Sadly, this WWE World Cup Tournament has officially fallen under the category of “Things that Could Have Been Awesome.” Come to think of it, the whole Crown Jewel show might just be under there as well…
On paper, I love the idea. Especially now that the roster is as large and diverse as it is. You’ve literally got athletes from across the globe. In one big tournament, they can represent their respective countries to determine the “best in the world.”
But that’s not quite how it’s turning out, is it? Thus far, four men have qualified: John Cena, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, Seth Rollins, and Dolph Ziggler. That’s right, folks. Six Americans. And thus, the World Cup tournament is revealed for what it really is: Something they’re using to cram as much star power into the show as possible.
But what if it wasn’t? What if they took this idea and actually got creative with it? What if they took 16 guys from all corners of WWE, each representing a different country. You start the tournament on free TV, narrowing the field down to eight for the pay per view. Then you just do it King of the Ring style. The winner gets an actual World Cup trophy, much like Braun Strowman got that green belt for winning the Greatest Royal Rumble, and maybe a future shot at either the WWE or Universal Championship?
But who would you put in such a tournament? What countries would be represented? I’m glad you asked. Here are my 16 picks for what should have been WWE’s World Cup Tournament. And for the heck of it, I’ll even give you my pick to win…
1. John Cena (USA)
No disrespect to Kurt Angle, but Cena is the guy to represent America in a scenario like this. Not only that, but he should make it all the way to the finals. I wouldn’t give him the win. But beating Cena would be a hell of an exclamation point for the winner to seal the deal. Cena is not only a a 16-time Heavyweight Champion, but many still consider him the face of the company.
2. Rey Mysterio (Mexico)
They’re about to put Rey Mysterio in this tournament on Smackdown 1000 tomorrow night. That works for me. Rey belongs in a tournament like this, representing Mexico. While Rey is heavily identified with California, and was indeed born on the west coast, he’s the man most casual fans identify with the Lucha Libre style. He’s got roots below the border as well, via his uncle, they original Rey Misterio (Yes, it’s spelled with an i.) Something tells me Mexican fans wouldn’t complain about Rey being their flag-waver.
3. Pete Dunne (United Kingdom)
With a new UK-branded show coming to the WWE Network in the near future, there isn’t a better time to feature the UK Champion, Pete Dunne. We’ve seen next to no trace of Dunne on the main roster, which is a shame, as he’s the kind of wrestler most casual fans haven’t seen much of. Going against a Cena or Mysterio would do wonders for him in terms of exposure.
4. Alexander Wolfe (Germany)
Forgot about Alexander Wolfe? Yeah, so has almost everyone else. It’s not necessarily his fault, as they’ve done virtually nothing with SAnitY since calling them up to Smackdown. Plucking Wolfe from obscurity would likely mean a first-round loss. But at least he’d get a match on television. That’s more than he’s gotten lately, isn’t it?
5. Rusev (Bulgaria)
Rusev has literally been a Bulgarian flag-waver for much of his WWE run. So having him in a tournament like this is pretty much a lay-up. It’s not necessarily the best timing in the world, as he’s in the middle of a bitter feud with Aiden English. I can see Rusev losing a first-round match due to interference from English, giving an upset win to an underdog. Like, maybe…
6. Kofi Kingston (Republic of Ghana)
It’s been a long time since WWE played up Kofi’s Ghanan roots. That’s been for the best, obviously. But it would be an excuse they could use to involve the New Day in a tournament like this. Not to mention shine a singles spotlight on Kofi again. Let us not forget, there was a time when he was a legit WWE Title contender.
7. Jinder Mahal (India)
This is another one where you have to suspend your disbelief, as Jinder is actually Canadian. But they spent all that time hyping up his Indian descent. So it’s an easy sell. Jinder wouldn’t get anywhere near the World Cup. But it’d be nice if he got a first-round win, just to throw him a bone. He’s fallen all the way back down the card since losing the WWE Championship.
8. Bobby Roode (Canada)
Do they even acknowledge Roode as being from Canada? It’s not listed on his WWE.com bio. Still, he’s legitimately Canadian. And while things haven’t exactly been glorious for him since he came to Raw, this would be a nice way to spotlight him. So long as they didn’t find a way to shoehorn Chad Gable and the Ascension into it…
The former NXT Champion, and WWE’s resident evil Dutchman. Black still has unfinished business in NXT (presumably with Tommaso Ciampa), but that doesn’t mean he can’t make a few main roster appearances like his predecessors did. Hell, they could even do a first-round match on NXT. Either way, this could have been a great way to introduce Black to a larger audience. An audience he’ll soon be spending plenty of time in front of, one way or another.
10. The Colons (Puerto Rico)
You want somebody for Aleister Black to beat? Here’s your sacrificial lamb, right here. Does it even matter which one? Legitimate talent notwithstanding, these guys have been enhancement match fodder for years now. Sorry, Puerto Rico. You folks got the short end of the stick on this one.
Regardless of what some might consider to be a lack of charisma, Cesaro has proven time and again that he can turn in absolutely epic matches against top guys. Roman Reigns, John Cena, Seth Rollins, the list goes on. There’s no reason not to allow him to do the same in this setting. While I wouldn’t have him win it, he might very well turn in the match that steals the entire tournament.
12. Shinsuke Nakamura (Japan)
Rey Mysterio is about to earn his spot in the actual tournament by beating Nakamura. But in our fantasy scenario, Nakamura’s first-round opponent would be John Cena. The reigning United States Champion faces a man who some say embodies the spirit of America itself. Not a bad premise, eh? Now just don’t drop the big movie star on his head again…
13. Buddy Murphy (Australia)
The reigning Cruiserweight Champion would be 205 Live‘s contribution to the World Cup tournament. And a pretty damn good one, too. Murphy’s been an overachiever since joining the Cruiserweight Division, turning in stellar matches with the likes of Mustafa Ali and Cedric Alexander. I’d be very curious to see what he and Rey Mysterio could do in the ring together.
14. No Way Jose (Dominican Republic)
Yet another sacrificial lamb, I’m afraid. I can’t speak much for how this gimmick got over in NXT. But it has absolutely died on the main roster. These days, it seems like Jose’s purpose is to dance through backstage sketches. Still, I’d give him a chance to bring his own brand of international flavor to the World Cup tournament.
15. Finn Balor (Ireland)
If anybody on the main roster needs a big win these days, it’s Finn Balor. Not a win over Jinder Mahal on Raw. I’m talking a big, pay per view quality, resume-building win. I’d like to say I’d give it to him here. But I wouldn’t. I’d let him go to the semi-finals, though. Have him lose to either John Cena, or the man I’d actually have take the whole thing home…
16. Drew McIntyre (Scotland)
Here’s your guy, right here. This would be a hell of a crowning moment for a man who got released from WWE, reinvented himself around the world, got back in, won the NXT Championship, and then started stealing the show on Raw week after week.
Drew McIntyre may not have been the “chosen one” in 2009. But in 2019, he just might be. And if they wanted to make this World Cup actually mean something, they’d give it to one of the guys that’s poised to help carry the WWE brand into the next decade.
But alas, that’s just fantasy booking.
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