could be a lot of fun together.

Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson

The story here isn’t Gallows and Anderson coming to Smackdown. It’s that Finn Balor didn’t come with them. Balor would have benefited from a fresh start every bit as much as Samoa Joe. Even worse, taking the Club away from him kills a huge portion of his invaluable cool factor.

Balor’s loss is AJ Styles’ gain, I suppose.

Sheamus and Cesaro

This one surprised me. I had these guys pegged as staying on Raw. I certainly won’t complain, though. While I’d never want to dismiss Sheamus, we now have Cesaro on a roster that also includes AJ Styles, Shinsuke Nakamura, Daniel Bryan, Samoa Joe, and Jeff Hardy. Think of the possibilities.

Also, I imagine this means Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt are walking out of The Greatest Royal Rumble with the Raw Tag Team Titles. Can’t say I expected that. I thought they’d simply put them back on the Bar. But now, Sheamus and Cesaro can expand their resume to include the Smackdown Tag Team Titles.

R-Truth

How fitting that Truth was in a segment with Tye Dillinger. Because like Dillinger, he’s on Smackdown to be a background player.

I will say this, though: The man looks damn good for 46.

Andrade “Cien” Almas and Zelina Vega

As with SAnitY, I know very little about Andrade “Cien” Almas, outside of the fact that he just lost the NXT Championship to Aleister Black. But from what I understand, this pairing with Zelina Vega really turned his career around. So I’m anxious to see what these two are about. If they catch on, it wouldn’t surprise me to see Almas gunning for the US Title before long.

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WWE Superstar Shake-Up Predictions: The Miz, Jeff Hardy, Becky Lynch, and more!

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

First of all, I hate the name “Superstar Shake-Up.” Can we please just go back to calling it the draft?

Secondly, now that Wrestlemania has come and gone, it’s once again time to reshuffle the deck between Raw, Smackdown, NXT, and even 205 Live. It’s no secret that last year Smackdown got gutted. My hope is that they’ll do a better job of leveling the playing field this year. We can also hope they’ll inject a little more drama into it than simply having the draftees just walk out there.

With that, here’s what I guess you’d call a “Mock-Up Shake-Up” of sorts. My various draft picks. Some of these have been talked about for quite awhile, and some are a little more fresh. We’ll kick it off with a man who just returned to television this week…

Jeff Hardy to Smackdown

Now that Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt are a team, Jeff is free to be his own man. And as we’ve seen in the past, when he’s his own man Jeff is pretty damn good. As in, multiple time former Heavyweight Champion good. There are a lot of really interesting  dance partners for Jeff on Smackdown, not the least of which is the WWE Champion himself, AJ Styles. Whether WWE would once again trust Jeff in a lead role remains to be seen. But he’s stood at the top of Smackdown before. He can do it again.

Becky Lynch to Raw.

Becky Lynch is criminally underutilized on Smackdown. I mean it. It’s actually a crime, and someone should be prosecuted for it. The fans love her, and she’s got all the talent in the world. Let’s give her a new sandbox to play in, and maybe she can pick up some speed again. A feud with a heel Sasha Banks would be a great start. But you’ve also got Asuka and Ember Moon on the Raw side of things. And lest we forget Ronda Rousey. While I doubt she’d win, seeing Becky face Ronda in a battle of the arm bars could be fun.

Bayley to Smackdown

Sasha Banks and Bayley need to get away from one another. They’ve been teasing a big match between them for months, but they’ve missed their window. At this point, they’d be best served to just draft Bayley to Smackdown and come back to it later. The Bayley character can thrive if she’s put with a good heel. Carmella might be able to fill that role. But a better candidate might be Natalya. That could work really well  if they don’t make the same mistakes they made with Bayley and Alexa Bliss.

The Usos to Raw.

Jimmy and Jey reinvented themselves on Smackdown, and became one of the best teams in the entire industry. But now it’s time for something new. For months now, the Smackdown Tag Team Division has essentially been the Usos and the New Day. So like Sasha and Bayley, they need to get away from each other. A move to Raw can facilitate a feud between the Usos and the Bar, not to mention the newly called-up Authors of Pain. The prospect of the Usos vs. The Revival doesn’t exactly send me running either.

Finn Balor to Smackdown

Finn Balor can be one of the top guys in WWE. But it’s been a year since he came back, and he has yet to fully regain his momentum. Competing for real estate with the Shield didn’t help matters, nor did an embarrassing program with Bray Wyatt. Finn should be one of the cool kids on the block. So let’s move him to Smackdown and see if he can gain some traction in a smaller pond. Putting him on the same roster with AJ Styles could open up some really interesting doors. And that’s to say nothing of guys like Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn, and even Daniel Bryan…

Naomi to Raw. This one is two-fold. Firstly, if her real-life husband Jimmy Uso is moving to Raw, then it would be a dick move not to put Naomi there as well. Secondly, Naomi got a nice momentum boost by winning the Wrestlemania Women’s Battle Royal. So a move to Raw would be more impactful. In terms of new opponents and feuds for Naomi, she already has some history with Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss. Nia Jax is a route they could take, but I can’t say I’m overly enthused about it. Ditto for Asuka and Ember Moon. Actually, looking at the number of babyfaces compared to the number of babyfaces in the Raw Women’s Division, Naomi may want to consider a turn to the dark side.

Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson to Smackdown

The Club, meaning the trio of Finn Balor, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson, have something very important going for them: The Cool Factor. At Raw 25, they put those three guys in there with DX to do the whole “Too Sweet” thing. It was something of a passing of the torch moment, and that says a lot. So if Finn is going to Smackdown, Gallows and Anderson need to join him. Hopefully they can establish themselves as more serious contenders for tag team gold, as opposed to having silly Halloween matches with Heath Slater and Rhyno.

Mojo Rawley to Raw.

I’m moving Mojo to Raw primarily so he can get away from Zack Ryder. Yes, the Hype Bros were a thing. The team served its purpose and got Mojo on to the main roster. But it’s over now, and the feud between the two has been tepid at best. Mojo needs somebody new to work with, and bounce his charisma off of. For whatever reason, I can specifically picture him working against either Titus Worldwide or Goldust. The latter certainly wouldn’t hurt, as he could get a hell of an education.

Sonya DeVille to Smackdown

Now that Paige is the Smackdown General Manager, I think we can safely say Absolution is no more. Ergo, there’s no reason Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville need to be together anymore. And as I’ve said before, Sonya desperately needs to drop this MMA persona she’s got. Or at least develop it a little more. Putting her on the same roster as Ronda Rousey does her no favors at all. So lets shift her over to Smackdown and see what happens. Worst case scenario, Paige is there now. So they can use that association to develop her character a little more.

Randy Orton to Raw.

Orton doesn’t necessarily need to go to Raw. But he does need a change. The whole Viper persona has been stale for a few years now, and I think the “RKO Outta Nowhere” thing is a little old too. It felt like they only gave him the United States Title so he’d have something to do at Wrestlemania. At the very least, moving to Raw will give Randy a fresh environment to work in, with fresh opponents. If he says babyface, he can go against Samoa Joe or Elias. If he goes heel, as he apparently wants to, they can put him with Braun Strowman, Bobby Lashley, or even have him feud with Seth Rollins again. Either way, a move to Raw would be a bandage on the larger problem.

The Miz to Smackdown

It seems like he says it every week. But it’s true. Miz has indeed made the Intercontinental Title feel important again. In 2018, if you think of that title, you think of him.

So let’s take it away from him.

In other words, let’s use the momentum the Miz has built to push him into the WWE Title picture on Smackdown. The current champion is AJ Styles, one of the most well respected and best pure wrestlers on the planet. With respect he’s essentially the opposite of the Miz. They’d make natural opponents. A move to Smackdown would also open the door for a match with Miz’s longtime rival Daniel Bryan. While I’m not sure they can wait that long, WWE could do that match at next year’s Wrestlemania if they wanted to.

However, if Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel wind up staying on Raw, the Miz is going to need a new Miztourage. Whether it’s Maryse or Dallas and Axel, when it comes to Miz the garnish completes the presentation. With a new baby in the house, I expect we won’t be seeing Maryse for awhile. So we’ll need to put somebody new with him…

Enter Fandango and Tyler Breeze, a.k.a. the Fashion Police. Their comedy gimmick has run its course. So let’s let them bump around as Miz’s lackeys for a little while. A heel turn could do them some good.

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