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Toy Photography: C-3PO in the Snow

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

This is what happens when you have writer’s block on your day off. You wind up trying your hand at toy photography. Whaddaya think? Not bad for a first-timer, right?

To an extent, I’m trying to mimic the shot from The Empire Strikes Back where Luke is lost in the snowstorm and the camera pulls back. As the landscape expands, we see just how alone he truly is. This shot doesn’t have the same effect, obviously. But there’s a certain cuteness to it that I enjoy.

Oddly enough, I originally just plopped Threepio into the snow and took the shot. But of course, the best action figure photos are the ones that allow you to forget you’re looking at little plastic toys. So I made some little footprints next to him so he didn’t simply look like a toy someone left outside. Now he’s impacting his environment. It actually turned out to be my favorite part of the image.

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YouTube Spotlight: Star Wars and the Catholic Church

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

The other day, I stumbled across this video from the folks at Wisecrack, a channel that examines pop culture through a philosophical lens. It makes the extravagant, though not altogether inappropriate comparison between the Star Wars fandom and social systems facing a legitimation crisis. Case in point, fans rebelling against the direction Disney is taking the Star Wars franchise.

The most concrete comparison the video uses is to the legitimation crisis faced by the Catholic Church in the 1500s. The invention of the printing press allowed the masses to get their hands on more hard copies of the Bible, and thus develop their own interpretations of the text. At first, it’s an easy comparison to scoff at. But the video does a pretty convincing sell job. And the points it makes have stuck with me. So clearly it did something right.

Check it out for yourself, and may the Force be with you!

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Power Rangers Spotlight: Red Ranger Redemption by Batang ’90s Art

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

I’m always wary of writing up the same person more than once in a limited period of time. Bon Bernardo, a.k.a. Batang ’90s Art, was actually the first creator I featured under the “Power Rangers Spotlight” banner. But as he’s one of, if not the premiere fan artist in the community, you see a lot of him. And recently, he hit another home run.

While I enjoy video games, they’re not really my arena. As such, I know next to nothing about Red Dead Redemption II. But of course, I can appreciate good piece of cover art when I see it. Evidently, Bernardo can as well…

Obviously this is timely, what with the release of the game. But it’s also an objectively beautiful parody and tribute. I’m not the only one that thinks so, either. This piece is now being used for merch up at Ript Apparel. It was even shared on Instagram by Austin St. John, the original Red Ranger himself!

More of Bernardo’s work can be found on Instagram and Facebook. Pieces can be purchased on sites like Ript Apparel and Teepublic.

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Toy Chest Theater: Groot and Ant-Man by pop_tastic_man

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Once in awhile, we get a shot that’s pure magic. Indeed, if I had to sum up this piece in one word, it would be magic.

What pop_tastic_man creates here is a truly wondrous, awe-inspiring moment between Baby Groot and Ant-Man. The bright expression on the face is perfect. Plus, there’s something about the way this picture highlights the detail in the figure’s hand. Somehow, that’s what drew me in and sealed the deal on this one.

Either way, this image wouldn’t be at all out of place in the trailer for a big Marvel Cinematic Universe release. Truly epic.

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Ghostbusters 3: Here We Go Again…

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Dan Aykroyd made a few headlines last week when he made the following comments to Dan Rather about a proper Ghostbusters 3 with the original cast, and how a sequel to the 2016 Ghostbusters remake isn’t happening.

A few thoughts…

Did we really need confirmation that the 2016 movie wasn’t getting a sequel? My review of Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters movie is one of the few reviews I’ve done that I wish I could take back. I essentially said, “It’s not the movie I wanted. But that’s okay.” I think a lot of critics were afraid to be honest about that movie for fear of being labeled anti-woman, anti-feminist, or whatever. The movie was bad, but that had nothing to do with the performers being women. It just wasn’t funny. It absolutely screamed “sleazy, desperate cash grab.” Could it have been great? Absolutely. But it wasn’t.

It’s actually pretty funny that the Ghostbusters 3 rumor mill has started up again, even after a third Ghostbusters movie has come and gone.

As someone who loves both the original movies, I think it’s cool that they still want to try a proper sequel of sorts. It feels a little dirty to be doing it without Harold Ramis. But there are stories they can tell, and ways they can make something funny, sentimental, and ultimately worthy of what’s come before.

That being said, the fact that it’s being written doesn’t mean much. Ghostbusters 3 has been synonymous with “development hell” for nearly 30 years now. I see no reason why now should be any different.

But If we are going to make this movie, let’s not get hung up on Bill Murray this time, okay?

I love the guy as much as anyone, and he’s as responsible as anyone for the original Ghostbusters being what it is. But if they have a chance to make another good Ghostbusters movie without him, then that’s what they should do. Get one or two strong new leads, and throw them in there with Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Annie Potts, and whoever else fits naturally into the story. Let’s see if bustin’ can make us feel good again…

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WWE Survivor Series 2018 Preview – What One Punch Can Change…

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

It’s pretty damn rare that you see an entire pay per view turned on its ear with less than a week out. But low and behold, that’s where we find ourselves with this year’s Survivor Series. It’s amazing just how much one punch can change…

Even having already covered the women’s matches, we’ve got a lot to get to. So let’s dive in!

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH:
Bobby Roode and Chad Gable, the B-Team, the Revival, Lucha House Party, & the Ascension,
Vs.
The Usos, the New Day, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson, SAnitY, & the Colons

Ugh. I hate these matches. I really do. Way too many people. It’s a cluster.

What’s more, there’s a built-in way for them to clean this thing up. Both the New Day and Lucha House Party are three-man groups. So just have it be The Usos and the New Day against Lucha House Party, Bobby Roode, and Chad Gable. See? We just trimmed all the fat.

Not that it matters. This match was thrown together because they felt like they had to do something with the tag teams. It’s a complete and utter toss-up as far as who wins. I’m going to say Team Smackdown because….they have the Usos and the New Day?

PREDICTION: Team Smackdown

WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Mustafa Ali

At some point, Mustafa Ali is winning the Cruiserweight Championship. It’s just a question of when. Survivor Series wouldn’t be too soon. Heck, Wrestlemania wouldn’t have been too soon. But I get the sense they’re not done with Murphy yet. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing. He’s earned this spot. So we’ll let him keep it for now.

PREDICTION: Buddy Murphy

CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION:
Seth Rollins vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

Back in July, I said that Shinsuke Nakamura needed a big win to help him rebound from all those losses to AJ Styles. He got that win, and the United States Championship. But all these months later we’re back in the same spot, even though Nakamura still has the title.

I think we’ve officially reached the point where we can call Nakamura an underachiever on the main roster. I take no joy in saying that, as he’s obviously got no shortage of talent or charisma. And I don’t think there’s any one thing to point to as far as why. For whatever reason, he just hasn’t connected with mainstream audiences in the way we all hoped he would.

But I’m grateful they haven’t given up on him. And in fact, I don’t see any reason why he shouldn’t get a big win over Rollins here. The IC Champ has a perfect out, as he’s still feuding with Dean Ambrose. So they can just have Ambrose come in and cost him the match.

PREDICTION: Shinsuke Nakamura

CHAMPIONS VS. CHAMPIONS:
AOP vs. The Bar

I almost would have rather seen them keep the titles on Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose for this match. They could have had Rollins face Shinsuke Nakamura earlier in the evening, then go into this match with Ambrose having deserted him. He’d have lost both times, but looked like a bad ass in the process. That story is a lot more interesting than the one we have here. I’d say the most interesting thing we have to look forward to here is some kind of spot between the Big Show and Drake Maverick.

WWE has just started to book AOP like the unstoppable force they should have been from the start. So if we must have this match, they should be the ones to walk out victorious. However, this is one of the few times I’d be okay with a non-finish for a pay per view match.

PREDICTION: AOP

CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION:
Brock Lesnar vs. Daniel Bryan

Supposedly, AJ Styles dropped the WWE Championship to Daniel Bryan because Vince McMahon didn’t want him losing to Brock Lesnar two years in a row. I find that logic somewhat confusing. Roman Reigns, who until recently was the company’s top creative priority, took two consecutive pay per view losses to Brock. Still, at least Vince is trying to take care of AJ.

Adding Bryan to this match, as a heel no less, obviously adds an element of intrigue that wasn’t there with Styles. I’m very interested to see what these two do together. It’s been well documented over the last several days that Bryan has wanted this match for years. Regardless, whether it’s Styles or Bryan, I still don’t see Brock losing on this show. Nor should he, quite frankly. Hopefully Bryan can come away with an artistic victory, if not a literal one.

PREDICTION: Brock Lesnar

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH:
Braun Strowman, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Finn Balor, & Bobby Lashley
vs.
The Miz, Shane McMahon, Rey Mysterio, Samoa Joe, & Jeff Hardy

One of the stories going into this match is that if Team Raw wins, Braun Strowman gets a Universal Title Match down the road, as well as a big match with Baron Corbin. With Roman Reigns now on the shelf indefinitely, the course of action going forward should be rather obvious: Build Raw around Braun. What’s the best way to do that? Give him the Universal Championship at Wrestlemamia. Mind you, it doesn’t have to be another singles match against Brock. They can do a Triple-Threat that also includes Drew McIntyre. Or if you want to go way into left field, a Fatal Four-Way with somebody like Dolph Ziggler or Seth Rollins. Either way, Braun should walk out of Wrestlemania with the big red belt.

But if you want to give him the title in April, then there’s no logic in giving him a title shot now. That’s why I think Team Smackdown wins here.

I see Braun somehow getting counted out or disqualified, most likely because of something Corbin does. But have him eliminate a couple of Smackdown guys (Shane and Jeff?) on his way out, just so he still looks strong. Then you do some kind of finish where Miz survives in the end. He’s the only one I really feel strong about surviving here.

PREDICTION: Team Smackdown

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WWE Survivor Series Predictions: Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Just when I think I’ve got my Survivor Series predictions mostly written, I come home from work and find out we’ve got…

– No Becky Lynch, due to an injury apparently caused by Nia Jax during the Raw angle.
– No AJ Styles, and a new WWE Champion in the apparently heel Daniel Bryan.
– A potential Wrestlemania main event thrown together with less than a week’s notice.

So yeah, I had to knock the whole tower of blocks over and start rebuilding.

I’m not going to break up the Survivor Series predictions the way I did Wrestlemania and Summerslam. However, I do think the female side of Survivor Series now deserves special attention. So let’s pull those two matches aside here, and in the process dissect some of the issues at play. We’ll start with the traditional Survivor Series 10-Woman Tag.

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH:
Natalya, Mickie James, Ruby Riott, Nia Jax, & Tamina
Vs.
Asuka, Naomi, Carmella, Sonya Deville & ?

Allegedly, Nia Jax has a ton of heat on her for being careless and injuring opponents. It’s not hard to see why. She apparently just hurt Zelina Vega at Evolution. So she’s going to have to sit in this for awhile. I wouldn’t be surprised if they got her out of there early, possibly via a quick tap-out by Asuka. That LA crowd is going to eat her alive. Best to just rip the band-aid off.

We’ve got a good ol’ fashioned mystery partner in this match. I’m hearing a decent amount of buzz about Nikki Cross, given what they just did with her on Smackdown. But frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Mandy Rose get the spot. On that same Smackdown episode, they had her cut a big promo about being left off the team. This is a chance for them to follow that up.

I was downright floored when Sasha Banks and Bayley weren’t put on Team Raw. You can justify it with the fact that Alexa Bliss, a heel, picked the team. And it’s certainly great to see Ruby Riott get the nod. Still, that’s a hell of an omission.

I see Team Smackdown taking this one. They’ve got a corny, yet emotional storyline going on with Ruby and Natalya right now, so I see that factoring into the finish. If they’re smart (they usually aren’t), they can use the loss to throw some more heat on Alexa, as she obviously skipped two obvious choices in Sasha and Bayley.

PREDICTION: Team Smackdown

Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair

You know what they should do here? Put the title on the line. Why not? Ronda shouldn’t be losing anyway. So just give the match that extra sizzle!

Much like Brock vs. Roman was widely rumored to headline this year’s Wrestlemania for the better part of a year, Ronda vs. Charlotte has been buzzed about for next year’s big show. And yet, here we are.

I’m amazed to hear myself say this twice in one show, but I wouldn’t mind a non-finish here. Not because I’m bound and determined to see it at Wrestlemania, but because this is a huge match that they’re throwing it out there as a hail Mary because of Becky’s injury. I’m very rarely an advocate for non-finishes on pay per views. But I’d be fine with it here.

There’s been a good amount of buzz about Becky now getting the big match with Ronda at Wrestlemania. That’d be absolutely amazing, and she’s beyond deserving. But, given how WWE usually handles these situations, I think a Triple-Threat between Rousey, Flair, and Lynch is much more likely.

Remember, they want Charlotte to be one of their long-term megastars. They want her around long after Ronda is done. That’s why she became the first Women’s Champion of the modern era at Wrestlemania 32. That’s why she was the one to break Asuka’s undefeated streak this year. That’s why she’ll probably be the first one to beat Ronda. For better or worse, that’s their priority. And as much as I hate to say it, that’s why she gets called “the female Roman Reigns.”

Either way, it’ll be very interesting to see where these three ladies are once we get into spring…

PREDICTION: Ronda Rousey

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