Wrestlemania Seeds, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

There’s not a lot to be excited about on WWE TV lately, and unfortunately, the crowds are starting to reflect that. It’s now noticeable on TV. When Vince announced Roman Reigns’ number in the Royal Rumble match, the crowd went “meh.” When the Wyatts, the Dudleys, and Ryback were out there, the crowd went “meh.” Even when Chris Jericho is out there nowadays, the crowds tend to go “meh.” It’s certainly a far cry from the crowds of the ’90s and early 2000s.

I think the bottom line is, things add up. Not just the injuries to top stars, but the inability to create new stars, overly scripted promos, 50/50 booking (ask Kalisto about that one), etc.

Sadly, there’s no quick fix. But it’s not all bleak…

The Wyatt Family, Raw, January 18, 2016Ponderings From WWE Raw

The Wyatt Family interrupt Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel, laying out Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns. This seems to confirm rumors that Brock Lesnar and Bray Wyatt are working a program heading into Wrestlemania. I’m not necessarily a fan of them facing off at ‘Mania. This seems like more of a Fastlane match, as a double main event with Roman Reigns and Triple H. Then you have the two winners headline in Dallas. At this point, I think the money is in a Reigns/Lesnar rematch. After all, we never got a clear cut winner last year.

The show opens with a Roman Reigns/Chris Jericho in-ring segment, which becomes a match between Reigns and Rusev, with Jericho as the guest referee. Nothing to write home about here. Reigns was the obvious winner, as they weren’t going to let Rusev beat the top guy in the opening match. It’s a shame Rusev has been relegated to just another guy on the roster. He’s clearly got his character down pat, and is able to inject some nice wit on occasion. Incidentally, where has Lana been since the League of Nations formed?

WWE Raw, January 18, 2016, Chris Jericho, Roman ReignsI was pleased they followed this up with a backstage segment addressing how Jericho was able to spontaneously make a Raw match. That’s not to say I wouldn’t buy him as a matchmaker, though. God knows they need to get Triple H and Stephanie off TV on a regular basis.

Roman Reigns gets the number 1 spot in the Royal Rumble Match. I can’t decide how I feel about this. I get it, and it’s not really a surprise. And of course, we know Roman always has to REALLY strong… But really? Let’s not venture into ridiculous territory, here.

And yes, in this segment Vince McMahon, the chairman of a multimillion dollar corporation, was having trouble popping open various plastic balls. No wonder this show has been in so much damn trouble lately.

The New Day mourn the loss of “Francesca the Trombone.” This little pre-tape was funny. We need to get us a new heel tag team, and fast. The New Day are a lot of things, but they’re not heels.

Becky Lynch, WWE Monday Night Raw, January 18, 2016Becky Lynch gets a shot at Charlotte’s Divas Title at the Royal RumbleFor the second week in a row, Becky steals the show with a passionate, emotionally charged promo. I think we can say she’s officially broken out of the pack, and established her own identity. This exchange between Becky, Charlotte, and Rick Flair was the only damn thing that felt real on this show tonight. I’d love to know how much of that was ad libbed. Particularly the part about her “wheelin’ dealin’, title match stealin’, catch phrase spewin’, obnoxiously wooin’, scenery chewin’, hasn’t a clue-in’, father. That was amazing.

Sheamus & Alberto Del Rio def. Dean Ambrose & Kalisto. I’m beyond disappointed that Kalisto lost the US Title back to Del Rio on Smackdown. Why? Why even give Kalisto the title in the first place? It’s like they somehow realized they had a chance to do something exciting and special with this guy, so they made sure to squash it the very next night. Unbelievable.

On the plus side, Kevin Owens was great on commentary during this match. Most guys are just background noise when they join the announcers. But Owens actually used his mic time to make himself look like more of a prick. His Last Man Standing Match with Ambrose should be a hell of a semi-main event for the Rumble.

The Dudley Boyz, Ryback, WWE Monday Night Raw, January 18, 2016The Wyatt Family def. The Dudley Boyz & Ryback. I’m not sure why the Wyatts and the Dudleys are still being booked against each other. Isn’t there anybody else we could put with the Wyatts to build them up a bit more? Ryback isn’t exactly a new frontier for them, but at least he’s somebody different. The Wyatts beat the Dudleys, Tommy Dreamer, & Rhyno pretty handily. It feels like they’re beating a dead horse here.

Natalya def. Brie Bella. I swear, when those first two notes of Brie’s song hit, my skin always crawls. But hey, at least Nattie got to win.

In the spirit of promoting Total Divas, what this entire match was designed to do, they put Paige in Natalya’s corner. Even though Paige beat up Nattie backstage a few months ago, and may or may not be a heel. Perhaps she’s slipped into Team Bella land, i.e. they flip her back between hero and villain depending on what week it is. And on that topic…

The Big Show punches out all The Social Outcasts. Yep. Smilin’ Big Show is back. And he made absolutely sure this new Social Outcasts group is the reincarnation of 3MB by knocking them all out. No wonder the fans resent this guy so much…

Images courtesy of WWE.com.

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