Talking Dead, and Other Ponderings From WWE Battleground and Raw

The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, WWE Raw, 07/20/2015By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Thoughts From Battleground and Raw:

The Undertaker costs Brock Lesnar the WWE Championship at Battleground. Wrestlemania XXX rematch to take place at Summerslam.

How ironic. The way to breathe some new life into Raw was to bring in the Dead Man.

I’m not sure how much fan desire there’s been to see The Undertaker face Brock Lesnar again. A potential Undertaker/Sting match is what’s been on a lot of people’s minds. But for my money, an Undertaker/Lesnar rematch was inevitable, so long as ‘Taker is healthy enough to hang with the ultra-physical Lesnar. From a storyline perspective, Lesnar took something from The Undertaker that he can never get back. Something that defined ‘Taker’s legacy more than anything else he’s done. So at some point, we needed a revenge angle, or at least something with ‘Taker and Brock before one of them left.

Having Undertaker cost Lesnar the match with Rollins at Battleground was probably the best non-finish they could have done. Rollins was leaving with the title either way. And Undertaker’s promo on Raw was excellent. Oddly enough, the best part was that little growl he let out at the very start. Bone chilling.

The Undertaker, Raw, 09/20/2015The brawl between Lesnar and ‘Taker was classic WWE. It’s something we’ve seen a million times. But I won’t complain. Hearing Lesnar shout “I’ll kill you!” at ‘Taker a few times was hilarious. And you know what? I believe him…

Going into Summerslam, my question is: What’s the finish? Who wins? It doesn’t make much sense to have Brock, the biggest babyface in the company, lose to ‘Taker. So I’d have to assume that someone’s going to cost ‘Taker the match to set up a Wrestlemania bout. So we may know more about ‘Taker’s Wrestlemania XXXII match sooner than we thought.

In any event, the presence of a healthy Undertaker brings a much needed epic feel to both Raw and Summerslam. But now the question is, how do they keep some of that momentum going as we head into fall?

Charlotte def. Brie Bella, Paige & Becky Lynch def. Sasha Banks & Naomi. I haven’t had a chance to talk about the “Divas Transformation” yet. So let’s get into it…

Charlotte, Brie Bella, Raw, 09/20/2015Tonight was the first time I had any interest in not one, but two women’s wrestling matches on Raw in quite some time. That’s not because women’s wrestling isn’t interesting or fun. It’s simply that I, like many others, have simply been waiting for good women’s wrestling in WWE. Not to mention some new faces. For months it’s been The Bella Twins, over and over again.

The additions of Charlotte, Sasha Banks, and Becky Lynch to the main roster have the potential to be a huge breath of fresh air. It’s obviously something NXT fans have been clamoring for over the last several months. It adds a great deal of intrigue to a division that has been void of it for the longest time.

Between her victory in the triple threat match at Battleground, and her solid match with Brie Bella this week, the world has definitely gotten to see what Charlotte is made of. That’s a great thing, as she’s potentially the diamond in the rough here. I’m not sure what WWE is aiming for with these teams of three. But either way, we’re introducing new faces, and attempting to make new stars. It’s hard to find much fault in that, at least at this juncture.

WWE Raw, 09/20/2015, Seth Rollins, John CenaJohn Cena confronts Seth Rollins on Raw. So this is what they’re doing with Rollins at Summerslam, huh? A title unification match with Cena. Eh, that’s fair enough, I guess. Having two midcard titles isn’t the end of the world, but I’ll admit it is a little redundant. It’s a bit of a shame, though. After so many years, the United States Title finally means something. A World Title vs. US Title match actually has a big match feel to it. And now the latter is going away…

I suppose the upside here is that now WWE will have a chance to finally add up the importance of the Intercontinental Title. Though to do that, I suspect they’ll have to get it away from Ryback and The Big Show.

Cesaro positioned as babyface in Raw main event, teams with John Cena and Randy Orton. Gee, we’re only a year and a half late on this one. Cesaro doesn’t fit the traditional WWE superstar mold, in that he isn’t an amazing talker. But what he lacks in vocal skills, he makes up for in wrestling skills. To use a very broad analogy, he’s in the same category as guys like Ricky Steamboat, Bret Hart, and Daniel Bryan.

WWE Raw, 07/20/2015If they’re looking for a pair of guys to reinvigorate the Intercontinental Title this fall, they need look no further than Cesaro and Kevin Owens. They can do what Daniel Bryan was supposed to do after Wrestlemania, and make that belt the “worker’s title” again.

Bray Wyatt reunites with Luke Harper to defeat Roman Reigns at Battleground. Not a huge surprise, here. After all, Harper and Erick Rowan had already reunited before the latter got injured. Why they even broke The Wyatt Family up to begin with is still a mystery to me. What did these men do as individuals that they couldn’t have done as a group?

The buzz is that at Summerslam it’ll be Wyatt, Harper, and someone else against Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Sting. That’s a hell of a six-man tag, and a chance at some redemption for Sting. Yet another unsolved mystery is why he lost to Triple H at Wrestlemania. What good did that do for either man?

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The Undertaker Rises? Plus, WWE Battleground 2015 Predictions

The UndertakerBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

The question of whether Battleground is worth watching largely boils down to this: How much credence do you give to a rumor?

This week the rumor mill is aflame with word that The Undertaker, (Yes, The Undertaker!), will be showing up at Battleground to start an angle for Summerslam. Adding fuel to the fire are the number of mentions ‘Taker has gotten on WWE TV lately, including this past week on Raw when Paul Heyman taunted Kane for being “The Undertaker’s baby brother.”

A potential Undertaker appearance obviously heats Battleground up tremendously. And let’s be honest: Battleground is, and always has been, a fairly useless filler pay per view. This year’s show has a bit more going for it, with the much-anticipated match between Brock Lesnar and Seth Rollins, and the rubber match between John Cena and Kevin Owens. But the undercard was so cold that icicles were forming around my TV screen. These past few months, WWE as a whole has been almost unbearably stagnant and boring.

Wrestlemania XXX, The UndertakerAn Undertaker appearance has the potential to give the show, and WWE as a whole, a much-needed shake up. But if I’m still on the fence about watching Battleground, I’m not letting a rumor push me one way or the other. You set yourself up for tremendous letdown that way. TELL me ‘Taker’s going to be there, and you’ve sold me. Hell, he’s even got a built-in opponent waiting for him…

But more on that later. First, let’s sift through the mediocrity…

WWE Battleground 2015, King Barrett, R-TruthPRE-SHOW MATCH:
King Barrett vs. R-Truth

I talked about this a couple of weeks ago, but it’s worth noting again: Does Barrett have to wear a crown and robe to the ring? Yes, it’s been done in the past. And yes, we all know he’s English. But he just looks so…stupid! Where did they buy that stuff? Target? I can only assume Barrett is winning this one. But does it really matter at this point? Despite their many talents, both of these men seem to be permanently relegated to jobbing or bad comedy skits.

PREDICTION: King Barrett

WWE Battleground 2015, Prime Time Players, The New DayWWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Prime Time Players (c) vs. The New Day

The Prime Time Players are great babyface champions, and I’m a big fan of theirs. But The New Day had a good thing going as heel tag team champions. When they dropped the belts, they lost a lot of momentum. So it seems like the right thing to do here is put the straps back on Kofi, Big E., and Xavier. If they’re looking for something to do with the tag belts at Summerslam, I wouldn’t be opposed to a 2-out-of-3 falls match, similar to what they did with Tyson Kidd and Cesaro. In the end, The New Day having the titles makes for more compelling television.

PREDICTION: The New Day

WWE Battleground 2015, Randy Orton, SheamusRandy Orton vs. Sheamus

*yawn*

Look, I’m sorry! But these guys just don’t do it for me. From a character perspective, they just don’t have a lot of chemistry. They’re not exactly magic in the ring, either. That’s not a slam on either of them. But at this point, when they’re together it’s like Nyquil. I’m never one to count out a pleasant surprise, but…well…let’s just get this one overwith. I’m going with Orton here, as traditionally the guy with the Money in the Bank briefcase tends to lose a lot before cashing in. Plus, this is kind of a filler match anyway, right? So in the end, does it matter who wins or loses?

PREDICTION: Randy Orton

WWE Battleground 2015, Roman Reigns, Bray WyattRoman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

These two have a nice hero/villain chemistry, so I enjoy seeing them work together. I just wish their program was a little more focused. At first it looked like it was going to be about Bray getting in Reigns’ head by talking about his family. Then they moved away from that, and it became about Wyatt simply wanting to keep Reigns off the top of the mountain. These past few weeks have been more about general mind games. For the sake of both Reigns and Wyatt, I wish this program had more meat to it. I can only assume they’re going to take this to Summerslam. So we’ll go with Wyatt as the winner here, for the sake of giving Reigns the revenge motive next month.

PREDICTION: Bray Wyatt

WWE Battleground 2015, John Cena, Kevin OwensWWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH:
John Cena (c) vs. Kevin Owens

I imagine this must be frustrating for fans who live to loathe John Cena. WWE intentionally pushed him to the middle of the card to make room in the main event picture for guys like Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. But this feud with Kevin Owens has pushed him right back into the upper card.

At the end of the day, this whole John Cena/US Title scenario has always been about elevating the championship, and the individual who beats Cena for it. So as far as I’m concerned, there’s no way this program doesn’t end with Owens getting the title. The question is, do they pull the trigger now or at Summerslam? These two have been working together several months, but I can’t say I’m tired of them yet. Plus, there is a way to add a fresh new element to this rivalry: Cesaro. Cena and Cesaro have have two really good matches on Raw recently, so he’d be a natural addition to the proceedings. Given the quality of matches these two have had recently, you’ve got to think a triple threat match be a heavy candidate to steal the show.

As for Battleground…I say give it to Cena via a Cesaro interference that costs Owens the match. That way they can start paving the road to a three-way at Summerslam. Another loss won’t hurt Owens. Especially if he’s due to come out on top in the end.

PREDICTION: John Cena

WWE Battleground 2015, Seth Rollins, Brock LesnarWWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Brock Lesnar

This was easily the match I’d have picked to headline Summerslam. The fact that they bumped it up to Battleground might very well be an indicator The Undertaker is returning. There hasn’t necessarily been much fan interest in a Wrestlemania XXX rematch with Brock. And as the biggest babyface in the company, that match might put Brock in an awkward position. Still, I’d pay to see it. It’d also be easy to put ‘Taker with Rollins, as he’s the biggest heel in the company.

But with or without The Undertaker, I see Rollins going over here. If they’re going to switch the title, it’s going to be at Summerslam. This match is either part of a build up to some sort of gimmick match main event next month, or it’s a blow off to put either Lesnar or Rollins with ‘Taker. Either way, there’s little benefit in putting the title on Lesnar at Battleground.

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Cena and Cesaro Go Again, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

John Cena, Cesaro, Raw, 07/06/2015By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

John Cena def. Cesaro in latest open challenge. What more can we say about John Cena and Cesaro at this point? They’ve now given us two awesome matches on back-to-back episodes of Raw, and this week they main evented the show. It’s just a shame that as far as Cesaro is concerned, it may all be for naught.

There aren’t many men on the main-event roster capable of delivering consistently great matches the way Cesaro does. But ultimately, that’s really not what WWE is looking for as far as their top-tier talent is concerned. WWE wants to create characters that can have box office, merchandising and licensing appeal. And no matter how many great matches Cesaro has with John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, or whoever they put him in the ring with, he doesn’t fit their mold for what a top talent should be. Does that mean he can’t be a top talent? Of course not. In the eyes of many, including mine, he’s earned his right to at least have a shot at it. But WWE clearly doesn’t see that in him right now. It also doesn’t help that WWE wants their main event stars to go out there every week and deliver extensive monologues. Clearly, that’s not Cesaro’s strong point. Cesaro’s passion, his uniqueness, is on display in the ring. It’s just a shame that’s not really where WWE always looks when choosing who gets those main event slots.

Kevin Owens, Finn Balor, WWE Beast in the East, July 4, 2015Kevin Owens loses NXT Title to Finn Balor in Japan, attacks Cena after Raw main event. Not at all a surprise to see Owens lose the title to Finn Balor. That has seemingly been in the works for awhile now. The question is, do they pull the trigger at Battleground, and put the United States Title on him? I’d say eventually the answer will be yes. The question is, do you hold off on doing it until Summerslam? If I’ve got the book, they’d hold off another month, and try to put Cena and Owens in some kind of gimmick match to blow this off. Whether they can find a creative way to extend the program another month is a different story entirely.

Brock Lesnar intimidates Seth Rollins two weeks before Battleground, destroying J&J Security’s new Cadillac with an axe. Seeing Brock pull out that axe was chilling. For a moment, I honestly believed he was going to chase Rollins out of the ring with a friggin’ axe. But of course, the axe was meant for the car. Fair enough, I suppose. On one hand, it’s cool to see Lesnar wielding a weapon like that. On the other hand, Brock Lesnar is someone who destroys people with fists and suplexes. It’s more fun to see him to that kind of stuff, especially now that he’s a good guy.

Brock Lesnar, Paul Heyman, Raw, 07/06/2015I’m still getting used to Paul Heyman cutting babyface promos. Granted, he hasn’t changed much about his delivery. He’s simply not going out of his way to insult people. But the fact is, the character is a fan favorite now. I can only assume this is temporary, and that Heyman will turn on Brock at some point. Heyman is in his element when he’s a heel. He’s always been that way. So I’m looking forward to the day he gets to show his true colors again.

An apparently healed Rusev brutalizes Dolph Ziggler. So now Rusev is back, right? Does this mean we can put him back with Lana and finally move forward? Maybe that’s why I’m so short tempered with this angle. We can see the destination a mile away. I know people really like Lana, but she’s out of her element without Rusev. She’s not a wrestler, and I don’t anticipate she’ll be a wrestler any time soon. So I don’t see how she can be a franchise player for them.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, WWE 2K16Stone Cold Steve Austin announced for the cover of WWE 2K16. They’re on a roll with these video game commercials. Last year they had Sting, now this year they’ve got Steve Austin digging up the old “Smoking Skull Belt.” Awesome stuff. It’s pretty tough to go wrong with Austin. I imagine that’s something they’re keeping in mind for Wrestlemania.

King Barrett def. R-Truth. Can we have Barrett not wear the damn crown and cape anymore? I understand that he’s a heel, but that look isn’t helping him. Can’t we do something a little more subtle? Have him put a crown on his tights or something. He doesn’t literally have to go out there and dress like a king every week, does he?

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John Cena and Cesaro Steal the Show, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

Jamie Noble, Seth Rollins, Raw, June 29, 2015By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Raw has been extremely frustrating in recent weeks. More frustrating than I can ever remember it being in the nearly 20 years I’ve been watching. It’s becoming tough to get through, even the help of a DVR. Even Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman haven’t been able to up my enthusiasm.

It’s not one specific thing that irks me right now. I’m sure if you talk to a lot of fans, they’d tell you a lot of the same things…

– The show is too damn long. Everything is so stretched and prolonged for the sake of time that it actually becomes boring.

– We don’t need a 20-minute monologue at the start of every show to get us invested. We’re already invested. We’re watching the show! And the casual fans that are tuning in at the top of the show are likely so bored by the long-winded promos and bad acting that they’re changing the channel anyway.

Mr. McMahon, Raw, Attitude Era– The Authority storyline has gone on too long. The whole “evil authority figure” story has been old hat since Vince McMahon himself perfected it in the late ’90s. Before the Attitude Era, we didn’t need an evil boss to drive the show forward. We just let the stories unfold. Why can”t we do that now?

– I hate to be this way, because I have no desire to see anyone out of a job. But this show desperately needs new faces. Big Show, Kane, Randy Orton, The Bella Twins, etc. These guys are all treading water. I imagine part of the reason NXT is so hot right now is because there are so many talents down there that fans haven’t seen before. Meanwhile, on the flagship show they’re still seeing certain talents that have been around for nearly two decades! We desperately need to mix things up.

Like the last several episodes, this week’s Raw was largely forgettable, and tough to get through. There were, however, a few bright spots. I’ll happily talk about them here.

Cesaro, John Cena, Raw, 06292015John Cena and Cesaro steal the show in US Title open challenge match. Cena and Cesaro have always had great chemistry. They’ve had some awesome matches, and while this wasn’t their best outing, it was definitely a breath of fresh air. I was pleasantly surprised to see Cena diversify his arsenal here. Mind you, that springboard stunner still looks like crap. But at least he’s trying. And in this match he definitely succeeded.

It’s tough to believe that in 2015, we’re saying a John Cena program is the creative highlight of a Raw. But these US Title open challenges, along with the story he’s telling with Kevin Owens have made him one of Raw’s MVPs in recent weeks.

As for Cesaro, this poor guy just can’t catch a break. Whether it’s the Wrestlemania battle royal last year, or being a tag team champion this year, the guy is becoming the poster boy for start-and-stop pushes. But if tonight proved anything, it’s that Cesaro deserves to play a prominent role on WWE television.

Bray Wyatt, Raw, 06/29/2015Bray Wyatt continues to target Roman Reigns, saying he’s the yin to Reigns’ yang. It seems like they’re trying to create a Batman/Joker dynamic here. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. Reigns and Wyatt certainly fit those molds.

In his promo this week, Wyatt kept emphasizing: “Anyone but you, Roman.” That’s interesting, as that’s essentially the attitude the fans had toward Reigns at the Royal Rumble. I’m curious to see if Wyatt acknowledges that, and if so, how Reigns responds. It doesn’t look like they’re going the “family man” route anymore. That’s fine, so long as they know where they are going with this angle…

Sheamus def. Neville. I was as disappointed with Sheamus winning the Money in the Bank briefcase as a lot of people were. But he does have pretty good matches. I don’t have high hopes as far as how things will be if/when Sheamus cashes in and wins. But at least it’ll be something different.

Raw, 06/29/2015, Sheamus, NevilleAs for Neville, he’s usually fun to watch. I’m not really a fan of when he does those back flips in the ring for no real reason. But he’s starting to carve out a little niche for himself on the roster.

And that’s it. From a three hour show, I was able to list just three things I found appealing. Keep in mind, I’m usually a pretty optimistic wrestling fan. But right now, the show is just not good. Here’s hoping the build for Summerslam reinvigorates things.

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Dusty Rhodes, Brock Lesnar, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

Dusty RhodesBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Obviously, Dusty Rhodes is on everybody’s mind this week, and rightfully so. In an industry where words like “legend” and “icon” are thrown around far too loosely, Dusty was truly both. His mic work was some of the best ever, and his matches with the likes of Ric Flair are forever etched into the annals of wrestling history.

Thanks for the memories, Dream. What a life, what a man.

Ponderings From WWE Raw:

WWE Battleground 2015, Seth Rollins, Brock LesnarBrock Lesnar returns, will face Seth Rollins for the WWE Championship at Battleground. Battleground, huh? They’re making this match for Battleground? That’s an odd move, in my book. The inevitable match between Seth Rollins and Brock Lesnar seemed tailor-made for Summerslam. I can only assume they’re getting the initial encounter out of the way at Battleground so they can make the Summerslam rematch bigger. Cage match, maybe? In a perfect world, it’d be Hell in a Cell, but they can’t necessarily do that because of the Hell in a Cell pay per view in October.

Either way, it’s great to see Lesnar back, even if he didn’t do anything but stand there. I’m pleased they didn’t have Paul Heyman say anything this week. This way we can build the anticipation for whatever he’s going to say next week. But even if the build up is lackluster, I imagine the match will be spectacular, even if it does involve some sort of BS finish to get us to Summerslam.

WWE Raw, June 15, 2015, Kevin OwensKevin Owens beats Dolph Ziggler in an open challenge, later powerbombs Machine Gun Kelly off the stage. I was worried about Owens coming off like a babyface earlier in the show when he threw out that open challenge. But he pulled a great heel move by slipping in that it wasn’t for the NXT Championship. But then he leaned babyface again when he attacked Machine Gun Kelly. Yes, I know that’s technically a heel move. But let’s be honest: Nobody likes musical performances on Raw. It never works. So Owens doing that stunt with MGK did more to raise his popularity than hurt it.

So here’s what I’m thinking: Owens loses the NXT Championship to Finn Balor at the big Japan show in July. Then he goes on to win the United States Title from John Cena at Battleground, and essentially take the torch. It seems like the most logical thing to do from here. Then again, WWE hasn’t always been big on logic…

WWE Raw, June 14, 2015, Bray WyattBray Wyatt costs Roman Reigns the Money in the Bank Ladder Match, cuts a promo with a photo of his daughter on Raw. I was wondering why they showed that awful Fatherhood.gov commercial with Roman Reigns, the Samoan Bad Ass, singing “I’m a Little Tea Pot.”

But in light of what we saw with Bray, it makes a little more sense. If they are indeed doing an angle with Reigns’ daughter, it could go a long way in terms of allowing the fans to build a more personal connection with him. On the other hand, it could turn into a lot of hokey, stupid crap. Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio Jr. had some awesome matches in the mid 2000s. But that whole storyline about Eddie trying to get custory of Rey’s son was awful. Lots of bad acting, lots of contrived storytelling. It was just bad. So just let’s hope this ends up helping Reigns instead of hurting him.

Randy Orton mixes it up with Sheamus and Kane. Yeah, I switched to the NHL play offs during the Orton/Kane match. How many times have we seen these guys wrestle over the years? No thanks.

WWE Raw, June 15, 2015, SheamusI found myself phasing out when Orton attacked Sheamus too. I just feel like I’ve seen all this stuff. Coming out of Money in the Bank, I actually would have preferred they put Sheamus with Roman Reigns, and Randy Orton with Bray Wyatt. Those are two programs I could have sunk my teeth into. At least at first glance.

On the subject of Kane, I’m still surprised they haven’t put the mask back on him and turned him babyface for a match against Rollins.. It seemed like that was the direction they were going in.

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Too. Much. Talking. Plus, Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

WWE Raw, June 8, 2015, John Cena, Kevin OwensBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

After the first 30 minutes, this show fell apart. It was just awful. The disadvantages of the three-hour format have never been more obvious than they were this week. WAY too much talking done by guys who shouldn’t be forced to talk so much to begin with. And this was the go-home show for a pay per view…

But let’s start on a high note…

Kevin Owens def. Neville in an NXT Championship open challenge. After defeating Zack Ryder in a similar match on Smackdown, Owens issued another open challenge this week to start the show. Not surprisingly, this was the best match of the night. This Kevin Owens/John Cena program is the best thing happening in the company right now, mostly because of the desperately-needed freshness that Owens has injected into the show. I’ll never discount Cena for the role he’s played in things. But let’s be honest: This week he went out there and said what he always says. Owens is a compelling new character, who comes off very genuine and believable. What’s more, he’s a great wrestler. For the time being, his segments are must-watch.

WWE Raw, June 8, 2015, Joey Mercury, Seth RollinsJ&J Security def. Seth Rollins in the handicap match main event. The sad thing is that after such a bad show, even Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins looked tarnished. So does this mean they’re breaking Seth Rollins away from Mercury and Noble? Probably not. Otherwise, what do you do with these two guys that just beat your champion? Take them off TV? It seems more likely Rollins will settle things by beating them up down the line.

Byron Saxton takes Booker T’s place on commentary this week. With Booker allegedly off doing Tough Enough stuff, Byron Saxton was back on Raw this week. This poor guy just can’t catch a break. After they did the angle with Lesnar beating up the commentators in April, they shoved this poor guy out there on his own to get eaten alive. This week, they put him with Michael Cole and JBL and was obviously the third wheel. If Booker was legitimately gone somewhere, why not just let JBL and Cole do the show themselves? It’s not like they’re inexperienced in that regard.

Roman Reigns, Kane, R-Truth and others involved in a 10-minute talking segment at the top of hour two. WWE usually does segments like this whenever there’s a big, multi-man match on pay per view. This was brutal, and so obviously scripted to fill time. Kane in particular just seemed to be deliberately drawing things out. They desperately need to have somebody else writing his stuff.

WWE Raw, June 8, 2015, Dolph Ziggler, Roman ReignsOkay, so R-Truth was brought out to do a comedy thing, right? He thinks he’s in the match, but he’s not. But he was brought out before The New Day, Sheamus, and Randy Orton. So the pattern hadn’t been established yet. Had he come out, say, after Sheamus, that actually might have been funny. But what ended up happening was just odd. It actually seemed like Truth was being added to the match, as another warm body to do floppy ladder moves. But nope, yet another waste of time.

Ryback gives “Shell Shocked” to The Big Show during “Miz TV” segment. This segment actually started out okay. Miz and Ryback seemed to be having fun out there. Then, of course, the talking went on too long and things became boring. I was really surprised to see Ryback hit Shell Shocked on The Big Show on free TV. One would think that’d be the big drawing element of a pay per view match between the two. Can this notoriously strong dude manhandle the world’s largest athlete? In theory, we were waiting for Money in the Bank to find out. Not anymore, I suppose. They gave away the finish on Raw.

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus ends in a brawl. Whenever these two wrestle, I always think of the night after Wrestlemania XXVIII, when the crowd essentially hijacked their match with random chants. That’s the most memorable match they’ve ever had. Seriously.

WWE Raw, June 8, 2015, Luke Harper, Erick RowanLuke Harper and Erick Rowan hit a 3D to finish a match. Either WWE is setting up with The Dudley Boyz by having Harper and Rowan use their old finish, or more likely, they’re hoping we all forget the Dudleys ever used that move. Bubba Ray/Bully Ray actually called WWE out on Twitter for it. Remember, he was in the Royal Rumble this year. So a match like this isn’t out of the question. But it’s sadly unlikely.

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Ring of Honor and Destination America, Plus, Ponderings From WWE Raw

Ring of Honor, Destination AmericaBy Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Destination America announces TV deal with Ring of Honor. Show will air prior to TNA’s Impact Wrestling. To say the very least, the news of Ring of Honor airing on Destination America was a shock.

I equate this to TNT announcing that an ECW show would air prior to WCW Monday Nitro. (Obviously that’s a stretch, but you get the idea.) It puts TNA in an extremely awkward position, and doesn’t do anything to dispell the rumors that Impact is being pulled in September. Apparently the TNA talent roster weren’t told anything prior to the announcement, which makes me wonder how much even Dixie Carter and the TNA management team knew.

For wrestling fans who get Destination America, this is great news. But for fans like me who don’t get the network, it’s not so great. I don’t necessarily see this as a huge step up for ROH, considering so many areas still can’t see them. When this announcement was made, I actually tweeted: “So Ring of Honor is going to be on too? Great. This should get them…nothing. Enjoy obscurity, guys!”

TNA Impact Wrestling, Destination AmericaIn retrospect, that’s obviously pretty harsh. Any TV exposure for a wrestling company is good news for wrestling fans. Congrats to Ring of Honor. Take this opportunity and make the most of it!

Thoughts From Raw:

After Elimination Chamber victory, Kevin Owens comes face-to-face with John Cena. So much for Owens’ tenure on Raw being strictly a WWE Network tie-in for Elimination Chamber. If WWE is smart (which depends on what week it is), they’ll keep this guy around. He and Cena have good chemistry, and I’d be happy to see these two take this all the way to Battleground in July.

I think the reason Owens is such a hot commodity right now is because there’s nobody else like him on either the main roster or NXT. He’s got a different look, a different promo style, and a fairly unique presentation. And of course, his wrestling is more than up to snuff. In that sense, he makes for very compelling television.

Raw, June 1, 2015, Kevin OwensAs for this segment, this whole “my son likes John Cena” thing is good enough to take them to Money in the Bank, which, God help us, is less than two weeks away. As Owens got the clean win this week, I expect Cena to get a clean win at Money in the Bank, followed by a rubber match at Battleground.

Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, Dolph Ziggler, Sheamus, Kofi Kingston, and Neville announced for Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Kofi Kingston being in this match is actually pretty funny. From an in-story perspective, there’s no reason for him to be there. It’s almost an exposure of WWE’s booking team. They need guys in there who can do high-flying moves with ladders, and Kofi’s a proven commodity in that respect. But when you see that graphic of all six guys in the match, and Kofi’s standing there with a tag title belt, there’s an awkwardness there.

Supposedly more guys are going to be added to this match. I imagine we won’t get more than 8. It might be interesting to see Bray Wyatt involved in a match like this, especially as he’s supposedly in line for a babyface turn. But as for who will win…

WWE Money in the Bank 2015, early ladder match graphicRoman Reigns pulls a 3-peat on Raw, defending his Money in the Bank Ladder Match spot. As Reigns wasn’t in a match at Elimination Chamber, it was a good move to emphasize him on Raw. The San Antonio crowd seemed to be into him, which is nice to see. Hopefully the respect factor is starting to set in, and fans are realizing they changed the course of this guy’s career at Wrestlemania. That’s not to say he deserved the win. But he took the loss in stride.

Hopefully Reigns pulling a 3-peat against King Barrett, Mark Henry, and Bray Wyatt adds to that respect element. They weren’t all fantastic matches, but they guy still put in a long night, to say the least.

Dean Ambrose steals WWE Title from Seth Rollins after being screwed at Money in the Bank. Didn’t they just do this story with Ambrose and the Intercontinental Title during Wrestlemania season? It was an eye-roller for me. Still, it’s nice to see Ambrose walking around with the title. Makes you think a championship win isn’t outside the realm of possibility.

Raw, June 1, 2015, Dean Ambrose, Naturally, they’re wrestling again at Money in the Bank, and naturally, it’s a ladder match. Since the ladder match at Wrestlemania, I’m officially of the mindset that WWE does too many ladder matches. They’ve lost their value. They have two pay per views (Money in the Bank and TLC) centered around the damn match. If they absolutely have to have those, then they need to remove all other ladder matches from the calendar year. What’s the point of even having a ladder match if it’s not special anymore?

Ryback wins Intercontinental Title in Elimination Chamber match. This was a big surprise. I’m not sure what this means as far as WWE wanting to make the Intercontinental Title the “worker’s title” again. Considering Ryback is apparently going to defend against The Big Show soon, things aren’t looking good in that respect. But Ryback’s passion is evident when he’s on television every week. So seeing him win the belt has some sentimental value at the very least.

The New Day retain at Elimination Chamber, will likely defend against The Prime Time Players at Money in the Bank. First and foremost, how hot did Titus O’Neil look when he got the hot tag on Raw? That’s a fire I’ve never seen out of him before. Awesome work.

WWE Raw, June 1, 2015, The New DayAs unlikely as it seemed when this act started, The New Day is are now one of the hottest things on Raw, for my money. They’re doing some cool mic work. As much as I’d like to see Titus O’Neil and Darren Young get the win and the titles, I don’t think The New Day is done with them yet. Give ’em until Summerslam at the earliest.

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