A WWE Hell in a Cell 2015 Preview – Slap a Band-Aid on It

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

This year’s Hell in a Cell has more intrigue than it deserves, considering how stale and cold the product has been lately. WWE is supposedly planning to keep ratings up by bringing more of the part-timers back, including The Rock. That’s a fine band-aid, I suppose. But it’s not going to fix the real problem: This company needs new stars, better booking, and in a perfect world, a two-hour Raw.

But hey, one problem at a time…

WWE Hell in a Cell 2015, Kick off showPRE-SHOW MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro, & Neville vs. Sheamus, Wade Barrett, & Rusev

I hate this match. I hate it so much.

It’s nothing personal against the guys in the ring. It’s just that I’m so damn tired of six-man tags. This week on Raw they did three of them. Even they put Rollins with Ambrose and Reigns to face the Wyatts, I was just so sick of six-man tags that whatever novelty it might have had was totally washed out. As for who wins this match, given WWE’s policy of “even steven booking,” and that the bad guys won on Raw, I’m giving it to the good guys here.

The really sad thing here is that Dolph Ziggler being in this match likely means he won’t be answering Cena’s open challenge again.

PREDICTION: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro, & Neville

WWE Hell in a Cell 2015, Charlotte, Nikki BellaWWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH:
Charlotte (c) vs. Nikki Bella

Weren’t they supposedly planning to make this a triple-threat match with Paige? That match would likely have had more intrigue than this one, given that we’ve seen it twice already.

Still, while I don’t often use the word “respect” in the same sentence as Nikki Bella’s name, I’ll do it here. I respect what Nikki has done with Charlotte, and the match they had on Raw for the title. So I’m willing to sit through another match between the two. But after this, they really need to put Charlotte with somebody else. Paige is basically just standing around acting weird. I don’t see why she shouldn’t be next in line.


WWE Hell in a CEll 2015, The New DAy, The Dudley BoyzWWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The New Day (c) vs. The Dudley Boyz

The right thing to do here, for my money, is to keep the titles on The New Day. Put the Dudleys with another up-and-coming team (Harper & Rowan?), and let The New Day move on. Who do you put them with at this point? That’s a tough question. Either way, Kofi, Xavier, and Big E. will likely make it entertaining. And that’s 90 percent of the battle, right there.


WWE Hell in a Cell 2015, Kevin Owens, RybackWWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Ryback

Firstly, what the hell was Ryback wearing on Raw this week? He was clearly trying to pander to Komen crowd. But there are better ways to do it than dressing like a newborn baby girl with a beard.

Having seen Kevin Owens as champion, I have very little desire to see the belt back on Ryback. Owens may not have the build that Ryback has, but he clearly makes up for it in charisma and wrestling ability. Even the stuff he did with the Lucha Dragons was fun to watch. There’s a whole line of babyfaces you can put Owens with, including Sami Zayn when he heals up. So I say we keep the title right where it is.


Seth Rollins (c) vs. Kane
If Rollins wins, Corporate Kane loses his job as director of operations.

The build-up to this match has been brutal. They overcomplicated things so damn much with the Corporate Kane/Demon Kane multiple personality angle. All this needed to be was a chase story. Kane has been dying to get his hands on Rollins all year, and now he’s finally going to get that chance. Until then, you have Rollins constantly looking over his shoulder as Kane (mask and all) plays bizarre mind games. There’s a lot of fire imagery they could have played around with, and of course Kane is a good promo. But instead we got a lot of bad and contrived storytelling, the worst of which saw Kane pin Rollins in a lumberjack match.

I don’t see this being one of Rollins’ better pay per view title defenses. But I’d love to be proven wrong. The big upside here is once he wins, the whole “director of operations” thing is over, and we hopefully won’t have to see Corporate Kane again.

What a damn waste…

PREDICTION: Seth Rollins

John Cena vs. ?

Given what we know about Cena taking time off until December, it’s not hard to pick a winner here. The only question is, who does Cena pass the torch to?

Ideally, you’d want it to be a heel, right? Looking over the roster, there’s nobody that jumps out as an obvious choice. Theoretically, they could have Ziggler pull double duty and then cheat to win. Cena has been out there with The New Day a lot lately, so it could be one of them. Stardust is a sentimental pick for yours truly. He could win the title and then have The Ascension be his run-in buddies. If they really wanted to piss the smarks off, they could put the title on The Big Show. *shudders*

Either way, this John Cena open challenge for the United States Title is a bigger selling point for the pay per view than what Rollins and Kane are doing with the World Heavyweight Title. That’s a little bit sad.


WWE Hell in a Cell, Roman Reigns, Bray WyattHELL IN A CELL MATCH:
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

One more note from this past week’s Raw: Um…hi Erick Rowan?

This is the match that should really be main eventing the show. It’s tough for me to complain about having The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar on a show, but you’ve got to believe this was the original main event for Hell in a Cell. But then thanks to low ratings, ‘Taker and Brock got called in early. In a way, that’s a shame. They’d been trying to build this Reigns/Wyatt feud for months now, with varying degrees of success. But despite it’s drawbacks, the time and effort they’d put into it merited a big blow-off like this.

One of the things that has kept this program from being as compelling as we’ve all wanted it to be is the scripted promos WWE has been feeding to Roman Reigns. Ironically, by trying to push him as their next top guy, WWE has prevented him from blossoming into the star he could be. When Reigns talks, you can tell he’s got some of the same swagger that The Rock has. That’s not to say Reigns will ever blow anybody away on the mic the way Rocky did. But somewhere under all that scripted verbage is a real human being that I’d like to get to know. That’s one of the reasons why Reigns, at some point, needs to turn heel. As a bad guy, Reigns can finally be free of some of those shackles, and learn to be himself out there.

As for this match, I’d love to see Bray go over. But if WWE wants to give Reigns another try at Wrestlemania this year, a win inside the cell is the way to go. Here’s hoping a feud with Chris Jericho is in the works to close out his year.


WWE Hell in a Cell 2015, The Undertaker, Brock LesnarHELL IN A CELL MATCH:
Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker

This match feels surprisingly under-hyped, considering how epic it’s supposed to be. They tried to kick things into high gear this past week, but it felt pretty last minute. They spent too much time focusing on that damn match at MSG with The Big Show. It’s a Hell in a Cell match with the goddamn Undertaker. You’d think they’d give it a little more than two or three weeks of build-up.

Considering that originally this match (presumably without the cell) was supposed to take place at Wrestlemania in Dallas, you’ve got to think ‘Taker was originally set to go over. Obviously plans have changed. But if the rumors about ‘Taker not wanting to retire at Wrestlemania are true, he must be going over here. Otherwise, he just looks like an old man who’s overstayed his welcome.

Granted, they’re not going to beat Brock clean. Oddly enough, I imagine the ending to this year’s Hell in a Cell being much like what happened last year. We’re going to have some kind of screwy finish, in which Brock’s next rival gets in the cage and screws him over somehow. Who’s it going to be? I have no clue. But please, can we keep Brock away from The Big Show?

PREDICTION: The Undertaker

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A Superman #44 Review – Talking Truth

Superman #44 cover, John Romita Jr. TITLE: Superman #33
AUTHOR: Gene Luen Yang
PENCILLER: John Romita Jr.
PRICE: $3.99
RELEASED: September 30, 2015

***Missed last issue? BOOM. We’ve got you covered.***

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Superman #44 is an okay issue which would have been much more compelling had it been released three or four months ago.

Before we get into the issue, let’s talk about this the Truth storyline as a whole. Readers of the Superman books know it’s run through not only this title, but Action Comics, Superman/Wonder Woman and Batman/Superman. It’s been touched on in other books, but those are the main four. Beginning in June, DC opted to use Superman to tell us how and why a de-powered Clark Kent’s identity was revealed to the world. All the while, stories of the de-powered, t-shirt wearing, “Tough Guy Superman” were already being told in the other three titles. As such, we saw this new Superman heavily effected by events we hadn’t seen yet. We could sympathize with what Clark was going through, and the stories were entertaining and compelling in their own right. But they lacked a certain depth because we couldn’t see the whole picture yet (We still can’t.).

Superman #44, alternate coverAt this point, it’s pretty safe to say this release strategy was a mistake, and it watered down something that could have been much more interesting otherwise. This is actually one of the few times I would have preferred a mass crossover. This issue marks the end of the Before Truth story, which has lasted four issues. As such it would have been simple to use all four Superman books to tell this story during the month of June. That way, the story has four straight weeks to build to a crescendo. In addition, not only do you have Gene Luen Yang and John Romita Jr. lending their talents to this pivotal story, but you have Peter Tomasi, Doug Mahnke, Ardian Syaf, and everyone else currently under the Man of Steel’s creative umbrella.

What a wasted opportunity…

With all that in mind, let’s get into Superman #44. Clark’s identity is public, and he’s not the only one in jeopardy. When The Daily Planet is targeted by supervillains, the Man of Steel must use what power he has left to defend his friends and colleagues. It’s a great premise, but the execution is surprisingly stupid.

Surprisingly, our hero starts this issue looking pretty stupid. Lois Lane has revealed to the world that Clark Kent and Superman are the same person. Yet when we open the issue, we see him strolling down the street as Clark, as if this were just an ordinary day. The Royal Flush Gang is able to identify and ambush him on sight! It’s not like Clark is incapable of being stealthy. He can fly and run at super-speed! At the very least, you’d think he’d pick a new disguise! But nope. Our main character, ladies and gentlemen. He’s sticking with an alter-ego that’s been discredited in front of the world.

Superman #44, Killer Croc, John Romita Jr.The villains who attack The Daily Planet are an odd assortment: Livewire, Atomic Skull, Killer Frost, Shockwave, and for no particular reason, Killer Croc. The choice to put Croc in there is a puzzling one. The question of why a Batman villain is put into such an important Superman story seemingly at random actually distracts from the scene. Furthermore, he’s rather redundant. He’s just another slab of muscle and mass for Superman to kick around.

About halfway through the issue, something interesting and mildly sensible finally happens: Clark finds out that a former Planet acquaintance of has taken Jimmy Olsen, Perry White, and some of his other colleagues hostage. Due to the destruction caused by one of Superman’s enemies, this impromptu villain lost his wife and his livelihood. Now that Clark’s identity is exposed, he’s taking the fight to him. Now this is an interesting idea, and really should have taken up the first half of the issue. The stuff with the Royal Flush Gang, Killer Croc and the others feels like it’s there because they felt the need to fill a supervillain quota. But in the end, simply putting there so Clark can punch them comes off clumsy and forced.

During the fight, Perry White takes a bullet, and we subsequently get to hear his side of things. Understandable, he’s rather perturbed. This scene only lasts a page, making it yet another lost opportunity in the Truth saga. This scene actually reminded me of something Marvel released in the wake of Spider-Man revealing his identity in Civil War. It was an editorial by J. Jonah Jameson, who’s called Spider-Man a menace for years, only to discover that he’s been on the Daily Bugle staff the whole time. Jameson apologizes to his readers, and vows to win back their trust. Perry obviously never had that kind of contempt for Clark. But this revelation makes Perry, and everyone at the Planet look like oblivious fools. There’s a real argument to be made that the paper’s credibility has been compromised. It’d be fascinating to see that angle explored. So naturally, I assume it’ll be left untouched…

Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #6Toward the end of the issue, there’s an incredibly stupid moment where Clark cuts his hair with a diamond. You know, because he’s Superman and he’s got really strong tissue. This isn’t a new idea (as you’ll see on the left), but I’ve always rejected it, and others along the same line.

There’s still some potential left in the Superman: Truth story as a whole. But it’s been so mismanaged that at this point that it’s inescapably tarnished. At this point, those of us who are sticking around can only hope for better things ahead now that the backstory of Superman’s “outing” has been revealed.

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A Captain America: Sam Wilson #1 Review – On Wings of Partisanship

Sam Wilson Captain America #1, 2015TITLE: Captain America: Sam Wilson #1
AUTHOR: Nick Spencer
PENCILLER: Daniel Acuna
RELEASED: September 14, 2015

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Alas, poor Sam Wilson. He flew too close to the sun on wings of partisanship…

Yeah, that’s right. Wings of partisanship. Because his suit has big wings. And because apparently, Captain America is sounding off on the issues facing his beloved country these days. Of course, this issue doesn’t tell us exactly what his opinions are. But whatever he said, it was enough for S.H.I.E.L.D. to drop him from their ranks. Captain America is now a DIY project, with Sam and his remaining cohorts resorting to crowdfunding to restore some of their resources. And what of Steve Rogers? Has Sam even lost the faith of his former partner, the original Captain America?

I like the subtext of a half the country turning Captain America for “coming out” (for lack of a better term) about his true feelings. As the character himself says, our country is so divided right now. Opinions are widely different (at times violently so) about what America should be. Captain America now reflects that. He’s not above the squabbling anymore. That opens the door for compelling, emotional storytelling. Taking S.H.I.E.L.D. resources away from Sam and his cohorts also plays up his everyman appeal.

Captain America vs. Crossbones, Daniel AcunaCap runs into Crossbones early in the issue, and they have a funny little exchange. They’re about to fight, they know they’re about to fight, but first they shoot the breeze a little bit. They’re clearly enemies, but they’re almost old acquaintances too. That’s a funny dynamic. You wouldn’t want to see that with everybody, but ot’s cool once in a blue moon.

This issue also sets up a nice supporting cast for Sam. I don’t know as much about these characters as other fans do. But Sam’s partnership with Misty Knight is obviously intriguing. Nick Spencer and Daniel Acuna put together a nice sparring session between the two that’s ripe with sexual tension. On the opposite end of the spectrum, you’ve got D-Man to provide a little levity, along with some mechanical exposition. We also get a nice two-page scene between Sam and his brother Gideon, a pastor who brings a very personal, and potentially spiritual perspective to things. And of course, you’ve got our ol’ buddy Redwing. Add this all up, and it potentially gives the book some solid depth.

Captain America: Sam Wilson #1, Daniel AcunaDaniel Acuna is mostly on point here. He draws a good Sam Wilson, and I love his rendering of Pastor Gideon. He’s also good with the explosive moments. He’s also good with the explosive action moments that come during fights. Where Acuna lacks here is in Sam Wilson’s acting. When he’s in the mask, he almost always has the same blank and stoic expression. Granted, Acuna doesn’t have Sam’s eyes to work with, which I’m sure makes it harder. But even during the sparring scene with Misty, they both have expressions that aren’t blank (Acuna plays with the eyebrows a bit), but feel very lifeless. I hate to use the term “Captain A-Mannequin”… so I won’t. When Acuna has Sam’s eyes to work with, things are much better. But c’mon, man! You’re not working with a Spidey mask or an Iron Man helmet! Gimmie some feeling!

Sam’s stoic nature notwithstanding, we’re off to a really good start with Captain America: Sam Wilson #1. They’ve definitely got me coming back for issue #2. Something tells me old man Rogers ain’t too happy.

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A Review of The Flash S2E2 – When Worlds Collide

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

The Flash remains, in my humble opinion, the best superhero show to hit the airwaves in years. As we’re getting into it’s second season, it continues to be enjoyable. And this plotline involving Earth-2 has some great potential.

But, that being said, this week’s episode was underwhelming. Sadly, much of it has to do with Jay Garrick, our Flash of Earth-2.

The Flash, S2E2, Jay GarrickTeddy Sears does his first full episode as Jay Garrick. This isn’t Teddy’s first time around the block, but he was pretty wooden in this episode. He’s got a good look, but I don’t see a lot of chemistry between he and Grant Gustin or Danielle Panabaker. But of course, this is only his first episode. Let’s give him some time to get comfortable in the role. And let’s hope he gets it quickly. For obvious reasons, it’s looking like Jay is going to be a big part of this season.

Jay also needs to stop calling Barry “kid.” You’re The Flash, man. Don’t be condescending.

Six months after Ronnie Raymond’s alleged death, Caitlin appears to be crushing on Jay. Um…is six months enough time to get over the death of your husband? Mrs. Primary Ignition says no. But then again, Ronnie was gone for so long that maybe it was easier for her to get re-accustomed to life without him. I imagine that’s going to make things awkward when he comes back again…

The Flash, Season 2, Episode 2, Patty SpivotShantel VanSanten plays Patty Spivot, a cop dying to get on Joe West’s metahuman task force. Very happy to see a new love interest for Barry. Patty Spivot is also his love interest in the comics right now, if I’m not mistaken. Obviously Barry is going to end up with Iris in the end. But I’ve always found Iris to be extremely annoying. There’s nothing wrong with how Candice Patton plays the part. But to me Iris has always been written very whiny and irritating. That’s why I’ve consistently rooted for Barry to end up with Caitlin. But Patty Spivot works too. Shantel VanSanten was charming in the role. She’s a welcome addition to the cast.

Cisco tells Professor Stein about his visions, makes him promise to keep it a secret. Stein appears to have a seizure near the end of the episode. Cisco’s logic in telling Stein keep his mouth shut about thing makes no sense. He wants these awful visions to go away, but he doesn’t want Stein or anyone else to help him? From a drama standpoint, tt would have made more sense if Stein had his little episode as he and Cisco were about to confide in the rest of the team. Just my opinion.

Also, that “I get a vibe” line was nice a little wink.

The Flash, Season 2, Episode 2, Jay Garrick, Sand DemonZoom recruits Eddie Slick, a.k.a. Sand Demon, to kill The Flash. Sand Demon is one of the few comic book super villains I’m not familiar with, but Kett Turton did fine playing a bad guy. Still, I couldn’t help but see him as a poor man’s version of Marvel’s Sandman. Based on how his fight with Barry and Jay ended, I’m wondering if we’ll see him again, as we did with the various villains last season.

The episode ends with what appears to be an alternate-Earth version of Harrison Wells. So…is that the real Harrison Wells? Or is that future Eobard Thawne disguised as Harrison Wells? Also, was that Earth-2? Regardless, this could get messy.

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A Batman & Robin: Eternal #1 Review – The Burden of (Low) Expectations

Batman & Robin Eternal #1TITLE: Batman & Robin Eternal #1
AUTHORS: James Tynion IV, Scott Snyder
PENCILLER: Tony Daniel
PRICE: $3.99
RELEASED: October 7, 2015

***Readers might want to check out Grayson #12, as it sets this issue up quite nicely.***

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

I’m going on record right now: If this book gets as tedious and stupid as Batman Eternal did, I’m out. For some ridiculous reason, I paid $156 for every issue of that series. And like every weekly series DC has put out that isn’t 52, it was a big waste of time and money. So if Batman & Robin Eternal goes off the rails, I won’t be sticking around to watch the awful blaze.

However, Batman & Robin Eternal may be better equipped for success. It’s only 26 issues, which means the creators hopefully won’t have to use as much fluff and filler as they did for its predecessor. Plus, a series with a cast of former Robins is an intriguing idea. The Robin legacy as a whole has been left so ambiguous in the New-52verse that spending some quality time with it would likely do it some good. This series will hopefully supply us with the sense of history we’ve sorely missed.

As an added bonus: This issue introduces Cassandra Cain into the New 52 continuity.

Cassandra Cain, Tony Daniel, Batman & Robin Eternal #1Playing off the events of Grayson #12, the rest of Dick’s surrogate family now knows he’s alive. This issue sees our favorite sexy super-spy help Red Hood and Red Robin catch a bad guy before returning to a familiar location on Spyral business. Then Dick is attacked by a group of well-dressed children with guns, as well as his Spyral partner, followed by a mysterious and lethal martial artist he doesn’t know. His assailant gives him a flash drive that leads him into a mystery in Batman’s past. Via recorded hologram, Bruce calls it his “greatest sin” and his “deepest regret.” The issue ends with a disturbing image which hints at what our mysterious villain, Mother, may be capable of.

Perhaps I’m reading into something that isn’t there, but this issue seems to hint that Dick, Jason, Tim, and others working with Batman was somehow preordained. As if somehow it was all part of a master plan connected to Mother. If that is what they’re going for, then I might as well tag out now. The notion that there was some sort of grand “Robin plan” in place, and that Dick and the others aren’t simply companions Bruce met during his journey, takes so much of the fun away from the Robin concept. The same goes for Batgirl. Bluebird, or whoever else Batman has taken under his proverbial wing. Can we please not make Robin into yet another stupid prophecy character?

Batman & Robin Eternal #1, Tony DanielApparently this series will also present us with the next chapter in Harper Row’s story. In this issue we see she’s capable of manipulating Jim Gordon’s Batman suit. A rivalry between those two could be interesting. But it’s more likely we’ll see why she’s “the key to everything they cannot know. And that is why you must die.” Uh oh, that’s nothing to sneeze at. Batman’s partners have a pretty bad mortality rate, even though they do all come back to life.

I’ve had a love/hate relationship with Tony Daniel and colorist Sandu Florea’s art since the New 52 began, but what we see here is mostly satisfactory. I imagine the scene between Dick, Jason, and Tim taking place in the glow of a big red light wasn’t an accident. The motorcycle chase scene with Dick, leading into the fight with Cassandra was very nicely done. We also have an assassin character called The Orphan who has a cool reveal.

Sadly, Daniel is already passing the artistic baton. For upcoming issues, the reigns will be passed between Paul Pelletier, Scot Eaton, Fernando Pasarin, among others. I suppose the best we can hope for are smooth transitions between the various pencillers.

I don’t have high hopes for Batman & Robin Eternal. But in truth, I’d almost be willing to endure another crappy weekly series if they worked in new costumes for the Red Hood and Red Robin. Take the Bat-Symbol off Jason’s chest, and just start from scratch on Tim’s costume. That thing’s been an eye sore since day one.

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Cena and Ziggler Steal the Show, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

On the whole, Raw was more watchable this week. In the absence of The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, and Paul Heyman, we got a video package hyping the main event of Hell in a Cell. I’m not sure if that’s what you want, considering this match is headlining the damn pay per view. There’s not nearly as much buzz about this match as there was about their Summerslam encounter. And this is supposed to be the blow-off!

But while there were plenty of negatives, the show did have one obvious bright spot.

WWE Raw, October 12, 2015, John Cena, Dolph ZigglerPonderings From Raw:

John Cena faces Dolph Ziggler in his weekly US Open Challenge. So, um…I guess that was a legit marriage proposal that happened during the opening moments of this match. I’ll always give Cena credit for rolling with whatever the crowd gives him.

With Cena about to take some time off, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he picked Ziggler to drop the title to. Dolph has been as big a victim as any of the WWE “start and stop push.” But he keeps putting on matches like the one we saw with Cena tonight, and he refuses to be forgotten about. Does it even need to be said that this was the match of the night?

Was really interested to see Ziggler pay homage to Shawn Michaels with the stomps in the corner leading up to the superkick. If you look at how Ziggler has updated his gear as of late, with the long tights and the white boots combined with his overall look, he almost looks like he’s trying to morph himself into the HBK of the early ’90s.

WWE Raw, Roman Reigns, October 12, 2015Roman Reigns cuts a promo before beating Braun Strowman via count-out. Roman Reigns really needs to be a heel. Much like his “cousin” The Rock, he’s got a swagger and a personality that’s dying to get out. That “Y’all can’t hear me or somethin’?” line he gave in response to the “What?” chants was good. But he was playing nice because he’s supposed to be a babyface. This guy has had enough experience on the mic now that if you just let him say what’s on his mind, the fans would probably get behind him eventually.

But instead, he’s being forced into a babyface role. I cringed when I saw him next to John Cena in that Susan G. Komen segment last week. If you’re trying to build a guy up as your next top star, the one person you don’t want to put him next to is Cena.

I can appreciate what they’re doing with Braun Strowman. He’s cast very well as a seemingly invincible giant. If only The Big Show had been lucky enough to be cast in such a role. But as was the case with Rusev, and a lot of other once invincible talents, it becomes a question of what you do with the guy once they’ve been humanized. Once the giant has been slayed, what do you do with him?

WWE Raw, October 12, 2015, Rusev, Summer RaeWWE plays off online revelation that Rusev and Lana are engaged, has Summer Rae turn on Rusev after a match. So Summer Rae does the logical thing and ends it with Rusev. But this match left Rusev looking like a heel. But the crowd might still be inclined to cheer for Lana. Where does that leave us…?

Sheamus & Wade Barrett def. Neville & Cesaro. Wasn’t tough to predict a winning team for this one. Cesaro, a recent victim of yet another start and stop push, teaming with Neville, the guy who lost in 30 seconds last week.

How is Neville’s huge loss last week not the entire basis of what they’re doing with he, Sheamus, and Barrett? These guys made Neville lose a match in less than a minute. They humiliated him. I’m not that big a Neville fan, but I”d sure as hell root for him to get his win back if they played it up.

In the main event, Kane def. Seth Rollins in a Lumberjack Match. This program with Rollins and Kane has fallen flat. It’s such a shame, as with the right story it could have been compelling. But this whole multiple personality thing with Kane killed it. Now they’ve reached the point where they have to actually give us the match to try and entice us to buy another match between the two at Hell in a Cell. As always, that strategy is lame.

WWE Raw, October 12, 2015, The New DayThe New Day def. Randy Orton & Dean Ambrose. This match had the right finish. The New Day should stay dominant. They got to brag about beating up Cena, Ziggler, and the Dudleys, and now they’ve beaten Orton and Ambrose.

If Big E., Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods are going to remain heels, then what I’d like to see from them is more of a mean streak. It seems like they’re slowly moving in that direction, but I want more. I love that they’re entertaining, but we also want these guys to be villains. Especially if they’re going to be placed in such important spots on the show.

Nikki Bella def. Naomi, as the crowd (and Brie Bella) chanted for Sasha Banks. I get what they were going for with this one. The Bellas drive a wedge between Team BAD by playing up Sasha’s much-heralded match with Bayley at the latest NXT Takeover. In that respect, it worked.

But after such an awesome match between two women in the development system, what does it say that this match, on what’s supposed to be the promotion’s flagship show, was such a snoozefest? You’ve got arguably the best female wrestler in the world standing on the outside, and then you give us that match. Ugh.

Brie Bella pins Charlotte in a tag team match. I don’t even want to acknowledge this. Again, the only word I’m left with is: “Ugh.”

James Storm, NXTPonderings From Around the Wrestling World:

James Storm appears at NXT taping. Storm is a nice get for WWE, and ultimately a win-win for everybody. He’s been around for over 15 years now. So like Samoa Joe or Rhyno, Storm can work with newer wrestlers and help them up their game. Plus, no whether they ever call him up or not, time under the WWE umbrella makes will make Storm a more attractive prospect for other promotions when he leaves.

Matt Hardy vacates TNA Heavyweight Championship. Promotion holding tournament to crown undisputed champion. This was an eye-roller, following the feel-good moment TNA ended Bound For Glory with. My understanding is TNA is going to compile part of this tournament together with matches taped in July. That’s fine, I suppose. At this point it’s all about getting fresh content up, as they have no new Impact episodes taped. As for who wins, my money’s on Ethan Carter III. In many ways, he’s the crown jewel of TNA. What exactly that spot is worth these days is up for debate.

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A Review of The Amazing Spider-Man #1 – Spider-Man Inc.

The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (2015)TITLE: The Amazing Spider-Man #1
AUTHOR: Dan Slott
PENCILLER: Giuseppe Camuncoli. Cover by Alex Ross.
PRICE: $5.99
RELEASED: October 7, 2015

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Toy companies love to put Spider-Man in cars, on motorcycles, vehicles in general. The frustrated fanboy in me really dislikes that. After all, he’s Spider-Man! What does he need a car for?

Low and behold, Dan Slott (who may be the definitive Spidey scribe of the last decade) and Giuseppe Camuncoli answer the question in The Amazing Spider-Man #1. Spider-Man doesn’t need a car. He wants a car. In this issue he gets that and more.

Part of Marvel’s “All New All Different” relaunch, The Amazing Spider-Man #1 shows us that Parker Industries has done rather well for itself. In addition to the new “Webware” smartwatch, Peter Parker’s corporation is developing tech for S.H.I.E.L.D., as well as his own Spider-Man ventures. He’s also got his very own Spidey body double in Hobie Brown, a.k.a. Prowler. But as Peter is spread thinner than ever at the head of Parker Industries, Spider-Man must face attacks from The Zodiac. What’s more, Parker Industries is facing attacks from within.

The Amazing Spider-Man #1, Giuseppe CamuncoliThis issue also comes with a nice little Spidey sampler, pulling from a few other different books in the Spider-Man line. Thanks to the events of Secret Wars, we’ve got no shortage of Spider-Man material out there.

This issue introduces us to Peter Parker’s new global initiative, not just as Spider-Man, but as the head of his own company. It’s a little bit like Batman Incorporated in that with help, Peter is trying to reach his fullest potential as a hero and a humanitarian. He’s got a S.H.I.E.L.D. liaison in Mockingbird, Anna Maria Marconi working on tech stuff at the company’s London branch, his old friends from Horizon Labs running an institute for technology in San Francisco, and he’s got Hobie doing Spidey stuff when he’s not around. He’s also linked to Miguel O’Hara, a.k.a. the Spider-Man of 2099. I can only assume he has ties to Miles Morales, who’s also swinging around New York. As such, the scope of this story is huge.

Screen shot 2015-10-08 at 12.29.59 AMNaturally, there opportunities aplenty for the ol’ Parker luck to strike. I’m particularly interested in Peter using Hobie as an alternate Spider-Man. He flat out tells Peter he’s not comfortably in the role, and that’s demonstrated when he fails to stop The Zodiac at the wedding of Max Modell. Asking Hobie to assume his identity, while Spider-Man is also serving as a mascot of sorts for Parker Industries is a tall task. It’s also a giant risk that Peter may end up regretting.

There’s enough heart in Peter’s strategy with Parker Industries that you want him to succeed, but at the same time know it’s doomed to fail. Slott lets us know that Peter only pays himself a middle-management salary, which certainly makes him look heroic in an era where people love to talk about “the top 1 percent.” We also see him start the Uncle Ben Fondation, which believe it or not isn’t dedicated to rice in some way. But at the same time, lines like: “With great power…comes greater speed, storage, and battery life” feel wrong coming out of his mouth. This is the point, of course. It’s supposed to feel like an ill fit. So in that sense, Slott’s got something here.

The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (2015), Peter Parker, fly downGiuseppe Camuncoli and the artistic team add some lighting to the Spider-Man eyes and chest emblem, which again, brings Batman Incorporated to mind. Camuncoli brings his usual blend of stylized realism to the mix. As it turns out, he draws a hell of a Spider-Mobile. And it looks damn good in what was definitely the most suspenseful comic book car chase I’ve seen in quite some time!

And so, the next chapter in Dan Slott’s historic run on Spider-Man continues. He’s been able to stay fairly consistent since he took over in 2010. So the smart bet is he’ll have taken us on quite a ride by the time Parker Industries comes crumbling down.

 Images from author’s collection.

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