By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder
After going on a rant against Seth Rollins, Triple H makes Kane “guardian of the gate” at Extreme Rules. Kane really nailed this one. It’s amazing how the right program with the right partner can reinvigorate a character. Hell, about a year ago I was ready for a Triple H/Big Show match on pay per view. Now I’m just about ready for a Seth Rollins/Kane match for the WWE Title. And yes, I did enjoy that El Torito line.
My guess is at Extreme , Kane keeps J&J Security out of the cage, and possibly even Triple H. But then he ends up accidentally slamming the door on Orton’s head or something, costing him the match.
Randy Orton goes on a “Stunning Spree.” Stone Cold Steve Austin used to do this kind of thing occasionally. He’d just come out and hit the Stone Cold Stunner on random guys, heel or babyface. And oddly enough, Orton’s “Venom” shirt is slightly reminiscent of a Stone Cold shirt they used to sell during the Attitude Era. Still, the crowd was into it. And it’s still fun to watch.
Incidentally, Orton’s promos have been better recently. For my money, angry Orton beats slow and methodical Orton any day.
Seth Rollins def. Dolph Ziggler in the main event. Now this was a main event. Two five-star performers going one-on-one. A predictable finish, of course, with Sheamus costing Ziggler the match. But seeing Dolph being featured so prominently in a Raw main event was pretty damn cool.
Fandango def. Curtis Axel. I came away from this match thinking about Axel dancing during Fandango’s entrance. I’m not sure if that was a good move or a bad one, as the attention was obviously supposed to be on Fandango. Either way, he got himself noticed.
The decision to turn Fandango into a babyface is a curious one, and actually seems two years too late. The real-life Curtis Hussey has always been a great talent, and he really dove into this role head-first. But they didn’t seem to know what to do with him once “Fandangoing” became a big thing. I’m not immensely optimistic that he can gain a lot of momentum as a babyface. But I’m definitely rooting for him.
Speaking of missing the boat on a great talent…
Summer Rae costs Damien Sandow his match with The Miz. I wondered if this was going to happen. Summer Rae turns on Sandow, giving Miz the win. So…where does Sandow go from here? Is he dead in the water? Does he start from scratch now after gaining all that steam?
John Cena def. Kane in another US Open Challenge. I’m starting to look forward to this segment every week, even if we do have to endure a hokey John Cena promo every time. Thus far it’s given the midcard guys (Stardust, for example), a nice chance to shine, even if they do end up losing in the end.
However, as good as Kane was with his promo, he wasn’t the guy I wanted to see come out there this week. In all honesty, I’d have preferred Heath Slater.
Naomi def. Brie Bella. Good lord…STOP PUTTING THE BELLAS ON COMMENTARY. Instant mute button! And yes, I know I’m being a hater, but I refuse to buy them as babyfaces. I’m on Team Naomi. Her promos are decent (though her punches suck), and she’s talking about how she’s been held down too long by management. She’s got my vote. Better her than one of the Kardashian twins…
The New Day def. The Lucha Dragons. They’re heading in a heel direction with The New Day, which of course is the direction they should have taken to begin with. More than anybody, Kofi Kingston should be thrilled about that. This poor guy has been a smilin’ babyface for the better part of eight years now, and he’s never had the chance to go heel. And it’s not like he’s just a nobody. He’s been a midcard champion multiple times. I’m very interested to see what he can do on that side of the fence.
Dean Ambrose and Luke Harper have a brawl. I’m no more into Luke Harper now than I was when I was in The Wyatt Family. All I really know about him is that he’s a big guy with dirty clothes and big eyes. There’s nothing for me to grasp about him. He just feels like Bray Wyatt light.
Sheamus brutalizes Zack Ryder, cutting a promo all the while. Jeez. As if Zack Ryder hasn’t suffered enough…
Ponderings From Elsewhere in the Wrestling World:
Taz and TNA part ways. Apparently due to issues with late paychecks, Taz has parted ways with TNA. It truly seems to be a sad state of affairs down in Dixieland, with so many talents dropping like flies. Still, I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing Taz return to the announce position on Raw or Smackdown. Of perhaps more likely, doing something with the WWE Network. At one point, Taz was indeed the best color man in the business. I’m not sure who that distinction would go to these days. Certainly not Booker T. or JBL. But hopefully that door is still open, if WWE chooses to go in that direction.
Missy Hyatt arrested for grand theft in Florida last month. This sad bit of news surfaced late last week. According to the report, what the real-life Melissa Hiatt stole was worth more than $300, but less than $500. Needless to say, it’s sad whenever this kind of thing happens. But hey, if we want to spray a little positivity on this, we can always say: “Controversy follows Missy Hyatt wherever she goes.”
Images 1-4 from WWE.com. Image 5 from noticiasdewrestlingexpress.blogspot.com.
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