Posted in Fatherhood

Daddy’s C-3PO Impression Wins the Day

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I do impressions around the house a lot. What can I say? I’m a voice actor and a performer. It’s just what I do. When I became a father, I inevitably started doing goofy voices for Baby Primary Ignition. But now that she’s a little older (about a year and a half), I’m starting to get something I never got before: Feedback.

So today out of the blue, she hands me a little plush C-3PO (shown above), and looks at me expectantly. I bust out my Threepio impression, which is in essence a flummoxed British dude: “Oh! Miss [First Name]! Oh! Oh My!”

Moments later, Threepio reported: “Oh my! You seem to have soiled your pants.”

I always told myself I’d never push the things I love on to my kids. If they happen to enjoy Star Wars, that’s great. If they like something else, that’s great too.

But I won’t lie: Seeing her response positively to Threepio made my day. Maybe, just maybe, we have a future Jedi on our hands…

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Posted in Fatherhood

A Mini Godzilla Movie

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

We’ve now reached the point in my daughter’s life (she’s about one and a half) where certain days I feel like I’m living in a miniaturized Godzilla movie. I’ve got this screeching creature in my house that’s tearing apart the world as I know it with her bare hands.

And of course, there’s going to be a sequel…

If this kid starts breathing fire I’m REALLY in trouble.

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Posted in Fatherhood, Movies

Finding Nemo: A Horror Film

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Finding Nemo is a great movie. But it should really come with a parental warning. Not for the kids, but for the adults.

Before you’re a parent, Finding Nemo is a fun, heart-felt family movie. But as a father with introvert tendencies, Finding Nemo becomes a kind of horror movie.

Think about it: The kid gets abducted before the dad’s eyes by masked Australians dressed in black, and the only way to save him is to travel across the planet with some loud, ditsy broad who won’t stop singing and talking about whales. And apparently somebody slipped you a hallucinogen because everybody looks like a fish.

Honestly, it’s a degree or two away from being a Taken movie.

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Posted in Fatherhood, Power Rangers

Power Rangers Spotlight: “Ranger” Hands out TP and Cash at Georgia Walmart

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Apparently Zordon has been making calls to Georgia.

As you’ll see below, and as was detailed by the local news affiliate, a YouTuber and Power Ranger cosplayer in Moultrie, GA, recently took to handing out toilet paper and even cash to passersby at the local Walmart.

Roberto Fernandez, 28, ultimately distributed a total of $80 in cash and 20 rolls of toilet paper.

He chose this colorful, superheroic form of charity as his way of fighting off the Coronavirus pandemic.

When asked why he chose to dress as a Power Ranger, Fernandez, a father of two, replied…

“I had bought it for my son’s birthday party because he was really into Power Rangers, so I got it custom made. When I put on the suit for my son, he was so happy. So, since my son was happy, I figured other kids would be happy too and they were.”

Fernandez says people have since reached out to him offering other items to give away, and this will not be the last of his unique form of generosity.

Credit to WALB in Moultrie.

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Posted in Fatherhood

That Parenting Moment When…

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

That moment where you’re sick as a dog, and really trying hard to put your baby to sleep.

You think she’s just about done, so you start to physically put her down.

But then she gives you the look. The look that says, “Nope. We’re not done here. You put me down, you know what’s gonna happen.”

And so, even though you’re fully aware your baby can’t understand human English, you stop short, pull her back up, and actually say the words: “Just kidding!”

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Posted in Fatherhood, Wrestling

The Rock on Fatherhood and Family

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I think I’ve subconsciously been on the look-out for fatherly role models for a few years now. Long before we found out my wife was pregnant. What can I say? You hear a lot more about the bad fathers than the good ones. And there’s nothing I want more than to be a good father…

I’d never thought to look at Dwayne Johnson in that light. To me, no matter how many blockbuster movies he makes, he’ll always be the Rock. What can I say? I’ve been watching the guy since 1996. You know that now famous photo of him in the black shirt with fanny pack and the ’90s hair? (Shown right.) Yup, I was watching that guy. Then, of course, he became cool. He became the Rock. The most electrifying man in all of entertainment.

So naturally, I was drawn to this article on Fatherly by Donna Freydkin, which peers into Johnson’s family life, and how he raises his three daughters. I’m something of a cynic when it comes to interviews like this. But I’d really, really like to think that we’re getting the real Dwayne Johnson here. The genuine article, as opposed to an actor in publicity mode.

Obviously, I encourage you to read the article in its entirety. But I pulled a few notable quotes…

On Giving his Daughters a “Normal Life” in Spite of His Riches and Success: What we [use with them] constant dialogue and constant reminding of what they have to be appreciative of, and through our own actions. As you raise babies and kids and teenagers, you can say the words. It’s the actions they pay attention to.”

On Staying Playful and Entertaining with his Kids:I will do honestly anything to bring a smile to my babies’ faces. That unique age of, 12 to 15 months, two years, everything is a wonderment and you can make Pikachu come to life. It’s wonderful magic that I really, really love. I’m like a big kid. … Those memories will last forever.”

On Remaining a Good Person in the Face of Such Success: “I try to have a real self-awareness of what’s happening around me. I keep people around me who can have an open dialogue. I don’t need yes people. I don’t have yes people around me. I keep my family very close to what I do. You gotta have to have your partner who can always check you.”

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Posted in Astonishing Art, Fatherhood

Astonishing Art: Fatherhood Edition, by Pena Nezuki

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Three days ago, my daughter was born. I’m not yet sure what I’ll refer to her as on this site. My wife has been Mrs. Primary Ignition. So…Li’l Primary Ignition, maybe?

Naturally, emotions are running high. I spotted this piece by Puna Nezuki on Father’s Day. It smacked me in the feels then. But now…

What makes the image for me, outside of the quality of the character renderings, is the variance between young Splinter and old Splinter. The former standing up straight and tall in his early days of parenthood. The latter with a bit of a hunch, facing old age, but able to look around at a job well done.

Thankfully, I only have one to look after, as opposed to four. I’m also not raising them in a sewer. Truth be told, Splinter might be the most overlooked father in all of pop culture.

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Posted in Fatherhood

Batman and…Rattle?

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Let this post serve as the official announcement that this July I’m becoming a father to a baby girl. Parenthood has already brought virtually every emotion on the spectrum straight to my doorstep, and the baby isn’t even here yet. This is going to be a wild ride, folks.

I’m not sure how fatherhood will, if at all, effect what I put in this space. I don’t necessarily want PI to become a “dad blog” in the traditional sense. However, having now been introduced the the adorable and often weird world of baby clothes, I simply couldn’t resist sharing something I spotted at Target last month…

Okay, so it’s obviously a Batman onesie. And hey, who can’t see the appeal in that? I’ll say this: I’d rather my daughter wear this than one of those pink Barbie lookin’ Batman outfits. Don’t let them tell you you’ve got to wear pink because you’re a girl, kiddo! You be your own hero!

But what really caught my eye about this thing, and what’s kept it in my mind all this time, is the rattle. It’s obviously supposed to look like Robin, but…what a weird representation of a character that’s supposed to be Batman’s kid sidekick!

“Kiddo! That’s not what sidekicks are for! I can hear his brains rattling around in there!”

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