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Too. Much. Talking. Plus, Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

WWE Raw, June 8, 2015, John Cena, Kevin OwensBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

After the first 30 minutes, this show fell apart. It was just awful. The disadvantages of the three-hour format have never been more obvious than they were this week. WAY too much talking done by guys who shouldn’t be forced to talk so much to begin with. And this was the go-home show for a pay per view…

But let’s start on a high note…

Kevin Owens def. Neville in an NXT Championship open challenge. After defeating Zack Ryder in a similar match on Smackdown, Owens issued another open challenge this week to start the show. Not surprisingly, this was the best match of the night. This Kevin Owens/John Cena program is the best thing happening in the company right now, mostly because of the desperately-needed freshness that Owens has injected into the show. I’ll never discount Cena for the role he’s played in things. But let’s be honest: This week he went out there and said what he always says. Owens is a compelling new character, who comes off very genuine and believable. What’s more, he’s a great wrestler. For the time being, his segments are must-watch.

WWE Raw, June 8, 2015, Joey Mercury, Seth RollinsJ&J Security def. Seth Rollins in the handicap match main event. The sad thing is that after such a bad show, even Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins looked tarnished. So does this mean they’re breaking Seth Rollins away from Mercury and Noble? Probably not. Otherwise, what do you do with these two guys that just beat your champion? Take them off TV? It seems more likely Rollins will settle things by beating them up down the line.

Byron Saxton takes Booker T’s place on commentary this week. With Booker allegedly off doing Tough Enough stuff, Byron Saxton was back on Raw this week. This poor guy just can’t catch a break. After they did the angle with Lesnar beating up the commentators in April, they shoved this poor guy out there on his own to get eaten alive. This week, they put him with Michael Cole and JBL and was obviously the third wheel. If Booker was legitimately gone somewhere, why not just let JBL and Cole do the show themselves? It’s not like they’re inexperienced in that regard.

Roman Reigns, Kane, R-Truth and others involved in a 10-minute talking segment at the top of hour two. WWE usually does segments like this whenever there’s a big, multi-man match on pay per view. This was brutal, and so obviously scripted to fill time. Kane in particular just seemed to be deliberately drawing things out. They desperately need to have somebody else writing his stuff.

WWE Raw, June 8, 2015, Dolph Ziggler, Roman ReignsOkay, so R-Truth was brought out to do a comedy thing, right? He thinks he’s in the match, but he’s not. But he was brought out before The New Day, Sheamus, and Randy Orton. So the pattern hadn’t been established yet. Had he come out, say, after Sheamus, that actually might have been funny. But what ended up happening was just odd. It actually seemed like Truth was being added to the match, as another warm body to do floppy ladder moves. But nope, yet another waste of time.

Ryback gives “Shell Shocked” to The Big Show during “Miz TV” segment. This segment actually started out okay. Miz and Ryback seemed to be having fun out there. Then, of course, the talking went on too long and things became boring. I was really surprised to see Ryback hit Shell Shocked on The Big Show on free TV. One would think that’d be the big drawing element of a pay per view match between the two. Can this notoriously strong dude manhandle the world’s largest athlete? In theory, we were waiting for Money in the Bank to find out. Not anymore, I suppose. They gave away the finish on Raw.

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus ends in a brawl. Whenever these two wrestle, I always think of the night after Wrestlemania XXVIII, when the crowd essentially hijacked their match with random chants. That’s the most memorable match they’ve ever had. Seriously.

WWE Raw, June 8, 2015, Luke Harper, Erick RowanLuke Harper and Erick Rowan hit a 3D to finish a match. Either WWE is setting up with The Dudley Boyz by having Harper and Rowan use their old finish, or more likely, they’re hoping we all forget the Dudleys ever used that move. Bubba Ray/Bully Ray actually called WWE out on Twitter for it. Remember, he was in the Royal Rumble this year. So a match like this isn’t out of the question. But it’s sadly unlikely.

Images courtesy of WWE.com.

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Daniel Bryan Repeats History, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Daniel Bryan, WWE Raw, May 11, 2015Thoughts From WWE Raw:

Daniel Bryan relinquishes the Intercontinental Championship roughly a year after he relinquished the WWE Heavyweight Championship. This sucked. It really sucked. It sucked beyond anything that has sucked in recent memory…

It sucks because Bryan had to surrender a championship for the second year in a row. Moreso, it sucks he’s injured again. But what sucks more than anything is that surrendering these two championships tarnishes a portion of his legacy. Perhaps even the fans’ faith in him, and most definitely the company’s willingness to put their faith in him for larger things.

Is Bryan finished in the ring? Maybe, maybe not. Either way, one thing nobody can ever take away from him is the fact that he became a star in WWE. He main evented Wrestlemania XXX, and solidified his status as a bonafide superstar. That will be Daniel Bryan’s enduring legacy as far as WWE is concerned.

John Cena vs. Neville, Raw, April 11, 2015John Cena def. Neville. It was fun to see Neville accept Cena’s challenge one week after Sami Zayn did. Like him or not, John Cena’s been involved in the best match on Raw two weeks in a row. Granted, that might have something to do with the quality of his opponents…

Wrestling pundits seem to be concerned about the direction of Rusev after Payback. I can’t say I blame them. There’s obviously a lot of interest in a babyface turn for Lana. But where does that leave Rusev? High and dry, most likely. And once you turn Lana, what do you do with her? To the best of my knowledge, she’s not training to become a wrestler. So once she’s a fan-favorite, does she find a babyface to manage? Does she sell t-shirts on TV the way Sable used to do? It just seems like a hill that doesn’t need to be climbed. Especially when she’s so good at being a villain.

WWE Announces Elimination Chamber pay per view for May 31, exclusively on the network. This seems extremely abrupt. Why not bring the chamber back at, say…Battleground? It’s still the most bland pay per view WWE puts on all year. Why not spice it up with a chamber match?

Still, apparently the tag team titles will be defended inside the chamber for the first time. Considering how the tag team division looks right now, that might be fun.

Dean Ambrose, Raw 05/11/2015Dean Ambrose def. J & J Security in an handicap match. This felt like a waste of a good hometown pop, especially given the match Ambrose had with Seth Rollins last week. Why not have Rollins and Ambrose main event this week’s show, and have Orton in the main event with Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury? Seems like we’d have gotten just as good an opener, and an even better main event.

Bray Wyatt cuts a promo on Ryback. The best part of this whole segment? Bray says something to the effect of: “Ryback must be so inspiring to you all!” And about 90% of the crowd goes: “Ehhhh, not really.” It’s curious that there’s no match between these two at Payback. Did they opt to save it as a special attraction for this sudden Elimination Chamber event? If so, that seems like an odd choice. It’s not like we’ve all been clamoring for Bray vs. Ryback for months.

King Barrett def. Dolph Ziggler after a distraction from Sheamus. WWE is in the market for some new upper mid-card heels right now. Barrett and Sheamus are seemingly in the front of the line for those spots. I can only assume WWE is moving forward with a Seth Rollins/Kane program in the near future. That means Roman Reigns, Randy Orton, Dean Ambrose, and John Cena are all going to need new dance partners in the near future. These two are in a great position to step up and prove themselves.

Raw, May 11, 2015Damien Sandow debuts “Macho Mandow” character. Hey, remember when Sandow cut that babyface promo a few weeks ago? He was gimmick-free, and cut a promo from the heart, seemingly as himself. It seemed like that was the direction they were going to go with him…

Never mind! It’s back to comedy and parody for him, apparently. It makes sense on paper. Sandow got over more than he ever has doing this Mizdow thing. So now they’ve got him in a similar role, apparently to form a parody Mega Powers team alongside Curtis Axel. (It should be noted The Solomonster talked about this premise a few weeks ago. He’s got a great podcast.)

There’s definitely a degree of sadness to this. Sandow has the talent to be taken seriously as a star. But it just doesn’t seem like WWE sees that in him. As a fan, it continues to frustrate me.

Erick Rowan and Luke Harper reunite as a tag team. This left a sour taste in my mouth. Bad memories of The Wyatt Family breaking up. And all these months later, where has it gotten them? Clearly nowhere, as they’ve simply ended up getting back together.

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