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9 Most Shocking Rick Grimes Moments on The Walking Dead

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

The folks over at Fandom just posted a new vid: “9 Shocking Rick Grimes Moments on ‘The Walking Dead.'”

I mention it because it features the voice talents of none other than yours truly.

Very happy to have been a part of it. Hope you’ll check it out!

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Epic Covers: Nightwing #50

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

So yeah, they shot Dick Grayson in the head. That’s one of the latest stunts over at DC. Hey, at least he wasn’t a Heroes in Crisis casualty. Don’t think they wouldn’t have done it.

The gunshot wound leaves Dick with amnesia, and no memory of his life as a superhero. It’s too early to tell if this story is going to be any good. But it does have a lot of potential to make a statement about what Dick means to the DC Universe, not to mention the Batman family as a whole.

This cover is low-key epic. Amidst all its colorful competition, it didn’t exactly jump off the rack. But once you get a closer look, you see that it’s all in the details. Specifically, the scar itself…

I’m hardly an expert on scar tissue. Specifically as it relates to bullet wounds to the head. But this was convincing enough to convey that impact and awe that the cover is shooting for. The texturing, the look of the fold in the skin, the colors. It’s striking.

The big drawback? For the cover, they made the scar look like the Nightwing insignia. Lame.

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Toy Chest Theater: Luke Skywalker by Scoundrels Stock

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Up to this point, “Toy Chest Theater” has been mostly about creating scenes, as opposed to custom characters. But this take on Luke Skywalker from Scoundrels Stock changed that. This thing deserves to be in the spotlight.

This figure is apparently inspired by the Star Wars expanded universe, i.e. the franchise’s seemingly endless litany of novels, comic books, video games, etc. Having consumed a lot of that stuff, I can definitely see it. This seems to be what Luke might look like 10 to 15 years after Return of the Jedi. I can respect keeping him mostly in black, too. As a more mature Jedi, it’s modest, yet imposing.

One of the reasons this struck me so much is because I think this is the Luke Skywalker people wanted to see in The Last Jedi. The whole redemption story was interesting, partially because people didn’t expect that to be what happened to our great hero from the original trilogy. But this was the guy we were expecting. And perhaps in hindsight, should have gotten.

Scoundrels Stock can be found on Instagram and Facebook.

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Anxiety Talk: Adderall and Social Anxiety

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

There was a point in my life where I thought I was past having to deal with social anxiety. That it was a hurdle in my mental health journey that I’d simply overcome. Turns out, not so much. One thing I’ve learned about myself this year is that my social fears and discomforts are pieces of a larger puzzle. One big ol’ mental illness puzzle. Oh, what fun.

Things have been a little emotional at the Siebert house this past year. Tensions have been high at times. Naturally, that stirs up my anxiety. So I’ve had to sort of get myself reacquainted with my social anxiety. Start acknowledging it and recognizing it again.

As a result of these changes, my medication has fluctuated. One such medication is Adderall, which I take for Attention Deficit Disorder. Supposedly, some doctors prescribe Adderall to help with social anxiety. If you’ve been on Adderall, you can probably guess why. I generally do feel more “up” when I take it.

Normally I restrict myself to half a pill, amount 10 milligrams, a day. If I take the full 20 milligram pill, it can actually make my anxiety worse. This is especially bad on a work day. But I had a decent amount of time to kill before going in today, so I went ahead and took the full 20.

I went to get my car worked on. I had my laptop with me, and I pecked away at it in the lobby until they were done. Mind you, I’m feeling pretty productive. That’s what 20 milligrams will do for you.

So at one point, the girl working the front desk calls me up to talk about my car. She gives me a bunch of info, and I instinctively say, “Thank you, miss.” A moment or two later, she thanks me for calling her miss instead of ma’am. She adds that while she’s from the south, where that word more commonly used, at 30 years old she’s not quite ready to be a ma’am yet.

Then something happens.

I’m not good with small talk. I attribute that to my social anxiety. I’m always nervous about slipping up and saying something offensive, embarrassing, or worse, awkward. So I usually just nod and “Yep” my way through interactions like this. Minimum input equals minimum potential for embarrassment or awkwardness.

But here, for some reason, I say: “What part of the south are you from?” I engage. I ask a question, which prompts a response, and the interaction continues.

She says she’s from Texas. She jokes it’s the “good south.” I tell her I have a stepfather from Georgia. The interaction ends as she says my car will be ready soon. We separate.

Little moments like that? They’re huge victories for people with social anxiety. That woman probably has several interactions like that a day. Small connections. But maybe not so small, really. After all, I’m still thinking about it hours later. And would it even have happened without the Adderall? Probably not. I probably would have nodded through it like always.

I can see how people get addicted to Adderall. There are times when it’s in my system that I feel like a completely different person. A friendly person. An inquisitive person. Maybe a more successful person.

Sometimes I wonder if the guy I become when I take Adderall is even me at all. Like it’s a Nutty Professor situation. Regular Rob is bland and dull, and Adderall Rob is somehow smooth, charming and funny. In other words, My best possible self. And who wouldn’t want to be their best possible self all the time?

But we know where that road leads

Still, I’m grateful my doctor introduced me to it. I’m grateful for the extra little moments I get because of Adderall. I suppose it’s just a matter of moderation and perspective. Because Adderall Rob is me. But so is Anxious Rob. Depressed Rob. Creative Rob. Happy Rob. They’re all me. Human beings are complicated like that.

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WWE World Cup Tournament: What It Should Be…

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

Sadly, this WWE World Cup Tournament has officially fallen under the category of “Things that Could Have Been Awesome.” Come to think of it, the whole Crown Jewel show might just be under there as well…

On paper, I love the idea. Especially now that the roster is as large and diverse as it is. You’ve literally got athletes from across the globe. In one big tournament, they can represent their respective countries to determine the “best in the world.”

But that’s not quite how it’s turning out, is it? Thus far, four men have qualified: John Cena, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, Seth Rollins, and Dolph Ziggler. That’s right, folks. Six Americans. And thus, the World Cup tournament is revealed for what it really is: Something they’re using to cram as much star power into the show as possible.

But what if it wasn’t? What if they took this idea and actually got creative with it? What if they took 16 guys from all corners of WWE, each representing a different country. You start the tournament on free TV, narrowing the field down to eight for the pay per view. Then you just do it King of the Ring style. The winner gets an actual World Cup trophy, much like Braun Strowman got that green belt for winning the Greatest Royal Rumble, and maybe a future shot at either the WWE or Universal Championship?

But who would you put in such a tournament? What countries would be represented? I’m glad you asked. Here are my 16 picks for what should have been WWE’s World Cup Tournament. And for the heck of it, I’ll even give you my pick to win…

1. John Cena (USA)
No disrespect to Kurt Angle, but Cena is the guy to represent America in a scenario like this. Not only that, but he should make it all the way to the finals. I wouldn’t give him the win. But beating Cena would be a hell of an exclamation point for the winner to seal the deal. Cena is not only a a 16-time Heavyweight Champion, but many still consider him the face of the company.

2. Rey Mysterio (Mexico)
They’re about to put Rey Mysterio¬† in this tournament on Smackdown 1000 tomorrow night. That works for me. Rey¬† belongs in a tournament like this, representing Mexico. While Rey is heavily identified with California, and was indeed born on the west coast, he’s the man most casual fans identify with the Lucha Libre style. He’s got roots below the border as well, via his uncle, they original Rey Misterio (Yes, it’s spelled with an i.) Something tells me Mexican fans wouldn’t complain about Rey being their flag-waver.

3. Pete Dunne (United Kingdom)
With a new UK-branded show coming to the WWE Network in the near future, there isn’t a better time to feature the UK Champion, Pete Dunne. We’ve seen next to no trace of Dunne on the main roster, which is a shame, as he’s the kind of wrestler most casual fans haven’t seen much of. Going against a Cena or Mysterio would do wonders for him in terms of exposure.

4. Alexander Wolfe (Germany)
Forgot about Alexander Wolfe? Yeah, so has almost everyone else. It’s not necessarily his fault, as they’ve done virtually nothing with SAnitY since calling them up to Smackdown. Plucking Wolfe from obscurity would likely mean a first-round loss. But at least he’d get a match on television. That’s more than he’s gotten lately, isn’t it?

5. Rusev (Bulgaria)
Rusev has literally been a Bulgarian flag-waver for much of his WWE run. So having him in a tournament like this is pretty much a lay-up. It’s not necessarily the best timing in the world, as he’s in the middle of a bitter feud with Aiden English. I can see Rusev losing a first-round match due to interference from English, giving an upset win to an underdog. Like, maybe…

6. Kofi Kingston (Republic of Ghana)
It’s been a long time since WWE played up Kofi’s Ghanan roots. That’s been for the best, obviously. But it would be an excuse they could use to involve the New Day in a tournament like this. Not to mention shine a singles spotlight on Kofi again. Let us not forget, there was a time when he was a legit WWE Title contender.

7. Jinder Mahal (India)
This is another one where you have to suspend your disbelief, as Jinder is actually Canadian. But they spent all that time hyping up his Indian descent. So it’s an easy sell. Jinder wouldn’t get anywhere near the World Cup. But it’d be nice if he got a first-round win, just to throw him a bone. He’s fallen all the way back down the card since losing the WWE Championship.

8. Bobby Roode (Canada)
Do they even acknowledge Roode as being from Canada? It’s not listed on his WWE.com bio. Still, he’s legitimately Canadian. And while things haven’t exactly been glorious for him since he came to Raw, this would be a nice way to spotlight him. So long as they didn’t find a way to shoehorn Chad Gable and the Ascension into it…

9. Aleister Black (Holland)
Here we go. Now we’re talkin’.

The former NXT Champion, and WWE’s resident evil Dutchman. Black still has unfinished business in NXT (presumably with Tommaso Ciampa), but that doesn’t mean he can’t make a few main roster appearances like his predecessors did. Hell, they could even do a first-round match on NXT. Either way, this could have been a great way to introduce Black to a larger audience. An audience he’ll soon be spending plenty of time in front of, one way or another.

10. The Colons (Puerto Rico)
You want somebody for Aleister Black to beat? Here’s your sacrificial lamb, right here. Does it even matter which one? Legitimate talent notwithstanding, these guys have been enhancement match fodder for years now. Sorry, Puerto Rico. You folks got the short end of the stick on this one.

11. Cesaro (Switzerland)
The Swiss, on the other hand? They did alright for themselves.

Regardless of what some might consider to be a lack of charisma, Cesaro has proven time and again that he can turn in absolutely epic matches against top guys. Roman Reigns, John Cena, Seth Rollins, the list goes on. There’s no reason not to allow him to do the same in this setting. While I wouldn’t have him win it, he might very well turn in the match that steals the entire tournament.

12. Shinsuke Nakamura (Japan)
Rey Mysterio is about to earn his spot in the actual tournament by beating Nakamura. But in our fantasy scenario, Nakamura’s first-round opponent would be John Cena. The reigning United States Champion faces a man who some say embodies the spirit of America itself. Not a bad premise, eh? Now just don’t drop the big movie star on his head again…

13. Buddy Murphy (Australia)
The reigning Cruiserweight Champion would be 205 Live‘s contribution to the World Cup tournament. And a pretty damn good one, too. Murphy’s been an overachiever since joining the Cruiserweight Division, turning in stellar matches with the likes of Mustafa Ali and Cedric Alexander. I’d be very curious to see what he and Rey Mysterio could do in the ring together.

14. No Way Jose (Dominican Republic)
Yet another sacrificial lamb, I’m afraid. I can’t speak much for how this gimmick got over in NXT. But it has absolutely died on the main roster. These days, it seems like Jose’s purpose is to dance through backstage sketches. Still, I’d give him a chance to bring his own brand of international flavor to the World Cup tournament.

15. Finn Balor (Ireland)
If anybody on the main roster needs a big win these days, it’s Finn Balor. Not a win over Jinder Mahal on Raw. I’m talking a big, pay per view quality, resume-building win. I’d like to say I’d give it to him here. But I wouldn’t. I’d let him go to the semi-finals, though. Have him lose to either John Cena, or the man I’d actually have take the whole thing home…

16. Drew McIntyre (Scotland)
Here’s your guy, right here. This would be a hell of a crowning moment for a man who got released from WWE, reinvented himself around the world, got back in, won the NXT Championship, and then started stealing the show on Raw week after week.

Drew McIntyre may not have been the “chosen one” in 2009. But in 2019, he just might be. And if they wanted to make this World Cup actually mean something, they’d give it to one of the guys that’s poised to help carry the WWE brand into the next decade.

But alas, that’s just fantasy booking.

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Toy Chest Theater: Poison Ivy by Sebastien Glorian

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

People love to take pictures of toys outside in the grass. Browse action figure photography shots on Instagram or Twitter, and they’ve practically a dime a dozen. I can see why. The natural light. The contrast between the plastic and the plant life. On the surface, it’s a great contrast. It certainly beats shooting them against a blank wall.

This, however, is one of the best “outside” shots I’ve ever seen. For obvious reasons, it makes sense to shoot Poison Ivy among greenery. But Sebastien Glorian did more that just stick her in a bush somewhere. He went the extra mile and mixed up the green with some pink, which adds to the pose the figure is taking. And then you’ve got the sunlight on the hair and skin as the icing on the cake.

It’s a pretty simple shot, when you think about it. Glorian put the figure in the right spot, and let nature do the work. Ivy would be proud.

Sebastien Glorian can be found on Instagram.

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Shawn Michaels’ Return: 6 Dream Matches for HBK

By Rob Siebert
Fanboy Wonder

*sigh* He’s doing it. He’s actually doing it.

Shawn Michaels, who has stayed in retirement for more than eight years since losing to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania XXVI, is getting back in the ring. And of all things, it’s for a tag match with Triple H against Undertaker and Kane in Saudi Arabia. If it wasn’t official before, it damn sure is now. Retirement matches are a joke.

Alright. I’m done. That’s all I’m going to say about the tarnishing of one of the great stories in Wrestlemania history. I’m going to try and look at the silver lining here. This announcement obviously opens the door for more Shawn Michaels matches.

Am I being presumptuous? Possibly. I don’t think we’ll be seeing Shawn on a week-to-week basis. Or even month-to-month basis. Nor should we. But if things go well at Crown Jewel, I think there’s a damn good possibility HBK starts working an Undertaker-like schedule. We’ll see him a few times a year for big shows, most notably Wrestlemania. And if Shawn still has even half the gifts he had when we last saw him wrestle, there’s no shortage of potential new age mat classics he can help create.

I’ve listed six potential HBK opponents below. Some of them are obvious. Some of them might not be. Let the speculation begin!

1. AJ Styles
It doesn’t get more obvious than this, does it?

Both these men are considered to be among the best, if not the best, of their generations. People have been comparing Styles to HBK since his TNA days. Naturally, that talk has only accelerated since he started his WWE run. The run he’s having with the WWE Championship right now isn’t unlike the one Shawn had in 1996. There was even some online buzz about Shawn coming out of retirement last year to wrestle AJ at the Royal Rumble.

Clearly, if you want to talk about dream matches for HBK, this one is as big as almost any other. The problem is that expectations will be sky high. We saw how that worked for AJ and Shinsuke Nakamura at Wrestlemania. Could the same fate befall Styles and Michaels? There’s only one way to find out, I suppose…

2. Daniel Bryan
The battle of the comeback stories. It’s tough to believe these two came back in the same year. What are the odds?

This is another pretty obvious one. Not just because Shawn had a hand in training Bryan, but because fans remember Bryan putting Shawn in the Yes Lock a few years ago (shown above). That’s certainly something they can reference, though they don’t need to. (Let’s be honest, they won’t.)

It would be interesting to see how Bryan’s style would match up with Shawn’s, as they were both often the babyfaces fighting from underneath. What happens when you put two of those guys in the ring together? Hopefully, something damn good.

3. Dolph Ziggler
Let’s make one thing clear: Dolph has never needed to imitate Shawn Michaels. He’s got the kind of natural athleticism and charisma that most wrestlers would fall off Hell in a Cell to have. And yet, Ziggler has clearly made an effort to pay homage to HBK in various ways. His use of the super kick is an obvious example. But at different points he’s worn ring gear that’s obviously based off what Shawn worn in the ’90s.

There’s an interesting story to be told here about all the modern wrestlers that clearly want to be “the next Shawn Michaels.” Shawn has talked about how he never set out to be the “next” anyone. But he’s clearly one of the most imitated wrestlers of the last 15 to 20 years. That’s a good jumping off point for a story about how Ziggler, despite imitating Shawn, has never quite reached the same heights he did. They don’t just have to repeat the Chris Jericho story from Wrestlemania XIX. They can come at it from another angle. Perhaps an even better one.

4. Seth Rollins
Rollins is another guy that falls into that “next Shawn Michaels” category. At face value, there’s not much of a story to tell here outside of the standard “generations collide” tale. But Shawn Michaels vs. Seth Rollins is a match that could address a pretty big elephant in the room: Why the newer, younger stars aren’t as over as the ’90s guys.

Mind you, they don’t have to phrase it that way. But there’s all this talk about “the era” that these guys are from. They’re talking about the Attitude Era, of course. So let’s dive into that. Have Shawn go on television and talk about how Seth can’t ever be like him, because Shawn was able to do things on TV that he could never do. In return, Seth can talk about how the current crop of guys are better conditioned, more athletic, and can do things the Attitude Era guys couldn’t.

The catch? Seth has to win. Regardless of how you feel about the Attitude Era vs. the current product, you just can’t bury the current crop of guys by having their representative lose in a story like that.

5. Roman Reigns
Yeah, I know. We’ve already had to watch Roman Reigns beat Triple H and the Undertaker in Wrestlemania main events. Now he has to beat Shawn too?

Not necessarily. But Roman has as much claim to a match with Shawn Michaels as anyone. He’s the top guy. Shawn used to be the top guy. That’s all the premise you need, really. And don’t think emotions wouldn’t be running high for this one. It would be every bit as volatile as when Reigns was out there with the Undertaker. For the most part, he wouldn’t be able to buy cheers.

Let’s not sell Roman’s in-ring abilities short either. He’s proven he can go out and have that epic, awesome match when the they need him to. Who the hell are we to say he couldn’t do it with, of all people, Shawn Michaels?

6. Tommaso Ciampa
Sam Roberts has pitched this match several times on his podcast. I like it a lot. From a story perspective, this could wind up being the best match out of all these.

What do you notice about the other names on this list? Most of them are babyfaces. AJ Styles. Daniel Bryan. Seth Rollins. Roman Reigns (in theory, at least). While they could all be fantastic in the ring with Shawn, there’s nothing quite like a classic good vs. evil program. And if Tommaso Ciampa has proven anything in the last year, it’s that heroes and villains still have a place in wrestling.

These days, Shawn coaches young talent at the Performance Center in Orlando. So I can only assume he’s more than familiar with the NXT roster. Imagine Shawn Michaels coming out during an NXT show, perhaps to help an injured talent, only to come face to face with Ciampa, and in the process become his next target. Like Johnny Gargano, HBK would make the perfect babyface to feud with the black-hearted Ciampa.

Is there a place for Shawn Michaels in an NXT ring? If, and only if, the story is right, my answer is an emphatic yes.

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