Jon Stewart Takes a Plunge, A Night of Returns, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

John Cena, Jon Stewart, WWE Summerslam 2015By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

I wasn’t disappointed with Summerslam, despite what many deem to be poor finishes to both Rollins vs. Cena, and Brock vs. Undertaker. The broadcast had a big fight feel to it, which is something most WWE pay per views have been lacking over the last several years. Over the last decade, perhaps. So I can’t complain.

We’ll get to some of those controversial finishes in a bit. But we’ve got no shortage of things to talk about here…

After costing John Cena his match at Summerslam, Jon Stewart gets an Attitude Adjustment. As far as publicity grabs go, it’s hard to top this one. You’ve probably got to go all the way back to the Mike Tyson stuff at Wrestlemania XIV to see WWE get celebrity involvement this good. Arguably the most culturally relevant talk show host in the last 20 years, Jon Stewart, gets physical with their biggest marquee talent, John Cena.

WWE Raw, August 24, 2015, Jon Stewart, Jon CenaSome fans balked at Stewart costing Cena the match at Summerslam. I say boo hoo, get over it. It’s pro wrestling. What did you expect?

Nice move by WWE pulling the Ric Flair card with Stewart’s motivation. This is something they can run with for quite awhile, and make that 16th title win actually mean something. And of course, they got Flair to trot out there and endorse Cena, which we knew was coming. In a perfect world, a heel Flair would take on a protege (Dolph Ziggler, perhaps?), and have him feud with Cena. That way, Cena has a road block in his way for the foreseeable future.

Speaking of heel moves, I really wish Flair hasn’t said that “God’s in the house tonight,” line. He used to talk like that in TNA, didn’t he? He was on the show as a babyface. But referring to yourself as God is pretty much the biggest heel move in the book.

The Dudley Boyz return and attack The New Day. Before we get into the Dudleys, it has to be said: That trombone entrance was classic. A comedy bit on Raw that was actually funny. Who’da thunk it? It’s no wonder these guys are hearing some cheers nowadays. They even got a “That was awesome!” chant.

The Dudley Boyz, Raw, August 24, 2015But of course, The Dudley Boyz returning from out of nowhere stole the segment, and perhaps the entire show. It’s tough to believe we haven’t seen these guys on WWE TV in about 10 years. As a longtime fan, it’s really gratifying to see they’re getting one last run on the big stage. I only wished Titus O’Neil would have kept his mouth shut during their big entrance. JBL was actually doing a decent job hyping them up, but Titus kept trying to talk over him.

I can only assume the reason it’s taken so long to get the Dudleys back after Bubba’s appearance in the Royal Rumble match had to do with them getting a deal that was right for them. The Dudleys are a legendary team with some nice Attitude Era name value. So I imagine WWE will get their money’s worth.

It’ll be interesting to see how Bubba Ray and D-Von evolve the act after all these years. Obviously Bubba, the former Bully Ray in TNA, has upped his game quite a bit since WWE fans last saw him. When they put a mic in his hands, things could get really interesting.

WWE Raw, August 24, 2015, StingSting surprises The Authority during Seth Rollins statue unveiling. Better late than never, I suppose. Did Summerslam need Sting? Not really. Would it have been cool to see him involved in the match with the Wyatts, Roman Reigns, and Dean Ambrose? Absolutely. But at least this way, he’ll presumably get to main event a WWE pay per view against Rollins.

So it looks like it’s Sting vs. Seth Rollins for the WWE Championship at Night of Champions. Naturally, Rollins isn’t going to lose the title to Sting. So that means Sting has to lose…again. Not to be presumptuous, but from a win/loss perspective, this guy just can’t catch a break. He makes his big debut against Triple H at Summerslam, and he loses. So now he gets a follow up match against Seth Rollins, and he’s presumably going to lose. At some point, Sting has to beat somebody, doesn’t he?

Hey, what about Bo Dallas? He seems like easy pickings these days…

After controversial Summerslam finish, Brock Lesnar takes Bo Dallas to “Suplex City.” Paul Heyman is probably one of the few performers on the planet who could come out at the top of the show every week and do that 20 minute promo spot without anyone getting tired of it.

WWE Raw, August 24, 2015, Brock Lesnar, Bo DallasDespite what WWE would have you believe, The Undertaker has tapped before. As I recall, there was a Kurt Angle vs. Undertaker match that ended in a simultaneous pinfall/submission finish. Angle had ‘Taker in a triangle choke, but his shoulders were down. As the ref counted three, ‘Taker tapped out.

This obviously isn’t the route many of us thought they’d go. Another Undertaker loss would have naturally led us to ‘Taker getting one last chance at Wrestlemania XXXII. But of course, now it’s the rubber match. Hell, Heyman kinda/sorta laid down the challenge tonight. I’m curious to see who Brock wrestles before we head to Dallas next Spring. One thing’s for sure, it won’t be Bo Dallas. His body bounced on that first suplex…

Paige, Charlotte, and Becky Lynch appear on Miz TV. This segment came off heavily scripted. It seemed like the girls were reciting memorized dialogue. Although Paige’s stuff about this being “the era of the female athlete” was decent. I wish we could have heard from Becky a bit more. She didn’t get to say much, but she came off quirky.

Sadly, I had to mute the TV when the Bellas showed up. As I’ve said before, when the Bellas are on the mic, they get X-Pac heat from me.

PCB, WWE Raw, August 24, 2015Incidentally, Charlotte’s line about The Four Horsemen being “the greatest faction in WWE history” was a stinker. You’d think she, of all people, would know the Horsemen were an NWA/WCW group, as opposed to a WWE one. Is that nitpicking? Yes. Is she at fault? Not necessarily. But that still stuck out like a sore thumb.

Braun Stowman debuts on Raw as a member of The Wyatt Family. Who is Braun Stowman? Full disclosure: I have no idea. But he’s got the right look for The Wyatt Family, that’s for sure. It’s like he has the body of a fully grown man, but the face of a wide-eyed little boy. But what, if anything, does his appearance means for Erick Rowan’s future?

After the loss to Neville & Stephen Amell at Summerslam, Stardust attacks King Barrett before dodging a Red Arrow from Neville. Damn. Barret takes the pin at Summerslam, then gets beat up by his partner the next night. If Bo Dallas isn’t available, Barrett would be another sure fire victory for Sting. Nothing personal, but this guy has turned into one of WWE’s biggest losers.

Images courtesy of WWE.com.

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